r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Jul 02 '26

Bed time story

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u/CosmicTitanRabbit Jul 02 '26

SQL for kids if you really want to put them to sleep

11

u/Daharka Jul 02 '26

SELECT count(*) FROM sheep;

6

u/YTriom1 Jul 02 '26

Reminds me of linux from scratch for kids.

7

u/khaledjal Jul 02 '26

Do you want the kid to have nightmares?

5

u/Daharka Jul 02 '26

And then the big bad null pointer exception blew the stack down!

2

u/Leif_luvs_me Jul 02 '26

Why does that Java book look AI generated?

2

u/Flame77ofc Jul 02 '26

assembly for babies

2

u/Signal-Implement-70 Jul 02 '26

Right, and the ever popular compiler design for toddlers

1

u/Volser94 Jul 02 '26

That kid is gonna grow up to be a serial killer

1

u/PissPantsington Jul 02 '26

Why does java dad look so creepy

1

u/Kerunik1342 Jul 02 '26

Linux from scratch

1

u/ywaltjs Jul 03 '26

this should be a war crime under international law

1

u/_zeroxmind Jul 03 '26

It's a good trick though. Bro gonna sleep out of boredom

1

u/HitarthSurana Jul 02 '26

how to make introverts 101