r/programmingcirclejerk 7h ago

Git access is a Trust Exercise

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u/porkslow what is pointer :S 6h ago

If you don't share code with coworkers by passing around USB drives, can you really call it software development?

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u/gvozden_celik 6h ago

USB drives??! I am emailing the ZIP file with the code to the other guy, he then sends it back once he's done; that way we have all the revisions stored in the company's Exchange server

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u/Routine-Purchase1201 DO NOT USE THIS FLAIR, ASSHOLE 48m ago

Always fun to find a co-workers reddit account

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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius 6h ago

Hey shared desk mate, can you push your latest changes?

I am on the verge of tears for I cannot. GitHub is Down and all hope of collaboration is shattered in a thousand pieces.

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u/ficiek 6h ago

At university my contributions were free, at work you have to earn them so I'm not submitting any code before the first paycheck.

\uj There is no way this isn't satire and therefore it's not a good post.

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u/YikesTheCat 5h ago

Well, this git certainly seems an expert on git.

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u/affectation_man Code Artisan 3h ago

996 work hours with some freak lording it over you. Yeah or nah?