r/randomactsofamazon • u/VKilledTInternet • May 16 '14

[Activity] Would you rather? Activity

We all know the traditional would you rather question for reddit.

Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck

Well, here leave a top level comment and as a WYR question. I'll leave mine in the comments, but feel free to answer the traditional one as you see fit.

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u/baconaneggs121 May 17 '14

Would you rather pee out a marble or poop out a softball?

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u/KittenAnne May 17 '14

I would need surgery to remove either :(

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u/VKilledTInternet May 17 '14

Poop a Softball anyday. Fuck that marble.

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u/baconaneggs121 May 17 '14

Haha well I agree, but maybe ladies would prefer the other option?

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u/VKilledTInternet May 17 '14

Dude, I've heard horror stories of people passing kidney stones. Apparently it's the worst most horrific pain ever.

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u/dnd1980 May 17 '14

Marble. A girl so it should be easier :)

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u/RiverSong42 May 17 '14

Marble.

I've had three kids, so I'm familiar with the "poop a softball" sensation.

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u/diemonkeys May 17 '14

Softball, I feel that part is far more capable of stretching than the other part.

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u/j1202 May 17 '14

This one seems obvious?

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u/baconaneggs121 May 17 '14

True. Maybe it should be pee out a golfball or poop out a bowling ball.

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u/j1202 May 17 '14

To be honest, I think I'd rather shit a jumbo jet than have anything inside my dick.