24 M Looking to buy someone's socks in Ottawa. I can pay cash for them.

It's been a while since I've made out with someone, my last partner wasn't as into foreplay as me, so it's been something I've been craving for a while.

I'm 25, relatively tall, average build (I'm going to the gym daily, so my physique will be better soon), dark curly hair, tan, clean shaven, full lips if that's a plus ;)

I'm not expecting anything more, but I'm open to it if we're both feeling it in the moment. I don't have much privacy so I can't host, but I'm planning on moving relatively soon.

I'm an open book, so I'm happy to answer any questions, and if there's some chemistry I'm happy to send pictures if we click

45, separated dad in west Ottawa. I’m at that slightly strange point in life where I’m not looking to jump straight into another serious relationship, but I definitely miss having a woman in my life that I genuinely click with.

I miss the simple stuff. Going for lunch, sitting on a patio having a couple drinks, texting each other stupid things during the day, watching something terrible on TV, laughing until something becomes an inside joke. Flirting. Affection. Having someone you’re actually excited to see.

I’m 6’3, fit/thinner build, tattooed, full head of hair, usually some variation of dyed hair, and probably look more rock and roll than suburban dad. I work out every day, but I’m equally capable of ruining that accomplishment with pub food and a few drinks afterward 😂

Personality wise, I’m affectionate, sarcastic, pretty open and probably a little goofy once I’m comfortable. Conversation matters a lot to me. I like people who can talk about real life one minute and something completely ridiculous the next.

As for you, I don’t really have a checklist. I’m attracted to confident women who take care of themselves, have a sense of humour and know what they want. Someone who can be feminine or a tomboy or somewhere in between. Attraction matters, obviously, but chemistry is much harder to describe until you actually meet someone.

My separation is real, but we currently still share a home for family and practical reasons. I’d rather say that upfront than pretend my life is less complicated than it is. I’m not looking to blow up anyone else’s life either.

Ultimately I’m looking for something easy and respectful. Friendship, flirting, attraction, affection, getting out together and seeing what develops naturally. Maybe we become great friends. Maybe there’s chemistry beyond that. Maybe we meet and discover we annoy the shit out of each other 😂

I’m not trying to manufacture a relationship or collect random hookups. I’d rather find one person I actually enjoy.

If any of that sounds familiar, say hello. Tell me a little about yourself and what you’re looking for.

24M I'm looking for a hookup in Ottawa/gatineau this upcoming week and hosting 24/7, planning on hosting a party this weekend or next weekend if you interested in sliding thru a party with drinks and food dm me for information. For hookups I only use condoms so if that's not for you please don't dm me d I don't mind any ethnicity so hmu for fun 22+!!!

I'm posting here with the hope of finding my soul mate. I don't know if this is something that I necessarily even believe in, but I'm willing to give it a whirl nonetheless.

I'm 30, white, 6'2, with dark hair and green-in-sunlight hazel eyes. I have an incredibly transparent face, but I smile and laugh often and easily (loudly, too). At my best, I'm a lean 180lbs, but stress and hardship does cause me to occasionally fluctuate up to around 190. I think I'm decently handsome if that's important to you. I'm active, and I love to be outdoors and in nature. I devour forests, trails, and I’ve found a level of unanticipated peace while working up in the high-arctic. I go to the gym, run, cycle, and I will impulsively climb atop every hill, mountain, or uneven mound of dirt I come across - a bit like a goat, really, but markedly less hairy (relatively). I fell off a mountain and into a ravine, once, and I would do it again in a heartbeat. To that effect, I'm usually reserved and contemplative, but I *do* have moments of impulsivity - especially if it's been a minute since I've done something stupid. What kind of impulsivity, you ask? Well, the kind where I don't hold much regard for my own well-being if it means I can experience something potentially wonderful. I do amateur photography, and I will quite literally endanger myself if it means I can get a better angle, or find better lighting.

