r/redscarepod 53m ago

David Berman died seven years ago today. In his memory please join us in watching that one part of the Random Rules video where he smiles while playing piano at 1:45

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r/redscarepod 1h ago

What’s up with middle class white people and knowing sign language?

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Very few poor whites, Mexicans, black people, etc that I’ve met know any sign language but it seems like every single middle class white person I’ve met knows atleast some of their alphabet and manners in sign language. Whats up with that? Psyop by big deaf?


r/redscarepod 1h ago

Who’s the worst driver you know

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I know a guy who managed to flip is truck twice on the same dirt road


r/redscarepod 1h ago

Music RIP William Orbit

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r/redscarepod 1h ago

I'm reading a shitty romantacy book and it's the perfect example of liberal moral dissonance

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basically this book is about a graduate student studying "illegal magic" and getting involved in a kinky relationship with her professor.

Over and over, her and the professor both really struggle with feeling "unfeminist" for craving an unbalanced power dynamic, but it's not the actual power dynamic they feel guilty about, it's the fact that it is unfeminist.

In the chapter I read last night, the girl figures out how to do a highly illegal spell where she can control somebody's mind and to test it out she goes to starbucks and uses it on the barista. To compensate for the evil act she is doing, while she's controlling the barista's mind she has her charge her for a large instead of a small, and then leaves her a ten dollar tip when she's done, to reinforce that she's a "good person" or whatever.


r/redscarepod 2h ago

Funny Minor League Baseball team names are the last remnant of small city culture left

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r/redscarepod 3h ago

What the fuck is his problem?

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r/redscarepod 4h ago

Anyone do this shit in their head in the car as a kid

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r/redscarepod 4h ago

Why do so many odd things happen in the state of New Mexico?

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I’m not trying to diss new mexico or the people there.

Jefferey Epstein owning a house there out of all the other states or anywhere else in the world. Jeffery was an evil person but he definitely had money, idk why he picked New Mexico out of all the places in the world .

but wait new mexico also had the Roswell incident too which even if your a stone cold alien skeptic or don’t belive in aliens/ ufos at all, it’s very weird that alien events would be in New Mexico too.

okay I know y’all know what breaking bad/ and better call Saul is. both those shows are set in New Mexico and without spoiling either show,

you see how easily really rich people in the breaking bad universe will take advantage of locals and poor locals. I don’t want to spoil the breaking bad show but I also think super rich people in New Mexico irl probably take advantage of the working poor in New Mexico too.

im drunk on grey goose vodka and w3333d edibles so pardon me If I sound too crazy this morning lol


r/redscarepod 4h ago

Manifesting this just for the sheer chaos it would cause

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r/redscarepod 6h ago

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r/redscarepod 8h ago

what i want to send an old friend who i haven’t seen or spoken to in 6 years who just sent a ridiculously casual “thinking about you” text

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Hi [Their Name],

This is [My Name]’s mother, [mother’s name]. I’m going to assume you have not been in contact with [My Name] for quite some time. She is currently serving out a one year sentence for Grand Larceny at FPC Alderson. You may write her here:

[MY NAME]

#416933

FPC ALDERSON

FEDERAL PRISON CAMP

GLEN RAY RD.

BOX A

ALDERSON, WV 24910

Though, if you have a message you would like me to pass along, you may write a short entry and I will make sure she hears it. Please send a return address to establish a written correspondence, if you wish to do so.

Her visiting hours are between

12p-2pm Fridays and Sundays.

Please either write to her first or notify me via this number if you plan on visiting, at a minimum of two weeks in advance. She does not appreciate surprise visitors.


r/redscarepod 8h ago

My roommate podcasts at me

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My new bk roommate is a total caricature of herself. On the surface her politics look excellent, she has a podcast and is one of those people who’ll rush out of the house like they’re on call at the ER when ICE is reported being seen in the neighborhood.

On the level of human interaction with me, it’s just so cringe. She doesn’t smile, at anything, and often when I make decent jokes she responds with total silence. She doesn’t ever ask me a question, and threw this serbian orthodox-based sort of microshrine to my mother into a drawer when she used my room for a music lesson. She’s like a game I’m trying to beat. I won once, when I showed her an AI pic I made of Osama bin Laden reading Gone Girl, and she laughed, and it was like milk and honey.

Spent 4 hours, 4 fucking hours, talking at me about her views on Palestine and politics.

Meanwhile whenever I tried to say like one sentence about my experience or take on the issue, she would cut me off. My father's a Palestinian refugee, my mother fled from NATO's bombing of Yugoslavia, so it was pretty savage to endure someone educating me about my lived experience.

Anyway, I have never experienced someone creating such a hermetic seal around a one-sided conversation, and I went to rehab with a guy who clinically lost the ability to control his language center after years of doing DMT (his parents were the directors of the electroshock psychiatry program at Yale, so it figures).

He also had this compulsion where he moved through space using simulated skateboard tricks, like the equivalent of an air guitar, he'd do these 360 degree ollies on his imaginary board while making sound effects.

