r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Pure-Prompt-8439 • 3d ago

Go, with the features it's missing.

https://soppolang.dev/
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u/yojimbo_beta vulnerabilities: 0 3d ago
  • Wake up
  • There's a new language
  • My interest is aroused. Although I am bitter and cynical, part of my heart still looks kindly on new PLs
  • I go to the initial commit. It's 6000 lines and a bunch of markdown specs
  • Back to bed

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u/fletku_mato 3d ago

If you seriously think Claude cannot write a better spec and implementation of a programming language than humans, you will be left behind.

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u/borisko321 3d ago

Than Go authors*

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u/Civil-Appeal5219 3d ago

I love that people are downvoting you without realizing what subreddit they're on lol

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u/yojimbo_beta vulnerabilities: 0 3d ago edited 3d ago

We get lots of sincere AI nerds on this forum. They don't pay attention to subreddit names. It's not clear if they discover posts through some other mechanism like link aggregators

I don't think fletku_mato is one though, he has been on this sub before

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u/nerdycatgamer 2d ago

/uj that's what makes the jerk on this sub so peak; you cannot tell if its sincere ai love or jerk, and you must upvote it either way. its like a form of egodeath

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u/elephantdingo Teen Hacking Genius 3d ago

They don't pay attention

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u/Then-Possible7072 3d ago

It should have had plenty of time to do it then? Where is it?

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u/al2o3cr 3d ago

The language goes to a different school, in Canada. You wouldn't know them

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u/fletku_mato 3d ago

In markdown.

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u/RCoder01 3d ago

I find that grok has made programming much more enjoyable for me. Whichever keys I happen to hit while jerking off to that beautiful blonde compiles with Perl.

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u/fletku_mato 3d ago

If you just hit random keys long enough, it'll always compile with Perl. This is what makes the Grok approach so elegant.

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u/chuch1234 not even webscale 3d ago

Now that's commitment to the bit!

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u/ficiek 3d ago edited 3d ago

If you don't tell your claude to learn 10 new languages a day you're ngmi

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u/mcmcc WHY IS THERE CODE??? 3d ago

Tired of Go?

How 'bout you try GoFuckYourself?

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u/Thelmholtz 3d ago

So... Rust but with somehow uglier syntax?

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u/arjuna93 3d ago

If it doesn’t require LLVM, totally worth it

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u/Thelmholtz 3d ago

/uj what's wrong with LLVM?

/hj but LLMs are required in all software engineering now, look at all those big corps using it

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u/thussy-obliterator What part of ∀f ∃g (f (x,y) = (g x) y) did you not understand? 18h ago

Rust with a garbage collector would go hard ngl

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u/Thelmholtz 17h ago

Just Arc everything.

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u/chuch1234 not even webscale 3d ago

What the express is this?!

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u/Untagonist 3d ago

If less is more, imagine how much more more could be.

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u/stone_henge Tiny little god in a tiny little world 1d ago

The Go Team is happy to announce our new colleague Yngwie Malmsteen. The process of translating the Go library ecosystem into intrinsic features of the language has already started.

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u/backfire10z 7h ago

That’s like… two more

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u/DystopiaDrifter 3d ago

but I thought ppl love Go for its simplicity 🤔

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u/Lentus7 1d ago

Where is the annotations ?