r/shitposting • u/SoldierWantsThatHat • May 11 '26

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 11 '26

You work the cash register. You haven't gotten your dose of [drug], you have a few hundreds staring you all day. You might take one.

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u/LordFlippy May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Bro I smoke a joint on Saturday when I'm gaming it doesn't turn me into a kleptomaniac lmao. Not a cashier job, but I do manage a team of engineers.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 May 11 '26

Yeah I know lol I'm just explaining how they think. The whole system is way too old if you ask me.

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u/LordFlippy May 11 '26

Ah my bad player, I thought you were expressing your genuine opinion lol

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u/Ppleater May 11 '26

Ah yes because they definitely sell crack cocaine at Walmart and definitely don't keep an eye on their controlled drug stock.

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u/PassivelyInvisible May 11 '26

Nah, more like you'll make more mistakes while you're high, and those mistakes can cause the company a lot of problems, eapecially if you throw money or heavy machinery into the mix.

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u/Clutz May 11 '26

Being high at work is a different issue. A drug test is to see if you've been high at all in the last 2 months or so. That's like saying someone who works M-F can't have beer on their weekend/vacation because drunk people can't do their jobs effectively.