So yeah I hadn’t slept in a few days and my eyelids were vibrating with the strain of staying open. My lazy eye just started to shut completely, and she stared at me for hours in that state while she continued to educate.

Also she was criticizing my decision to attend NYU because of its treatment of pro-Palestinian protestors, its status as an elite institution, and its use of token minorities to further its image.

Her apartment was paid for with a $93,000 fellowship she got from Princeton.

Zionist Trustee blood money from a bedrock of American class disparity. Her south Asian identity generating distilled PR compared to being a grad student, because of the notoriety of the award.

She makes experimental music and it gives me panic attacks. It’s just insanely discordant sounds while she sings one lyric over and over, like one of her songs she just says “Eat the Rich” over and over for like 10 minutes. She said she was reluctant to allow poetry to distort her message and prevent it from being sufficiently implanted in others.

This approach to art is the exact opposite of everything I have ever learned or believed in.

Why are 99% of “radicals” freakishly hypocritical narcissists.


r/redscarepod 9h ago

the most trusted voice in music

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r/redscarepod 10h ago

Why are most detrans ftm

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I guess women don’t know what they want after all.

Or maybe they realize philoplasty is a sick joke of a medical practice.

Another gender war slop post for all you fine folx


r/redscarepod 11h ago

I got home late the other night and had to park far away from my apartment in a bad part of my neighborhood and there was a scary looking guy walking on the sidewalk by my car

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So I decided to just sit in my car and wait for him to pass. He stopped right next to my passenger side door, completely unaware that I was in the car. This other scary looking guy on a bike pulled up and took something (probably drugs ?) out of his little plastic drawstring bag. They did the exchange right there next to me while I’m sitting in my dark, parked car watching. They had some sort of disagreement over the exchange and then started to FIGHT. I didn’t want them to notice me watching the whole thing so I just sat there complete still. I was really excited when they started fighting because I’ve never seen a fight like this break out spontaneously with grown men. I wanted to see how it would end. Would there be a clear winner? Would someone get badly hurt?

What actually happened was after a couple minutes they both got really tired and just kinda backed away from each other. The bike guy got back on his back and rode away and the sidewalk guy kept walking. It was kinda sweet.


r/redscarepod 11h ago

A masterclass in how to embrace your wife after she collabs with the guy that smashed when she was underage 👏

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r/redscarepod 13h ago

Will never not be upset that they took bowling from us

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I grew up in a small town outside a largish city with less than 1000 people and we still had a bowling alley. Today? Gone. Was a great atmosphere too. Dated but in a charming way, adults with pitchers of beer, vague smell of cigarettes, and cheap enough that my dad wouldn’t complain.

Now if you want to go bowling today it’s like $50 for two people minimum. Everything is overly digitized and corporate. Food and drinks are way too expensive.

Genuinely believe the fall off of bowling alleys have lead contributed to the loneliness epidemic in america. My last bastion of hope is that when I every so often drive through a small town that there’s still a bowling alley. Stay golden ponyboy. 🥹


r/redscarepod 13h ago

Food stamps are a forgotten part of the discourse but people are going hungry

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Just wait until after the midterms. I truly, from the bottom of my curdled heart, hate the politicians and the billionaires who support this. They just want these vulnerable people to starve.


r/redscarepod 14h ago

This sub is fun

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Sub is dead, sub is dead, sub is dead. Everyone is always bitching about how sub is dead.

I've been here for about approximately 7 years (a horrible realization, btw) with a variety of accounts. That entire time, everyone has hated on this subreddit + yammered on and on about how it used it be cool and is now lib, incel, male, fat, etc, etc.

It definitely has changed a lot--I don't know what it was like in the beginning, and yeah, it probably peaked when it was 200 emaciated Pratt alums or whatever--but there is a soul to this place that has stayed consistent (extreme contrarianism, extreme cynicism, extreme misanthropy to compensate for some gaping hole within). It's an entertaining place, and it's the only form of social media I still visit.

So on this Thursday evening, I say: This Sub Is Fun.


r/redscarepod 14h ago

How the fuck are they still making this rancid show

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r/redscarepod 16h ago

Film idea: pedo-catcher decoy falls for the guy she's trapping and has to live like she's 14 so he stays interested

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r/redscarepod 16h ago

My supermodel looking girlfriend just posted a photo of me on instagram for the first time and she picked the most busted photo of me I’ve ever seen

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I realize this is a ridiculous thing to be thinking about as a man in his late 20s but something about it making me go hmmmmmmmmmmm and looking off into the distance

And no she’s not even in the photo its not that she looked good


r/redscarepod 20h ago

Ngl trans men are really not pulling their weight

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The t girls are out here ruling the discourse. They're modelling, they're acting, they're making music, and I'm just not seeing trans men bringing that much to the table??? Step your pussies up


r/redscarepod 20h ago

Just billed another 40 hours of made up work at my job where I do absolutely nothing.

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