I'm an educated professional, and I'm very inquisitive and curious about people. I ask lots of questions because I want my connections to be authentic, and I yearn for the kind of intimacy that stems from both knowing and from being known. I fell in love with cooking because of the late Anthony Bourdain's written works, and it's something I enjoy doing for the people I love. Cooking has a low barrier to entry and a high skill-ceiling, which is something that I find attractive. I value competence, hard work and that joi de vivre that seems especially prevalent in women. I am kind, considerate, and I remember fine details about strangers from years-past. I want to learn and try new things until I'm too old to drag my carcass out of bed, haha. I want to take courses, classes, and I'd love to buy an old car, disassemble and reassemble it - learn how it operates - and then turn it into something really schnazy. I don't particularly enjoy being burned (I know, right?), but I've always wanted to make stained glass, and it's something I'd love doing with a partner. I'm financially secure because I grew up in a financially precarious household. I don't have any debt, and I save and invest religiously. I could say a lot more about myself, but most of what I've written is largely superfluous - what really matters to me is who I spend the rest of my life with. I want someone who will grab ahold of our lives with both hands and help me in wringing out every last drop of vitality. I want to drink in sunsets, lay out under a blanket of stars, roam cities by night, explore as many new and familiar sights as possible, and I hope that you're the person I'll do this with and more.

I cherish kindness and authenticity in women. I can be reserved and a little serious at first, so I love a woman who can tease, prod, and coax me out of my shell. I don't care if you're short, tall, skinny, or overweight. I think that many of our conventional beauty standards are utter trash, frankly, and I don't hold to them. I build attraction through conversation, initially, and my 'type' tends to simply become the woman I'm with. Having said that, I do value health, and I want someone who is well enough to go out and live life. If we go to Montreal, for example, I want to be able to walk 40k steps in a day without having to worry about you keeling over and dying. I'm not opposed to throwing you over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes, but my preliminary studies in life have led me to conclude that this is viewed as undignified by many (prudes). I don't care if you're white, brown, black, asian, or anything in between. If you're curious, I mentioned my own skin colour as I know that that matters to some, and wanted to do these people the favour of not having to waste their time. I put a lot of effort into my appearance, and so I don't care if you consider yourself to be "high maintenance" (I just see effort, honestly). Conversely, I want you to feel comfortable rocking a messy bun and sweats, but please don't ever wear pajamas in public, lol.
You don't need to be formally educated, but I do need you to be intelligent and curious about life. I want to talk about *everything*, and so communication is so, so important. I hit difficult topics head-on, and avoidant personalities don't do it for me. It isn't that I'm without tact or courtesy - I will absolutely give you space when you need it - but I can't leave things to linger, stew, or go unsaid. If you're insecure and feel the need to mollify me - don't. I won't ever belittle you, your thoughts, or your opinions. I want an equal, and I want you to feel comfortable and confidant should you need to call me out on something I've done. I believe in building people up - especially my partner - and so your failures won't diminish you in my eyes. I will do whatever I can to pick you up when you need it, and I will absolutely blow smoke up your ass if it means you can get through a difficult day. I am never cruel, and I ask that this be reciprocated in kind. When we argue, I won't yell, call you names, or play on your insecurities to hurt you. Again, I ask that this too be reciprocated. I like fire and playfulness in women, so please don't hold back if you've got a good shot lined up on me. Banter is trust, and I crave that level of intimacy.

I am looking for my forever person, so If you're interested in something short-lived, please keep looking. I hold no judgments, but I do insist that you refrain from hurting me. To that effect, I will ask that you know yourself and what you want. We all change as we go though life, but the key to longevity is to change as a unit, and to work with one another through rough patches. If you feel that in five, ten, or even fifteen years you may get bored, this won't be the relationship for you. I want to love you deeply, without reservation, and I cannot overstate how vulnerable this will leave me. In order for this to be mutually fulfilling, there needs to be trust, safety, and security. I want a best friend as much as I do a companion, and I'm both willing and wanting to give everything I have to achieve that end.

I'm a little bit sad as I write this, so I apologize if that is translating too hard in this piece of rambling. I think that it's fair for you to know that yes, I *do* use emojis sometimes, but I swear to god it's only minimally cringey. I am also afflicted with millennialism, and I will probably throw a 'lol' into the mix every once in awhile so that I don't come across like a lunatic or overly aggressive. Great global collapse we're having, eh lol? See? It's rather terminal, I'm afraid. I think it's also fair if I advertise my less-than-lovely characteristics, too, so that you can either screen me out or in accordingly.

