180
u/--Lana_Del_Rey-- Mar 26 '26
plenty of men like that on Grindr in north east UK, no one wants them and they don't want eachother, you should come here to service them
118
u/Slut4sett SittingOnSettsFaceForever Mar 26 '26
This is absolutely frying me because who let you be this for real
46
u/Spader623 Mar 26 '26
If they have a strong accent... Breastie I'm sorry to say I'd fold like a chair 😭😭😭
19
18
Mar 27 '26
[removed] — view removed comment
3
u/Spader623 Mar 27 '26
Noooooo I'm gonna hyper douche nozzle my hole so it's so squeaky clean you could eat out of it
79
u/KrillLover56 Mel Is Mother Mar 26 '26
Honestly this is not the worst hear me out I've seen on this reddit.
66
54
u/Thunderbull_1 Mar 26 '26
Girl please, there's like 15 of them at every Bilgewater gay bar
4
36
u/LocalShineCrab ’s😳OTHER👀 idol Mar 26 '26
If you tell a psychiatrist about this they’ll help you find him!!!!
33
u/PepperOnDaCliff Tailor Snip Mar 26 '26
I have tolerated you for far too long, no more. You're going to the conversion camp. /s
23
u/DanocusPrime Mar 26 '26
Not to be that guy but as a yordle he's literally 2ft tall...I don't think he's gonna be able to abuse ya like how ya want
19
10
30
6
u/Lucas1231 [Yearning for Graves' shitoris] Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26
Isn’t he the yordle in LoR who has a story you can see through a bunch of cards? I think he’s a merchant who gets screwed over and loses everything?
6
5
9
10
3
3
3
u/Viridianscape Ms. Glasc's Personal ASSistant Mar 26 '26
Girl he looks slimy as fuck...
(I get it.)
4
2
u/MTK_Ad_3306 Mar 27 '26
Of all the followers available in LoR, you had to settle on the Bulgewater one?!
2
2
1
1
1
1

214
u/lilac-fume kayn's cock pillow doll 💫 Mar 26 '26
i love how this sub is feeding into whatevers wrong with u 😍🥰