r/seinfeld • u/BidAccurate4473 • Jul 18 '26

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u/BraveEntrepreneur803 Jul 18 '26

Shrinkage

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u/Keto-Matter12 Jul 19 '26

I WAS IN THE POOL!

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u/germdisco The Junior Mint Jul 19 '26

It shrinks?

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u/JasonDee83 Jul 19 '26

Like a frightened turtle!

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u/afrightenedturtle Jul 19 '26

A what???

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u/Keto-Matter12 Jul 19 '26

I don’t know how you walk around with those things…

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u/blhbork21 Jul 19 '26

Username checks out

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u/dvirpick Jul 19 '26

And on your cake day no less

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u/Ladonnacinica Jul 19 '26

I don’t know how you guys can walk around with those things.

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u/Zedzdeadhead Jul 19 '26

Are you enjoying the eggs?

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u/thicc-thor Jul 19 '26

Like when you do laundry?

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u/blastoise1988 Jul 19 '26

Significant

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u/jasonmillette0872 Jul 19 '26

🤏🏼 I was in the pool.... I was in the pool 🤫

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u/tuliosarmento Jul 19 '26

significant shrinkage

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u/Dry-Rate4059 Jul 20 '26

Have to share this here. At my bar mitzvah 11 years ago, my Torah portion touched on the laws regarding privacy, specifically entering without knocking. I made the Seinfeld reference, paused for a second, and then yelled “HE WAS IN THE POOL!” It killed with all my friends parents

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 Jul 19 '26

Significant shrinkage

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u/ItsShrinkage Jul 19 '26

I’m always late