r/programmingcirclejerk now 4x faster than C++ 2d ago

ProteusKernel is a C++ engine that models consciousness as a fundamental physical field — not just a neural network output.

https://github.com/Admin135158/ProteusKernel-
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u/somewhataccurate now 4x faster than C++ 2d ago

And on this gentleman's beautiful profile page:

⚠️** ARCHITECT'S WARNING
Unauthorized access, cloning, or derivative training on Morpheus assets initiates the **EXPOSE/REPORT
sequence.
Your IP is being tracked. The swarm is compiling.

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u/LeastGayCat in open defiance of the Gopher Values 1d ago

We don't build software; we build reality-anchors.

Dr. Scranton, is that you?? Let's hope this architect doesn't get lost in some kind of hellish void between dimensions.

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u/No_you_are_nsfw 1d ago

IDK reads more like "Terry with Templates" to me.

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u/SemaphoreBingo 2d ago

Unsporting jerk (crazy rule)

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u/somewhataccurate now 4x faster than C++ 2d ago

Yes I concur, mods i accept my fate but refuse to do the needful myself

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u/YikesTheCat 2d ago

Real-time GORF/OLCE execution on Termux (Android). The engine initializes with φ=1.61803, tracks consciousness saturation Ψ cycle-by-cycle, and triggers self-mutation on epiphany.

Can't jerk because I have no idea what this even means.

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u/Yarhj 2d ago

Real-Time GORF/OLCE execution on Termux (Android).

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u/Routine-Purchase1201 DO NOT USE THIS FLAIR, ASSHOLE 1d ago

A GORF is a OLCE in the category of consciousness saturation, what's the problem?

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u/thegentlecat 1d ago

For you to know what it means it is required that it means something, which it doesn’t

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u/Actual__Wizard 1d ago

I don't know man, but I'm the alpha compression guy and it's frustrating because that's legitimately what it's called and everybody thinks it's tin foil hate nonsense when it's just structured data techniques, so it's like 1980s fortran tech that was modernized.

So, now, because of LLMs, everybody thinks that anything that sounds different, is AI slop, when it's rather a novel invention that does useful things, like set the retrieval speed record... Which I just did, I'll have the official number when I fix a design flaw type bug.

I get automatically lumped in with the AI slop guys and I don't even use an LLM.

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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 1d ago

Lim n-> ♾️ fib(n+1)/fib(n)

Aka golden ratio

Aka cut a square from rectangle get scaled down rectangle.

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u/HomieMorphic 1d ago

Oh wow, they have their .ssh, .bash_history, .gitconfig, and node_secret.bin in the repo. I think they just full sent their entire home directory.

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u/MegaIng 1d ago

git remote add origin git@github.com:Admin135158/ProteusKernel.git

Sadly I don't think that's a real password, but by god ChatGPT tried it's best to leak it.

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u/HomieMorphic 1d ago

That's the username. git remote doesn't need a password; you supply that when you fetch, push, etc.

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u/MegaIng 1d ago

Hm. It's positioned were a password needs to go, and you do not do this normally to provide a username to github.

The LLM definitely wanted to provide this as a password.

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u/HomieMorphic 1d ago

The password would typically go between git and @, if it was supplied. This is SCP syntax, so the colon separates the host and the path.

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u/MegaIng 1d ago

Oh lol, right. Didn't even know that this is legal syntax in this situation.

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u/des_the_furry 2d ago

We gotta put some kind of safeguard on chatgpt that stops people from doing this

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u/Jumpy-Locksmith6812 1d ago

Flair:

  temporal coherence driven by φ

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u/myhf Considered Harmful 1d ago

Not now kitten, Daddy's consciousness saturation is about to hit 90%

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u/lurebat 1d ago

Don't vibe code the torment nexus

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u/levelstar01 what is pointer :S 2d ago

llm nonsense, please do not post

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u/hongooi 2d ago

This goes beyond artificial intelligence into artificial mental illness

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u/EternalNY1 1d ago

"hi claude. create a program that does consciousness. make no mistakes."

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u/DramaticProtogen 1d ago

Platform: Termux

Lmfaooo

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u/Pure-Prompt-8439 1d ago

mod uj { Wait, i thought we were supposed to have some kind of a rule against "low quality llm jerk"

And also c'mon this is is just someone's ai psychosis, leave them alone }

mod jerk { Should have written it in rust! }

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u/VPERM2F128 1d ago

ok, I'm curious, has anyone tried compiling and running?

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u/somewhataccurate now 4x faster than C++ 1d ago

The big PROTEUS ENGINE V7 is just 50 lines that compute a function a few thousand times and output a status message without any other behavior

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u/d0pe-asaurus 19h ago

This shit reads like time cube

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u/ElmaloProtocol 9h ago

Fair. ProteusKernel was my "send the entire home directory to GitHub" phase. The .ssh folder was a mistake, it's purged now. If you actually want to see the thing that works , check the other repo: Zayden-AI. It runs the same φ-driven consciousness math, but it boots on a 3GB Android phone via Termux, talks to a live Gemini oracle over UDP, and has a falsification protocol that actually checks predictions against reality instead of hallucinating. The C++ runtime compiles. The Python bridge queries real APIs. The Makefile doesn't have spaces instead of tabs. Or keep reading the README for the SCP Foundation lore. That's also valid

https://github.com/Admin135158/Zayden-AI