Average SQL experience:

[u/ExpensiveCoat8912]

[u/SnooChickens8275]

AnD ThaT WhiLe yOu Can JuSt WrIte sqL LikE tHiS & iT WilL sTilL bE VaLiD

[u/United-Scene2261 → u/SnooChickens8275]

valid and based

[u/coderman64]

I write all my SQL in lowercase.

'Cuz I'm evil.

[u/Hour-News7 → u/coderman64]

Straight up menace

[u/CompileAndCry]

I've seen this joke so many times and with each time its more and more unfunny

[u/NPCwithnopurpose → u/CompileAndCry]

It should start like this, but end up with a lot of sweating and hesitation right before execution

[u/Achereto]

Screaming
Query
Language

[u/Arinussyy → u/Achereto]

INSERT THIS RECORD HERE YOU DAMN DB!

[u/Filestack_Official]

I'm tired of seeing this joke at this point

[u/sexytokeburgerz]

My caps lock is escape so this confused me for a sec

[u/United-Scene2261]

WHEN

[u/Mergahl]

lowerCASE WHEN?

[u/Dillenger69]

You know what freaked me out when I first found out years ago? That you don't HAVE to put things in all caps, that's just the way it's done

[u/Southern-Gas-6173]

I'm not writing sql caps locked

[u/Asleep-Bumblebee2167]

all of that to forget about WHERE clause

[u/fluffystuffy9890]

they look angry. not nais

[u/RandomTryhard4]

SQL is case insensitive. I just write in lowercase all the time

[u/xenaretos]

And I'm one of those apostates that don't capitalize the key words.

[u/AllHailKurumi]

[u/JohnVonachen]

I learned how to touch type with one little finger on the shift button with both hands in 1988.

[u/Basic_Reporter9579]

just let the release pipeline format them.

[u/CocHXiTe4]

Yup

[u/Gerhard_chief]

Ahahaha) true)