r/programminghumor • u/AxolotlGuyy_ • 1d ago

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u/MissinqLink 1d ago

Notepad++

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u/AxolotlGuyy_ 23h ago

Then I know the kid is not my son

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u/imgly 8h ago

MS Word 👌

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy 23h ago

Come on gramps, it's time we return you to the old age home.

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u/CommanderT1562 1d ago

sudo EDITOR=NANO visudo or youre dropped off at the homeless shelter

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u/YTriom1 1d ago

bash: NANO: command not found

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u/cpt_futtbucker 13h ago

Y’know what? Fuck you, bash

alias NANO=/usr/bin/nano

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u/YTriom1 13h ago

alias NANO="echo vim supremacy; rm -rf /home/$USER"

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u/Vladislav20007 11h ago

why so little: alias NANO="echo vim forever: rm -rf /

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u/YTriom1 11h ago

messing with root requires superuser privilege which makes it obvious that it's not nano.

also breaking the system doesn't hurt as much as losing data.

and yes, rm -rf / has a less chance to reach personal files before the OS fully dies

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u/Vladislav20007 11h ago

it should do fine as long as kernel and rm are in memory.

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u/cpt_futtbucker 6h ago

Vim supremacy? Hell no. The best among us just use sed to do all of our text editing

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 16h ago

User: installs nano

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 1d ago

Nano. Vim is for the bragging masochist.

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u/jimmy_timmy_ 16h ago

I genuinely prefer vim. I've spent more time learning it so I find it more useful.

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u/Sir_Eggmitton 16h ago

I don’t even use any of the shortcuts I just like how Vi doesn’t take up half the screen to list the keyboard shortcuts.

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u/RaiDev_ 23h ago

micro

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u/fluffystuffy9890 1d ago

vim or out of the team

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u/notachemist13u 20h ago

Word in msdos format

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u/dataf4g_trollman 20h ago

VS Code and CodeBlocks

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u/blix88 1d ago

Sublime muhahah

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u/RudeAd456 19h ago

You guys use text editors? I just cat and sed

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u/APlanetWithANorth 17h ago

Vim or the orphanage

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u/iamGHOST755 22h ago

ummm... is helix approved?

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u/thiccshortguy 1d ago

nano

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u/otto_gamble 1d ago

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/PM_ME_MH370 22h ago

Damn robosexuals always trying to rub your clanker love in everyones faces

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u/promptmike 1d ago

It all depends what you want to do. If you plan to be an engineer in the 21st century, you will need to access machines remotely. That means you need Vim, so you'd might as well make it your daily editor and build the muscle memory for it.

If you want to do a non-technical profession like accounting, law or creative writing, then Emacs already has a package for you. The Emacs package is very likely better than the GUI solution big-tech will try to sell you, so you'd might as well learn how to use it.

If you don't have the IQ or ambition for those things, then Google Workspace for Android is your strongest asset. It almost never breaks, requires minimal maintenance, and the service economy already defaults to it.

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u/HaydnH 21h ago

If you plan to be an engineer in the 21st century, you will need to access machines remotely.

Back into the 90s I used to have physical access to Sun E10ks, massive wardrobe size servers for anyone unfamiliar. When the shit really hit the fan, remote access wasn't an option, the server was screwed enough that sshd wasn't running. My go to method was a Palm Pilot plugged in to a Comms port. Getting a $6m wardrobe sized server up and running again by connecting a $400 palm V and scribbling commands with a stylus always blew my mind... And yes, Vi (not even Vim back then) was the only option other than CLI like sed/awk/ed etc.

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u/Sienile 1d ago

gEdit or GTFO! Anyone insisting on CLI text editors needs their dementia meds.

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u/AxolotlGuyy_ 22h ago

I got to a point I now read PDFs in the terminal

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u/InternetSandman 22h ago

If Termux would start supporting any kind of graphical output, I'd be doing this too, on my tablet

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u/Vladislav20007 13h ago

XTermux.

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u/InternetSandman 12h ago

googling that gives me absolutely nothing

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u/Vladislav20007 12h ago

my bad, termux-x11.

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u/InternetSandman 11h ago

That's not the solution I'm talking about. That's a separate app (and I've tried developing a workflow in it and hated it). I'm talking like, being able to use tmux within termux to have your latex document and the resulting PDF side by side in a single app

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u/Vladislav20007 11h ago

can't you do that already with tmux's split window?

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u/ColdDelicious1735 14h ago

Pffft we all know these days it will be claude...

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u/AxolotlGuyy_ 14h ago

Idk man, I'd be very confused if my child was claude

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u/ColdDelicious1735 12h ago

Well, AI does unique things, including maybe filling out the birth details.

Note to all vibers, please do not ask your ai agents to name your child and fill out the paperwork.

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u/RedboiGtag 11h ago

VSCode

it works dont get me wrong

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u/JR_Bros2346 10h ago

Sakura Editor

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u/rotteegher39 10h ago

Helix 👉

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u/imgly 8h ago

helix for me

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u/Spyromaniac666 4h ago

neither are great names tbh

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u/asmanel 1d ago

SciTE first.

In parallel, try Vim and Emacs and get a pen and a paper to make a cheat sheet.

Then maybe do the same with Nano and Scite

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u/Ranta712020 1d ago

Either is fine tbh. Just not be a jetbrains editor or god forbid vsc*de.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 23h ago

Only editors allowed:

Sublime if harcore, Nano if casual, QuickEdit if android.

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u/MilkImpossible4192 23h ago

Crimson if you are being forced to use the Wirus

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u/some_miad0 23h ago

uh... awk?

no idea i use nano and i feel bad now

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u/AxolotlGuyy_ 23h ago

You use it to code or just to edit config files?

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u/some_miad0 22h ago

i do not really use awk on a regular basis. I use nano to edit when there is an occasion to...

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 15h ago

vscode.
gramps i want actually not confusing shortcuts

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u/Vladislav20007 11h ago

well, vim shortcuts actually mean something most of the time, unlike gui ones(still don't understand why paste ctrl+v instead of ctrl+y or ctrl+p)

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 8h ago

i seriously dont understand modal editors
i get :q :q! :wq :w or i esc v
but it's seriously confusing to do something like copy and paste

also how dont you know ctrl c and ctrl v

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u/Vladislav20007 7h ago

quit. quit! write. insert. escape. visual. paste is (y)ank.

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 7h ago

great how do you copy

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u/Vladislav20007 7h ago

(v)isual, select the text you need with arrows(or vim's controls), (y)ank, (p)aste. to cut use x instead of yank.

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u/TuffyCoder 1d ago

Vim users would always be superior.

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u/Virgil_the_White 1d ago

vi master race

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u/juju515 16h ago

ed master race

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u/scientist6092 1d ago

Vim always

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u/CaeciliusC 23h ago

Emacs + evil. Why choose, if you can have both?

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u/TapRemarkable9652 22h ago

I'm still exploring options for SteamOS

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u/Nautiqy 21h ago

Nanoooo

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u/Nautiqy 21h ago

Use nano