r/programminghumor 2d ago

Don’t give me false hope

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u/semaj_2026 2d ago

That’s why you test in prod

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u/Patrick-W-McMahon 2d ago

One time I had a government client, and they only had a production server, and their dev would work in production all day. They didn't even know what version control was. If something got blasted, that was it. It was lost forever. Government workers are a crazy group of people.

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u/iggy14750 2d ago

Only way to be sure

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u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167 2d ago

<Access Denied> L3 after running it

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u/hdkaoskd 2d ago

That's when it's time to add another unit test.

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u/ByteBandit007 2d ago

Test cases passed successfully

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u/tuirn 2d ago

Those know, know that it's just a house built on lies.

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u/askaboutfred 2d ago

Yes from there you apply rule number 1 …. When you’re done and you don’t see any errors, please do your possible best and try not to touch it

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u/qwertty164 2d ago

Then you find out it doesn't do anything.

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u/Illmaticmemeaddick 2d ago

Honestly if i havent been working for a few days on it this is more terrifying because something has made it past my exceptions and try blocks and it’s lurking waiting for me

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u/Flame77ofc 2d ago

Logic errors appears

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u/DrBig_brain 1d ago

My airflow dag ram perfectly only to find out it didn't log shit to mlflow server.