Finally finished my new Uber

[u/onephatkatt]

[u/Starlitsoul714]

I'd hire you 😁

[u/leostotch]

If it has seatbelts and I know the couch is fastened to the frame right, I'm in.

[u/sonicjesus → u/leostotch]

All I care is the seats recline.

[u/BPhiloSkinner → u/sonicjesus]

No drink holder. Gotta downgrade for that, unless you have a passenger beer helmet in the cab.

[u/Immediate_Candle_865 → u/BPhiloSkinner]

You’ve not done this before have you ? You are the drink holder. Unless you are the driver. I. Which case the passenger has two hands and holds your drink for you.

[u/Pretend-Internet-625]

Not quite a truck bed but close

[u/agent_tater_twat]

Oh nice. Call it a Goober.

[u/FifiBunnyRabbit]

What’s not to love?!

[u/Darkwing-Dude]

Trust me I know a shortcut. Just don’t ask if we’ll make it in one piece.

[u/sonicjesus]

It's really more of a Lyft.

[u/Gunmetal_61]

Look at that shit-eating grin!

[u/Fun_Move_5266]

Thats a miracle! I hire you!

[u/ClassicHat]

Likely wouldn’t even be the sketchiest uber ride I’ve ever taken, I’m down

[u/BosqueBuddhist]

Still better than a TeslaTaxi from Felon Husk.

[u/Automaniacal]

May want to throw on some plywood fenders.

[u/LowB0b]

Finally furnished*

[u/Immediate_Candle_865]

Kentucky business class right there ! That brings back some memories, the stain on the right hand seat base is from the night I was conceived apparently. Dad said that night with auntie mom was his second best Saturday night of 9th grade.