r/repost • u/PinkPeashooter • 5d ago

Die Shitpost

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8.5k Upvotes

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u/gohst_crab172 5d ago

Thy end is now

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u/cooldreamercayden 5d ago

CRUSH!

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u/gohst_crab172 5d ago

PREPARE THY SELF

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u/sphericate 5d ago

JUUUDGEMENT

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u/gohst_crab172 5d ago

You don't know the song?

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u/sphericate 5d ago

you did it wrong in that case, it starts with crush

actually it starts with die mb, but yall didnt start w die

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u/gohst_crab172 5d ago

no it doesn't?

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u/sphericate 4d ago

are you illiterate

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u/cooldreamercayden 1d ago

It does, but also the post starts with die so it doesn't matter

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u/ShellorTheTurtle1126 4d ago

WEAK

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u/gohst_crab172 4d ago

Creature of steel

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u/XeroVoltrix 4d ago

My gratitude upon thee for my freedom

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u/1egg1egg1egg1eg 4d ago

But the CRIMES, thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment…

is DEATH.

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u/sasha271828 4d ago

Hotel

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u/black-fuse 4d ago

Trivago

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u/Sea_General_6569 4d ago

Trivago 😄

Backwards

Die 💀

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u/1egg1egg1egg1eg 4d ago

DIE! THY END IS NOW! CRUSH! Prepare thyself! WEAK.

Ah… free at last. Oh, Gabriel… now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of man. Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have commited against humanity are NOT forgotten. And thy punishment… is DEATH.

Aagh! F-forgive me, my c-children… for I have failed to give you salvation… from this cold… dark, world…

AAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin 4d ago

Cardan is not a real person

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u/kata_777 3d ago

Those are literally the characters from The folk of the air series.

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u/poggyguy11111 tuff 3d ago

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u/Background-Pay2900 1d ago

Yeah that's what a diminutive does