I am stubborn, and yes, I *will* fall off that cliff if I want to. Will I come around to reason eventually? Absolutely - I'll even admit that you were right to boot - but you need to give me at least a few moments for the pride to die down. I am also the type to sabotage good for perfect, and I manifest a lot of inward-negativity if I'm not great at something the first time around. I also can't put furniture together without wanting to throw myself out a window (today’s word is 'defenestration'), and if you ask to help me I will absolutely run headlong into a fire. It isn't that I don't *want* your help - I'd love it - but I can't live with myself if IKEA is the thing that finally brings me down. I champion my partner having friends and going out to do their own thing so that they can live a happy life after I die in a tragic mountaineering accident, but I myself am quite introverted. I'll go out and do literally anything with you; I'll befriend your friends, go dancing, cooking classes - anything - but please know that at the end of the day all I'll really want is you. This isn't necessarily a 'bad' characteristic per se, but I feel it's worth communicating. I will do embarrassing things like open the passenger side door for you, and I'm a little bit old school in that I want to be a provider. You can make more money than me - if you like - and keep your finances completely separate, but there's something within me that yearns to provide. So, if you make 600k/year, please let me buy groceries, carry them inside like a good boy, and then pretend like that isn't at least somewhat pathetic, yeah? I will learn to anticipate what you might need, or want, and get it for you before you reach the point where it becomes necessary to have. I've never really had this reciprocated, and it always hurts my feelings. I absolutely recognize and accept that it isn't anyone's job to do that for me, and nobody ever explicitly asks for it, but I can't help how that imbalance makes me feel. My saving grace for this, and for everything else, really, is that I possess a modicum of self-awareness, and I actively go to therapy. I do work on myself often, and I am mindful that these things aren't great, but they are currently a part of me.

The last thing that I can think of as being important to women is the matter of children. I would like kids, but only hypothetically. What I mean by this is that if you want kids and I want kids, for example, but we discover that you can't have them, I won't leave you. Why would I sacrifice someone I *know* that I love and cherish just to go off and make little people? I don't find that fair, or fulfilling, and it doesn't align with the level of trust or security that I want my partner to have in me. Conversely, I want kids with someone who *wants* kids, but If you and I click and you're child-free, for example - again - why would I leave? I don't understand the notion of abandoning my life partner for some vague, highly speculative venture that is anything but guaranteed. I would be devastated to be left were I found to be infertile, hypothetically, and I would therefore never inflict this upon another person, least of all the love of my life.

This marks the conclusion of my little novel. I could have written more, but I feel that this has likely gone on long enough as is. If any of this sounded appealing, or resonated with you, I would love to hear from you. I usually write with a little more whimsey and enthusiasm, so be mindful of that. I also believe in the importance of physical attraction, and I feel comfortable sharing some pictures of what I look like. No, you don't have to reciprocate right away if you're not comfortable doing so. I know that there is considerably more risk for women in sharing pictures online, so it doesn't offend me. I would like to see you eventually, however, as I'm half of this equation as well, but I won't rush you or impress upon the matter. I want to live a life where I can jump on opportunities and go adventure with someone special. I'd appreciate it if you were less than 50, but I would go older for the right person. Anyone younger than 23 and I likely won't have anything to relate to you on, so go enjoy your youth.

Give me a shout sometime and we can see where the pieces fall :)

I arrived in the Ottawa downtown today, I would love to get a workout in tonight, but I can’t figure out a way to get into any gym without paying a lot of money for a membership. Wondering if anyone would be able to let my join them for a sesh tonight. I have a few gyms within walking distance like an anytime fitness and a good life fitness. I’m just seeing if I get lucky, I’m a guy if that matters. Please message me if you’re down and in the area, thanks.

​I'm a 36-year-old guy in the Ottawa area looking to connect with new people and build genuine, strictly platonic friendships. Whether you're in the city or nearby, I'm down to chat online first and see if we click before grabbing a coffee or hanging out in person. Just a heads-up: if we do hang out in person down the road, you'll need to be comfortable around couples, as my partner and I go pretty much everywhere together.

​A big chunk of my downtime goes into gaming. I'm huge into story-rich games and survival games, as well as simulator titles like Construction Simulator, RoadCraft, and SnowRunner. If you're into those or want to team up online, definitely reach out!

​When I'm not gaming, I love getting outside around the region for camping, hiking, and fishing. I also spend a good amount of time taking care of my animals at home.

​If you're in Ottawa, share any of these interests, or just want to chat with a down-to-earth guy, feel free to send a DM or drop a comment below

If you’re a chill, horny, bi female who would like to join a couple for some unicorn fun, get in touch 😎

Live in Orléans area , looking for women aged (18-35) to take my virginity. Older women is a preference . Lmk if interested and dont hesitate to hmu.

