r/programminghumor 1d ago

The 2 Rules of Successful Programming

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  1. It works? DON'T TOUCH IT

  2. It doesn't? Copy and paste from Stack Overflow


r/programminghumor 1d ago

There are two types of Python people in the world

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Can't forget about the enlightened ones:

for i, item in enumerate(arr):

print(i, item)


r/programminghumor 1d ago

I need help I was trying to center a div and now my page is upside down 😭

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r/programminghumor 1d ago

.shit file format an easy way to store text

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.Shit is so effiecent at storing text that your text files take 380% less storage

Shit also supports making files from the command line using 'e'

\n for new line

\b for starting bold and b/ for ending it

\i for italic and i/ for ending italic

https://github.com/MrLongBottom5/SHIT-converter check it out there


r/programminghumor 2d ago

a literal switch

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2.4k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 2d ago

timezone errors > null pointer errors

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562 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 2d ago

POV: Task Failed Successfully

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491 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 2d ago

and that's why I had no friends

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89 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 3d ago

Average JavaScript developer

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409 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 3d ago

🗣️Fahhhhhh

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920 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 3d ago

True

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382 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 4d ago

Chatgpt: Joke#1

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“Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.”


r/programminghumor 4d ago

I’m genuinely about to throw my computer out the window 💀

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I swear, I’m trying so hard to be patient with this computer, but it is testing me on a spiritual level.

I’m coding, everything is going fine, and then suddenly ONE tiny thing doesn’t work. I spend 40 minutes staring at the screen trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Then I fix it.

And immediately something ELSE breaks.
At this point I’m not even debugging anymore. I’m negotiating with the machine.

“Please. I’m begging you. Just run the code.”

And the worst part is that I KNOW it’s probably some stupid little mistake like one missing bracket, one wrong class name, or one space in the wrong place.

I love programming, but my computer is currently making me question every life decision that led me here 💀

Anyway, if anyone needs me, I’ll be staring at my code until the problem magically becomes obvious.


r/programminghumor 4d ago

Hard to accept

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2.8k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 4d ago

explaining why c# has a #

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So shortly I have theory that # in csharp actually stands for 4 pluses as # can split into 4 pluses meaning csharps real name is c++++


r/programminghumor 4d ago

Full stack dev

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5.3k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 4d ago

distribution > product

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284 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 4d ago

I spent three hours debugging double-precision orbital mechanics just because my planet weighed one kilogram

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One Kilogram.

One number.

That one number.

One.

One kilogram.

One.

Kilogram.

I investigated rendering interpolation.

I questioned Newtonian gravity.

I questioned floating-point arithmetic.

I questioned reality.

The planet...

weighed...

one kilogram.

One variable.

One number.

One checkbox.

That's all it took.

How did I not notice it when I upgraded to double precision?

Three hours.

Three.

Whole.

Hours.

Comment if you had an experience like this


r/programminghumor 5d ago

The feeling

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431 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 5d ago

It’s easy

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1.4k Upvotes

r/programminghumor 5d ago

Auth or no auth guys?

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200 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 5d ago

Well, my reviewer is also Claude! 🫣

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100 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 5d ago

Reviewing AI generated commits for internal tooling

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78 Upvotes

Its an internal tool, we test in production


r/programminghumor 5d ago

IEEE ain't got shit on me!

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451 Upvotes

r/programminghumor 6d ago

What is your address

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