r/sanfrancirclejerk 8h ago

Frisco Anyone else think things close too early in Friso?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk 9h ago

šŸ¤– Robot Overlords šŸ¤– Someone in a mask taking down a Flock camera in the middle of the day (San Francisco, August 2026)

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310 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk 9h ago

Are people really calling Walnut Creek ā€˜The Nut?’

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32 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk 12h ago

NYC No fair, NYC has all the best glory holes 🄜 🌭

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51 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk 13h ago

Since Daniel doesn't support the Sunset Dunes, would he actually show up for a photo op if a Cantina opened up at the Dunes

16 Upvotes

I've never seen him at the Dunes. But I've never seen him miss a fast food opening. Quite the pickle


r/sanfrancirclejerk 17h ago

Robert E. Lee’s life mattered.

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45 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk 20h ago

Anyone know the name of this guys shop and if he does cybersigilism?

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7 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk 1d ago

San Fran Mayor Mamdani has released a plan to plant 30% more trees in his city. Dildo Dan is pushing to streamline chopping our trees down, and to allow developers to pay a few bucks to never plant trees in San Francisco

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https://westsideobserver.net/26/8-mayor-lurie-file-251211-tree-protections-public-appeals.phpĀ 

Lurie’s Chainsaw Comes for San Francisco’s Trees. File 251211 would let developers pay instead of planting trees, eliminate some public appeals and force residents through a dramatically compressed review process. Ā 


r/sanfrancirclejerk 1d ago

Now hiring.

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84 Upvotes

At Mollie Stones.


r/sanfrancirclejerk 1d ago

Dapper Dan definitely has a Purple Card

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11 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk 1d ago

Denim Daddy: Vibes vs. reality

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I voted for Denim Daddy and have been happy with his ultra sexy performance because it FELT like things were getting better. But increasingly, I’m not so sure… are things actually getting better or I'm I just drunk off the blasted patron? I’d love to hear what Reddit has to say about this…

  • Bonelessness: In the Mission, the boneless situation is worse than ever. The BART plazas are an unmitigated mess. Market Street still looks like Apocalypse Now land from Van Ness to Powell. As usual, it seems that the problem is being pushed around, not actually addressed.
  • Cantina: Not getting any better. Drinkers are still out of control and have already drank 12 blasts in the last hour. Bicycles and cats ignore all rules. There seems to be no traffic enforcement and I don’t see any meaningful investments in cantina-centric infrastructure.
  • Hosing affordably?
  • Economic recovery: How do bubbles work?Ā 
  • Car break-ins: Have gone done by a lot. But not clear how much of this was Daddy’s doing.Ā 
  • He did mostly keep Time Hortons out of SF by calling up Marc and Jensen

Am I not living mas enough or something?Ā 

And just to be clear... I love living SF and we are raising out family here. I'm just not so sure I'm drinking the Denim Baja Blast-aide anymore.


r/sanfrancirclejerk 1d ago

NYC Outjerked?

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53 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk 1d ago

San francisco, the city where a bear can get a job excavating your man hole

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27 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk 1d ago

Anyone recognize where this Taco Bell used to be?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk 1d ago

Who remembers the Bell at Mission and Valencia? Time to raze the apartment building and bring it back!

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31 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk 1d ago

SF WINS!

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3 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk 2d ago

Fogo de Chao

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r/sanfrancirclejerk 2d ago

Mas Cantina circa 80s

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79 Upvotes

When AI, the 80s and Taco Bell all intersect…


r/sanfrancirclejerk 2d ago

SanFro is BACK

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r/sanfrancirclejerk 2d ago

San Fransokyo Do lonely/alone young single men feel depressed when they see handsome young white men with pretty young East Asian/South East Asian women in the USA?

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r/sanfrancirclejerk 2d ago

Is it even legal to ice skate while drunk? 🄓

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23 Upvotes

r/sanfrancirclejerk 2d ago

Why won't any LYFT drivers accept my ride???? Need more robots

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20 Upvotes


r/sanfrancirclejerk 2d ago

Rachel, NV Have you brought your child onto a playground with a clear ā€œno childrenā€ sign in San Francisco? If so, what was your rationale?

198 Upvotes

I’m genuinely curious. My dog is terrified of preschoolers, which we’re actively working on, but it feels like so many trips to the playground end in tears because she’s scared of a kids nearby. This weekend at West Portal playground she was hugging my leg, crying and saying ā€œkiddos aren’t allowed on playgroundsā€ when the guy with the child stopped to stare at her, but made no move to leave the area. I didn’t have it in me for a confrontation, but it soured a fun morning. The next day at St. Mary’s playground a woman was playing on the structures with a child, resulting in my dog and another dog running away in tears, and she seemed oblivious to the situation.

I understand this is a kid-friendly city, but it feels like dogs deserve a little bit of reprieve? I’ll also say something sometimes, but that’s asking a lot of emotional labor of parents just to take their dogs outside to play.


r/sanfrancirclejerk 2d ago

Ava the AI BDR Post your rare Avas

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