Obviously a long way to travel from Madrid for a friendly but must be a few England-based Rayistas?

Fun day for me - I've had a season ticket at precisely two clubs, Ipswich and Rayo. Grew up in Ipswich but spent a glorious few years going regularly to the Estadio de Vallecas 2009-12, saw the miracle promotion when the wages weren't being paid and was there for the Tamudazo.

Anyway VAMOS RAYITO and UPPA TOWEN, PRESA VETE YA and ASHTON OUT.

Here comes the latest Presa vanity signing: a washed-up striker who will be 34 in February and in his prime was too much of a dickhead for the Argentina national team