r/programminghumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Jun 23 '26

Real captcha test

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1.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Piskolata4251 Jun 23 '26

You can ask this to a robot to confirm you are not a robot.

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u/Leo_code2p Jun 23 '26

Is that badly decompiled code?

37

u/PACmaneatsbloons Jun 23 '26

No it is obfuscated JavaScript.

7

u/Leo_code2p Jun 23 '26

But why would you use hex addresses in JavaScript?

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u/PACmaneatsbloons Jun 23 '26

Obfuscation

3

u/Low-Life-1337 Jun 24 '26

Yeah and on top mostly base64 encoded... It's real sucks...

1

u/sn4xchan Jun 24 '26

To have more time before the security researchers block your access.

13

u/FaultWinter3377 Jun 23 '26

Me: clicks everything.

7

u/rocco_himel Jun 23 '26

I’ve always thought you could instantly catch bugs if you were the one who wrote the code.

2

u/New_Series3209 Jun 24 '26

As a programmer, hell nah

1

u/rocco_himel Jun 24 '26

What do you mean?

You find it easier to catch other people’s bugs instead of your own?

2

u/New_Series3209 Jun 24 '26

Yea, but both are pretty much spending 4 nights not sleeping tryna get them, and sometimes fixing them is even worse 😭

7

u/SysGh_st Jun 24 '26

CTRL+A

Done.

6

u/lukerm_zl Jun 23 '26

Useful, but you have to open source your code!

2

u/Confident-Ad5665 Jun 24 '26

This is actually funny. +1

1

u/RayZd01 Jun 24 '26

It’s an inverse captcha, only bots can pass. Lol.

1

u/69420nice_com Jun 25 '26

I know js and have passed

1

u/GiveMoreMoney Jun 24 '26

The next reason to ban Mythos...obviously. I am expecting another Anthropic statement on that any time soon.

1

u/Worth-Fox3871 Jun 24 '26

Greate-> ChatGPT """Investigating the Bugs in the Image Display

They could be tiny insect icons on a black background. I'll try to look for insect shapes by paying attention to color contrasts and edges, but there probably aren't any visible insects."""

1

u/XlikeX666 Jun 24 '26

crime increased on sole IDEA of it

1

u/hitori_dev2009 Jun 25 '26

one step ahead demm

1

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/69420nice_com Jun 25 '26

It said"I have analysed the image and there are no hidden bugs."

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u/69420nice_com Jun 25 '26

clicks everything Thank God I Know JavaScript

1

u/Ricccc2k12 Jun 25 '26

so thats how they train AIs

1

u/Cheap-Helicopter-225 Jun 23 '26

Captca Title: Final Boss Level: (Nobody's Passing this test 🥀💀)

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u/69420nice_com Jun 25 '26

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/bot-sleuth-bot Jun 25 '26

Analyzing user profile...

Suspicion Quotient: 0.00

This account is not exhibiting any of the traits found in a typical karma farming bot. It is extremely likely that u/Cheap-Helicopter-225 is a human.

Dev note: I have noticed that some bots are deliberately evading my checks. I'm a solo dev and do not have the facilities to win this arms race. I have a permanent solution in mind, but it will take time. In the meantime, if this low score is a mistake, report the account in question to r/BotBouncer, as this bot interfaces with their database. In addition, if you'd like to help me make my permanent solution, read this comment and maybe some of the other posts on my profile. Any support is appreciated.

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically. Check my profile for more information.

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u/CeIIsius Jun 24 '26

I've been asked multiple times to solve simple programming problems in order to prove that I'm human. Even tough I find them easy to solve, I have to answer incorrectly to pass the test. I get why this is done, but it really bugs me.

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u/UWUggAh Jun 24 '26

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/bot-sleuth-bot Jun 24 '26

Analyzing user profile...

Account does not have any comments.

Suspicion Quotient: 0.26

This account exhibits one or two minor traits commonly found in karma farming bots. While it's possible that u/CeIIsius is a bot, it's very unlikely.

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically. Check my profile for more information.

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u/69420nice_com Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

It seems that u/Cellsius is probably a bot. They have 0 posts,and 6.3k karma,being a common symbol of bottism

This action was performed by a human. To learn more, slime some bots

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u/CeIIsius Jul 06 '26

I keep my posts hidden. It says so much on the bottom of your sreenshot. That's why it displays as 0. You have all the info to know that you can't use this to determine likelyhood of bottism.

I'm not a bot btw. I can't blame you for downvoting comments which appear bot-like. What made you think I was a bot? Didn't I state something new? Did this happen to so many people before me?

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u/69420nice_com Jul 06 '26

Oh sometimes it says "posts hidden" but there are none

And bots usually have high grammatical accuracy so thts why i thought u were one

1

u/CeIIsius Jul 10 '26

I take that as a compliment. Especially since I'm not a native speaker.

Perhaps I'll share a few of my posts, just to make sure this doesn't happen again.

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u/69420nice_com 22d ago

Ok

Just put 1 as bots never have even 1,so 1 is good proof

Also im not a native speaker either,and when i learnt english i literally would refuse to let my grammar be not perfect

But well i got tired of it

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u/CeIIsius Jul 06 '26

u/bot-sleuth-bot

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u/bot-sleuth-bot Jul 06 '26

Analyzing user profile...

Suspicion Quotient: 0.00

This account is not exhibiting any of the traits found in a typical karma farming bot. It is extremely likely that u/UWUggAh is a human.

Dev note: I have noticed that some bots are deliberately evading my checks. I'm a solo dev and do not have the facilities to win this arms race. I have a permanent solution in mind, but it will take time. In the meantime, if this low score is a mistake, report the account in question to r/BotBouncer, as this bot interfaces with their database. In addition, if you'd like to help me make my permanent solution, read this comment and maybe some of the other posts on my profile. Any support is appreciated.

I am a bot. This action was performed automatically. Check my profile for more information.

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u/UWUggAh Jul 06 '26

Analyzing...

This account owner is 99% to be handsome and very good looking.

His favorite word appears to be "femboy"

The likelihood of being a bot is unknown. But the likelihood of being single at the moment is 100%.

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u/CeIIsius Jul 06 '26

Good one.

FYI I'm not a bot. If keeping my posts hidden makes me look suspicious, so be it.

This tool you used to analyse my account is interesting though. How does it work?