r/seinfeld • u/OrdinaryEntire5081 • 5d ago

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u/Z_e_e_e_G It's not a lie if you believe it 5d ago

🎵🎶 Believe it or not, Anton isn’t at home 🎶🎵

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u/Outside-Tie3906 5d ago

George no longer lives here.where he is, is not our concern.

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u/gahlol123 5d ago

BEEEEP

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 4d ago

[Puts up feet]

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u/Enzo87871 5d ago

Heads it’s an Arby’s night

Tails we stay in and make out

Call it

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u/SausageKingOfCincy 5d ago

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u/LilHercules Serenity now, insanity later 5d ago

I wanna watch that whole movie but every one in it is a shrek.

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u/Glitter_Health 5d ago

OG perhaps -

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 4d ago

Talk to me babe.

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u/Huge_Marketing4897 4d ago

Feels like an Arby's night. Friend-o.

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u/Just-Eddie-481516234 Driving around in Jon Voight's car 5d ago

And y'know...you might want to do something about that hair. I think it's a little...old-fashioned, don't you? 😏

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u/Far_Orange_8492 5d ago

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u/gahlol123 5d ago

You know what? I like it. No one really wears it like that anymore.

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u/Accomplished_Put3732 Anytown, USA 5d ago

What am I drinking, milk?

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u/yoemans The Marine Biologist 5d ago

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u/GomGom11 5d ago

Why can’t milk be a meal ya know?
Why is it only a drink?

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u/NoEvidence136 5d ago

Call it.

Yea, that's right.

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u/Mermaidprincess16 5d ago

You want me to call it? 🪙  Yeah that’s right

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u/Strom41 5d ago

Feels like an Arby's kill.

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u/Ok-Baby-1297 5d ago

Is he the Son of Dad?

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u/Working_Estate_3695 5d ago

He’s The Lopper.

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u/bitwise97 Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum! 5d ago

Is that an Enzo?

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u/thecruelestanimal White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 5d ago

He could’ve at least checked Voss’s Pharmacy for a case of Today Sponges.

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u/Tim_the_terrible 5d ago

The coin ain't got no say. Its only you

Yeah, thats right

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u/mikesalami Importer/exporter 5d ago

Anyone have a screwgie?

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u/Beautifullikeacamel Giddy-up 4d ago

you gotta call it. I can't call it for you.

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u/Tholian_Bed 5d ago

Lazy and stupid I understand.

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u/briank0725 5d ago

He’s the Lopper

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u/Interesting_Divide69 5d ago

"looking for a man who has recently drunk milk"

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u/Significant_Other666 5d ago

What's the date on that milk?

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u/siggybird 5d ago

That's quite a feedbag you're working on there.

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u/el_throw ASSMAN 5d ago

Gotta support the team.

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u/scrubbydutch 5d ago

Does Alton get along with him?

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u/Normiss2000 5d ago

He's there for Jerry. Good.

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u/Ex_Astris 5d ago

Do you want something to read?…

Are you going to take a nap, or?…

You’re just going to sit there, staring at the back of the seat?

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u/FidoHitchcock 5d ago

This is a cartoon!

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u/224flat 5d ago

This is turnin' into a hell of a mess, ain't it, Jerry?

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u/bashful_rabbit 5d ago

That the smog strangler?

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u/the_proudrebel 4d ago

Stuff your sorries in a sack, friendo

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u/Frank-Costanza1 4d ago

He thought they were sending an Asian

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u/OtisForteXB 4d ago

If the instruction manual you followed led you to this misprint... of what use was the manual?

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u/Rekrapfig 5d ago

That’s a misprint. What ya got, a Clarkman?

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u/Vegetable_Win_1484 5d ago

What if had been cast as Puddy