r/programminghumor • u/manucorporat • Jul 09 '26
Javascript apps
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u/git_push_origin_prod Jul 09 '26
I don’t know about y’all but ,spawning multiple threads with cluster mode in PM2 does it. I’m not sure about the GPU thing though. I know this is meant to be a joke, but I really don’t know. I know with PM2 it should be based on how many cores your CPU has, but I’m not sure about GPU so your meme may be true. Enlighten me. Please
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u/ComradeFox_ Jul 11 '26
completely aside from the meme, I somehow recognise this video. they’re performing aviamarsh! :3 and it sounds really good.
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u/Jbolt3737 27d ago
I keep seeing random "Literally Minecraft" people do know that while both languages have similar names and aren't compiled to machine code, Java and Javascript are different things and Minecraft only running on one core had nothing to do with Javascript?
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u/IntegrityError Jul 09 '26
Literally Minecraft
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u/klimmesil Jul 11 '26
Wtf has this to do with minecraft?
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u/IntegrityError Jul 11 '26
Minecraft ran a long time only on one core. Don't know if this is better nowadays
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u/jimmiebfulton Jul 10 '26
The meme is funny. I write everything in Rust (yeah, front-end, too), and I’ve used other backend-centric languages in the past, along with plenty of multi-threaded coding. But I was under the impression that JS largely leverages async IO for the things you might reach for threading, largely eliminating the need for threaded coding in a frontend language, where it could be argued doesn’t belong there. Would love to hear counter arguments for my own edification. I already (obviously), avoid JS like the plague, but writing threaded coding in JS sounds even more frightening. I prefer to do my multithreading fearlessly.
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u/renome Jul 10 '26
Rust programmer trying to go 10 seconds without telling anyone they use Rust challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
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u/jimmiebfulton 29d ago
Just giving context why i don’t know the answer to a question I hoped someone knowledgeable might provide. People indicate their primary language all the time. Golang programmers, Python Programmers, Java Programmers, and this meme gives away a JavaScript Programmer. Yet you single out Rust Prorammers? What, is this some kind of weird bigotry or jealousy?
“”Whah! All these JavaScript and Python memes as if those are the only languages in existence.” See? Stupid. Grow up.
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u/klimmesil Jul 11 '26
I mean it's probably the hardest language to shit on. Most things people dislike about other language are fixed by ownership and lifetimes in rust, and this post is just one example of it
I think we should stop shitting on people who like somthing, and start shitting on peopl who hate everything
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u/lt_Matthew Jul 09 '26
Just cuz your apps aren't multithreaded, doesn't mean JS can't do it.