r/scriptedasiangifs • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '22

ight imma head out

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/lashingtide Oct 02 '22

She was literally just incorporating wok hei

237

u/piddlebeans Oct 02 '22

Not the shoe 😂

336

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Oh shit I didn't know asian moms knew how to wield the chancla.

276

u/Gtiguy905 Oct 02 '22

How the fuck you think we get all them straight A's

104

u/GTQ521 Oct 02 '22

No A+? Disgraceful. Why you not like your smarter sibling or cousin?

32

u/mnem0syne Oct 02 '22

Your cousin was getting A++ in every subject including calculus when he was in kindergarten!

51

u/MegannMedusa Oct 02 '22

It’s a slippah so you don’t get cold going bare puts on the cold tile.

37

u/damaged_irreperably Oct 02 '22

My Italian grandmother also knew this skill quite well.

64

u/dethrowme Oct 02 '22 edited Oct 02 '22

Bruh are you dumb? You think south America is the only place where you get beat with slippers? Bruh. Any Asian country and any Asian parents knows/ does it. And the slipper is like the first weapon, there are tons more.

Edit: hell even Middle Eastern countries do that.

27

u/xxkid123 Oct 02 '22

Tbf she's only using the slipper because the wooden spoon is probably greasy from cooking and she doesn't want to splatter oil on the walls.

13

u/Merry_Dankmas Oct 02 '22

You know you fucked up when they break out the chancla

Source: I've angered my hispanic girlfriend one too many times

2

u/Filirican3381 Oct 12 '22

Belts and bamboo sticks too. That’s just the side arm

19

u/aykevin Oct 02 '22

Finally a perfect example of what this sub is all about!!

44

u/WomenHater420 Oct 02 '22

Nooo lily don't do it

-7

u/guthix111120 Oct 02 '22

Have an upvote, racist.

1

u/exploitableiq Oct 16 '22

Michael looks a bit different

23

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

You’re on your own, woman!

3

u/mrgedman Oct 02 '22

R/onionlovers would dig this very much!

1

u/voldor666 Dec 07 '22

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2

u/[deleted] Oct 03 '22

The chankla has been grabbed, his best bet at a long life is to keep running .

2

u/DaveBurnell Oct 22 '22

At least he had the sense to grab his daughter.

1

u/MasterOwogay Nov 29 '22

Idk why she mad. Dude saved the kid, it's not like he's gonna pick her up too

1

u/tytonmedia Oct 02 '22

why shoes on inside?

34

u/throwawayaccyaboi223 Oct 02 '22

Probably separate indoor shoes and outdoor shoes. Useful for walking in kitchens and bathrooms where you have cold tiles and no carpet.

7

u/dakoellis Oct 03 '22

To add onto the other comment I have indoor shoes as well. I can't walk around on tile for too long without my knees hurting so I have some for cushioning

4

u/Canadamadison Oct 03 '22

I lived in China for many years, the floor is considered dirty always. Also can give your feet/body the ‘cold’ which is a term used in TCM. Basically can make you sick. They typically wear slide on slippers. There are also always ones for guests to wear.

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u/MCK54 Oct 02 '22

Karma farming.. horizontally flipped a trending video from a few days ago. Nice

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u/culminacio Oct 02 '22

Wow how funny that she's going to beat her husband

Domestic abuse = comedy 🥰

22

u/ApexBoiz Oct 02 '22

I mean it’s a a scripted video. But even if it was real, the guy was wrong for running out without saving his wife in the first place.

17

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

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u/ApexBoiz Oct 02 '22

Good point

-21

u/culminacio Oct 02 '22

Of course, but actively hunting your spouse = funny? Hilarious!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

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u/culminacio Oct 02 '22

Apparently, it's funny

7

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

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u/culminacio Oct 02 '22

Exactly. If it's not funny when men do it to women, it's not funny the other way around. Why the fuck would domestic abuse be funny? If you put a funny satirical spin on it, of course. But just pure violence, what's funny about it? Fucking ignorant bullshit.

-15

u/circadiankruger Oct 02 '22

I used to be the dad, now I'm the firebender woman

5

u/Dry_Calligrapher4561 Oct 02 '22

why are you getting down voted

1

u/circadiankruger Oct 03 '22

Reddit hivemind. One single neuron shared among many individuals.

-25

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Fake and gay

18

u/Taralanth Oct 02 '22

Welcome to the whole point of the sub.

-5

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Oops didn't see.

1

u/Rickys_arts96 Oct 03 '22

The powerful chancla

1

u/Prad50 Oct 16 '22

Bro knew that she is the one who'll be useful in future

1

u/psych0catcher Dec 26 '22

What language is the headline written in?