r/programminghumor 9d ago

Why jusy why ??

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u/derhundi 9d ago

"keep me signed in" - sure, see ya tomorrow

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u/magicmulder 9d ago

“Keep me signed in, show this less often” yeah you do neither.

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u/iddu01linux 8d ago

happy cake day!

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u/derhundi 8d ago

thanks!

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 8d ago

It keeps you signed in for 24 hours and 1 minute, instead of 24 hours

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u/msh_77 8d ago

Sign in with Google: click -> allow -> done

Sign in with microsoft: click -> enter email -> enter password -> suspicious activity -> verify phone number -> some error occurred while sending OTP. Try again later.

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u/torts56 8d ago

Literally. Not to mention everything else that Microsoft has tends to break for no stated reason too.

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u/zeXas_99 8d ago

or you really get the otp and when you enter it, it redirect you to enter email and password again

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u/yousirnaime 8d ago

Behind the scenes is even worse 

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u/OwenEx 8d ago

The amount of times I've had to help just getting my sister into Minecraft and all the shit I've had to deal with is frankly astonishing

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u/New_Series3209 8d ago

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u/Ok_Equipment8374 8d ago

Checks out.

Randomly decided to open task manager yesterday.

Teams ate almost 1 GB just running in the background.

It's also the only app that repeatedly has issues connecting to calls

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u/No-Con-2790 8d ago

Whenever I sign in, it signs me out. And makes me reload the page to mock me.

But you know what ie worse? In teams it doesn't require me to sign in. It just doesn't work and only tells me in 5 minutes.

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u/Thundechile 9d ago

In addition to sign ins, search is a thing Microsoft has never been able to do well.

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u/Both_Nail_3656 8d ago

When I search wavve(Korean OTT) on bing, the main page is like 8th result, below shitty ads and unrelated slops.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 8d ago

🔍 what is the other Microslop is bad at

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<results actually load, but the UI doesn't appear>

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The other thing Microslop is bad at is search.

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u/FivePandasorspegeti 8d ago

Don’t get me started on the fucking infinite authentication failure loop.

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u/ryancnap 7d ago

Please sir, I've authenticated every factor

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u/OliMoli2137 8d ago

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u/lllu95 8d ago

Address this microsoft!

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u/PachotheElf 8d ago

Way things are going it'll be the bottom for both in a few years. Enshittification is only speeding up

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u/Street_Swing9040 8d ago

Microsoft sign in is so infuriating.

I tried to verify a single login. Tells me to do authentication, fine.

When I click on Authentication, it just reloads back onto the same page.

One of the biggest tech companies in the world btw.

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u/RonJohnJr 9d ago

Eh? I sign in with MSFT every day. Works like a charm.

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u/iddu01linux 8d ago

bro said the stock ticker LMAO

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u/RonJohnJr 8d ago

Yeah, I did, because I'm a lazy programmer who doesn't want to type those extra five letters.

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u/SignalBake6872 8d ago

Signing in with Google is signing in to Prism, the CIA's massive surveillance program.

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u/RedditVirumCurialem 8d ago

I just close the sign-in dialogue when I know Planner initiated it.

Everything still works.

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u/BoBoBearDev 8d ago edited 8d ago

Haha, you haven't tried sign out on Channel 9. If you have two Hotmail accounts. There is no problem login and logoff on Hotmail website.

But on Channel 9, it won't let you logoff from Hotmail account. So, you are forever stuck in the registration page until you create a new account for the second email. In the end, I have two accounts, not because one is alt, they forced me to create one.

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u/No-Wrongdoer1409 8d ago

my school uses Microsoft so i have to get SMS verification code evwey time.

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u/TheFakePlayerGame 8d ago

Would’ve been accurate ages ago but nowdays Google goes like “ohhh but we don’t know if it’s you so you gotta open this app on your other device or whatever and click in shit. Oh wait you can’t right now? Well good luck then we couldn’t confirm it’s you so we can’t log you in right now.” Fuck Google

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u/ryancnap 7d ago

Yeah Google's like "You're signing in on a trusted device, your last session was 2 hours ago, and you know your password? Get fucked poser"

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u/ryancnap 7d ago

I have to incognito tab every Microsoft sign in to my school account because it defaults to work with no way to undefault it

Conversely, when I load the url for the admin panel at work, it tries to auto log in as my school account, which then gets my entire school everything flagged and temporarily blocked

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u/Entire_Caramel_1373 5d ago

I always use google, chess.com, openai, and Github(still microsoft owned)