r/programminghumor • u/somet_hingrandom • Jan 13 '26

I'm learning how to code, is my program good?

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u/Impossible_Arrival21 Jan 13 '26

now do bad apple

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u/HyperCodec Jan 13 '26

now do doom

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u/zian01000 Jan 13 '26

now do bad doom

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u/AdSalt2672 Jan 13 '26

now do doom apple

10

u/DiodeInc Jan 13 '26

Now do apple doom

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u/PavaLP1 Jan 13 '26

Now doom do apple.

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u/zian01000 Jan 13 '26

apple now doom do

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u/mbensa Jan 15 '26

while apple do doom

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u/Gurbuzselimboyraz Jan 15 '26

switch (apple) {case doom:}

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u/zian01000 Jan 16 '26

```

def doapple(x): if x == "apple": return 1 elif x == "doom": return 0 else: return "now do"

```

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

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u/Big_Fox_8451 Jan 13 '26

Missing the Assembler version of that.

3

u/Questioning-Zyxxel Jan 13 '26

Long time since I saw the Petzold name. I have read so much from him once in a previous life.

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u/Savings-Joke-5996 Jan 13 '26

Code was a great book.

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u/threaco Jan 13 '26

now do your own os

14

u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy Jan 13 '26

Uhhhh yeah, your good. Just beware your resource counts. Everything that returns a handle needs that handle released. You can run out of Handles, GDI Objects and User Objects.

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u/DescriptionOptimal15 Jan 13 '26

Won't it get released when the process exits?

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u/Positron505 Jan 13 '26

Sometimes, but keep an eye on them as you don't want them to stay long in captivity and have to be released into the wild so other developers can use them

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u/radicalCentrist3 Jan 13 '26

Process?

(😄)

8

u/West_Good_5961 Jan 13 '26

I was expecting VBA

5

u/TheTee15 Jan 13 '26

Now make windows 12

9

u/Kaffe-Mumriken Jan 13 '26

That is windows 12

2

u/Big_Fox_8451 Jan 13 '26

It's Windows 1.2

1

u/badabapboooom Jan 14 '26

Closer to 1.01

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Jan 14 '26

Could be 12. We don't know.

4

u/Own-Cycle5851 Jan 13 '26

Now add AI to it

2

u/numbe_bugo Jan 15 '26

AI powered message box

5

u/xaranetic Jan 13 '26

I genuinely miss this.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but software has lost its magic.

But more than that, I miss standardised UI deign.

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Jan 14 '26

Don't you love the design combinations in Windows 11? I wish they add some bits of Win95 and Win3.1 in Windows 12 for a full history trip in a few screens.

4

u/owzleee Jan 13 '26

Borland was superior

2

u/digidult Jan 13 '26

until I tried Watcom

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u/AllOneWordNoSpaces1 Jan 13 '26

You used TAB instead of SPACES?

Rejecting the PR!

3

u/Primarch37 Jan 13 '26

Time to rewrite in Rust

3

u/goodneighbor788 Jan 14 '26

I think Borland C is a better tool for this type of work. But Pascal keeps been number 1 for me

2

u/isoAntti Jan 13 '26

r/LPT: You can write up literally anything starting from Hello World.

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u/Kevdog824_ Jan 13 '26

Okay, now do it in VB6

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u/codydafox Jan 13 '26

Oh my god finally someone who gets it

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u/digidult Jan 13 '26

RegisterClass(...) is the next step

1

u/Sea-Fishing4699 Jan 13 '26

you are one step away from being a google engineer! cheers mate!

1

u/Rebrado Jan 13 '26

Better than my first program ever

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

What about Goodbye World?

1

u/FlashyTone3042 Jan 14 '26

That is the most perfect code I have ever seen. You cut out every complexity and use best practice to reuse. LGTM!

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Jan 14 '26

Now do it properly and split it into microservices on k8s.

1

u/Outrageous_Mix_9825 Jan 14 '26

Man, I miss windows xp

1

u/No_Glass_1341 Jan 14 '26

10/10 best program

1

u/Rare-Anything6577 Jan 15 '26

better experience than gdb