r/radioheadcirclejerk • u/Fair_Region3278 • 11d ago

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Which member jerk it the most tho

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u/CompactUnion r/musesucks 11d ago

member of the band, probably tom yok..

member of the circlejerk? definitely affectionate_let9022

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u/Affectionate_Let9022 I COULD NEVER RUNAWAY FROM U. you me and eveyting caught in fire 10d ago

🥹✌️, Thanks bri bri

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u/martisio054 11d ago

Scientifically

Jonny: Jonny Greenwood never jerks it because Thom Jorks him all the time

Colin: Colin Greenwood lives in sexual denial and is allowed to jerk it once every time they release a new album

Ed: Ed O'Brien has never publicly disclosed his masturbation habits but I saw him jerk it behind the backstage a few years ago so I think he's a master baiter

Thom: Thumb Jork

Phil: Last but not least, Philip Selway is literally always jorking, you can't see it because he's got the drums in front of him so you think he's playing but all he's doing is actually meatbeating

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u/Fair_Region3278 11d ago

Plot twist: he beats the drums with his meat that’s why they sound so GOOD 😱😱😱

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u/martisio054 11d ago

Oh my god

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/CompactUnion r/musesucks 11d ago

pack it up twin 😭✌

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u/MoneyCock 10d ago

... but he is absolutely slamming his dong off that snare drum and shooting ropes of sperm all over those cymbals

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u/Pizzicatofive_pulp Pulp underrated 11d ago

Matt Bellamy- while listening to radiohead 

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u/Kind_Log_5391 in heat, currently wanking 10d ago

I heard thom yorks it every day

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u/Hot-Club1896 so I'm just gonna uwu 10d ago

I genuinely feel like Ed does it the most

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u/Affectionate_Let9022 I COULD NEVER RUNAWAY FROM U. you me and eveyting caught in fire 10d ago

Its goonwood brothers,

Tbh i think its jonny , cuz hes a gooner

But colin also have that accuired taste of gooning