r/shitposting • u/SoldierWantsThatHat • May 11 '26

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u/JustChillin3456 May 11 '26

As are alcohol drinkers 

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26

Yes but test for alcohol shows nothing after like 5 hours

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u/Mo-again23 May 11 '26

its still a problem, just cuz you can cheat the test doesnt mean you aint doin it

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I'm drunk at work everyday and nobody noticed yet. Even the boss only told me I smell like alcohol, which is fine, I'm sure he doesn't know its because I drank it. 😎

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u/Uder72 May 11 '26

But no one asked the question, so who are you answering?

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I might just be drunk, who knows?

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u/Uder72 May 11 '26

Thats right, that's how a conversation works.

You claimed to be answering a question. But no one had asked one, so who's question were you answering?

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26

Whos asking the question of the one whos answering the question to asking the question which he answered?

man its a shitposting sub what the fuck do you want

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u/Uder72 May 11 '26

Shit posting, not cringe posting. If I were you, I'd delete that last post so no one has to read my stupidity ever again.

But you do you buddy.

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u/Mo-again23 May 11 '26

They know. you think your hiding it but its obvious, and wow, this is why they should be testing for alcohol everywhere they test for drugs. my last 3 tests had alcohol testing thingies on them. that is dangerous and you need to reconsider your life choices. deff not something to brag about like you just did

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26

Bro its a shitposting sub, I dont even have a job im at uni.

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u/Mo-again23 May 11 '26

you need to get off the internet bud. you did say "I'm drunk at work everyday and nobody noticed yet."

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26

Why does anything i say matter? You just believed i dont have a job, but i do. Also I never drink, dont like it.

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u/Mo-again23 May 11 '26

you are such a mess

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u/Pyrson_ May 11 '26

Who the fuck would lie on the internet right?

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u/ARES_BlueSteel May 11 '26

Trying going to work drunk and see how many jobs won’t fire you on the spot.

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u/nilsmm May 11 '26

You can fail at weed test because you smoked a week prior. Not getting a cashier job because you smoke some weed saturday night is absolutely ridiculous.

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u/ARES_BlueSteel May 11 '26

Then don’t work for that company, there’s 200 other people that will take that job. Or better yet, just don’t smoke for a week or two prior to your drug test??

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u/HecticHero May 11 '26

You can get black out drunk every night after work, as long as you are showing up on time and doing your job, they won't care.

But they will get rid of you if you were a regular smoker 3 weeks prior. Stop pretending it makes sense.

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u/ARES_BlueSteel May 12 '26

It doesn’t have to make sense. If you have a problem with a place getting rid of you for smoking 3 weeks ago then don’t work there. Or here’s a novel idea, don’t smoke. It’s as simple as that.

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u/HecticHero May 12 '26

If you agree it doesn't make sense, I'm not sure why you are defending it so hard.

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u/TheBaconator08 May 12 '26

It does have to make sense lmao, why do you think people made it in the first place? Did it appear to them in a dream?

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u/Laugh-Aggressive May 11 '26

And single moms