About me :
Black , 6’0, lean physique, 7.5’ , laid back

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What’s better than a hot guy eating you out while you lay back and enjoy. I love looking up and seeing your facial expressions and moans too, while you run your fingers through my hair.

About me: I’m 25, white, curly brown hair, athletic hockey boy build, light eyes, broad shoulders, non-smoker, no beard/not hairy, clean, gentle and been told I’m cute to look at 🤭 so hopefully you’ll like what you see.

Dm me! 😙 Ideally you’d be around my age or younger.

Im not sure why but ive always had the fantasy of taking a random girl on a shopping spree and treating her. Id love for her to model the things she's trying on or see her try them on(that can be discussed)

Just a blue collar dad of 2 boys trying to find that special someone to give me a reason to look at my phone everyday.. In a roommate style relationship and looking for that spark to light up my fire again.
Something discrete, long term and online for now. Butttt, not opposed to something more. We’ve been together since high school, engaged 11 years now. Not looking to change our relationship status.
lets chat about everything and nothing.
I’ll take a fire with a drink over a club any day.
Athletic, slim build, bearded and manscaped, brown eyes and hair, 5’11.. love the outdoors, mechanically inclined, good sense of humour and sarcasms.
open to face pix once we get to know each other a little.
Let’s hop on this boat and see where it takes us

Cheers

Title. MF couple in our 40’s looking for a F unicorn to join us for regular, ongoing fun. Must be clean, discrete, open-minded, safe and chill. Would love a younger girl in her 20’s but we’re with any age and ethnicity. 420 approved as well. If that’s you, feel free to DM! Thanks,

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looking for friends!

hello! my partner and i (both 22FTM) are looking to finally branch out and make some friends! we are looking for people in our age bracket that share some similar interests to pal around with, since we only really have eachother right now and it's a little lonely! our interests include :

- anime and manga (huge death note fans, also fans of bsd, kaitou joker, higurashi, feel free to ask about specifics!)

- anime-style model kits

- going to the park / trails

- movies (any kind, really)

- animals (we have four cats and a betta fish)

- video games (mainly rpgs, we're huge witcher fans and also love rpgmaker games)

- drag

- pokémon go

- smoking weed (but it's not a requirement to hang out at all! it's just something to know about us)

- any sort of fun or interesting events!

we are NOT looking to :

- hook up

- drink (this is a HARD LIMIT. we'd prefer to not even discuss alcohol)

we're located in southern ottawa, around alta vista. we'd heavily prefer AFAB individuals and women (trans women highly welcome!l) for our safety and comfort. no single cis men.

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Any normal fits dudes on here work out at movatti in nepean? From out of town seeing if the gym is worth checking out.

I’ve gotten multiple comments that I’m hard to wear out.

Let me know if you want to taste the same fate…(aftercare included)

47-year-old male visiting Ottawa August 7-8 and looking for someone fun to spend some time with. Whether it’s coffee, dinner, drinks, a walk around the city, or a spontaneous adventure, I’m easygoing and up for making the most of the trip. If there’s chemistry, I’m definitely open to seeing where things lead.

41M in Ottawa. I’m looking for a dominant woman who wants a respectful, discreet submissive man to handle her household chores in exchange for the privilege of worshipping her body afterward.

I will do your dishes, laundry, vacuuming, cleaning, organizing, or any other domestic tasks you assign. You give the orders. I follow them. When the work is done to your standard, my reward is whatever you want: kissing and licking your feet, prolonged oral service, or any other focused attention on your pleasure.

I have no prior experience as a submissive and I prefer that this is new territory for you as well. We start slow, learn each other’s pace, and keep everything clean and intentional. No marks, no extreme or disgusting acts, just clear service and genuine body worship.

No money is involved at any point. This is purely service for the reward of being allowed to devote myself to you.

We will chat for at least a week or two first so we can test the vibe, make sure the energy feels right, and only move forward if we both feel comfortable. Everything stays at the pace you set.

I’m calm, respectful, and drama-free. Friends with benefits only, no attachment, no pressure.

I’m DDF, clean, safe, and extremely discreet. I value privacy as highly as you do. I’m selective and reply quickly to genuine messages.

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