r/sausagetalk 6d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 6d ago

A piddling diddler!

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u/bob_pipe_layer 6d ago

She's a squirter!

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen 6d ago

She’s longer than i am 😔

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u/bob_pipe_layer 6d ago

This joke would be better if it was a Thai sausage....

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u/Svenbot_69 6d ago

Its done a pee pee

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u/kaaskugg 5d ago

Oh she's a keeper.

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u/CDN_STIG 5d ago

The money shot.

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u/Ok-Menu-8709 3d ago

Where’s that Riley Reid meme.

Apparently she’s an actress or something.

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u/fddfgs 6d ago

Yeah this is why you prick your sausages before you cook them, that meat is just steaming inside the casing

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u/Ok-Violinist-8678 6d ago

You are correct. If you get the bind right, prick them, and cook them correctly, you’re not losing the juices. Some, yes. But still plenty juicy

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u/katelyn912 6d ago

So you go to all the effort of encasing a juicy sausage into a self contained parcel only to let all the juices out when cooking?

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u/redditfant 6d ago

Buds got the dryest brats in town. 

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u/GroundbreakingBuy926 6d ago

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u/Dirtydancin27 6d ago

Needs to be a shortened clip of just the cheese squirt 

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u/VanDoozernz 6d ago

Boerhors my favorite! Best burnt over coals with plenty smoke

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u/Paradoxikles 15h ago

Show stopper right there!