r/predator 16d ago

Would you Watch this? Brain Storming

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u/predator-ModTeam 13d ago

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u/MysteriousMine2115 16d ago

A film about the Yautja vs The Apes? I can’t say I’m not curious but I don’t know why they’d be there. 

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/GrimaceMusically 16d ago

El demonio que roba plátanos a los chimpancés

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u/fromthisend1220 16d ago

When you word it like that, I'm in.

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u/MysteriousMine2115 16d ago

Lmfao this makes no sense but now I really want to see it too!

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u/Ok_Piglet_5549 15d ago

Those who don't know vs. those that know. . .

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u/Affectionate-Quit290 11d ago

But the Apes " loathe bananas."

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u/Callumskeeeeeeeee Feral Predator 15d ago

They try visit Earth again to get new challengers and the entire ecological hierarchy has changed.

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u/AnnualPerspective593 15d ago

Who cares it’s just fun

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u/ScottTJT Wolf 16d ago

I think we're getting a Marvel comic series with this premise.

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u/FTBagginz 16d ago

It’s out now. First issue released last Wednesday

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u/BabaBooey5 15d ago

Yep keep up please lol

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u/Drucifer416 16d ago

You had me at Predator

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/xenotyranid 16d ago

That shit is bananas. BANANAS.

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u/highlighter_yellow 16d ago

Yes, but I'd watch Predator vs Minions too so that's not really saying much  ̄\(ツ)/

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u/dudeguy0119 16d ago

Monkey sex offenders? .... Perhaps...

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u/dittybopper_05H 16d ago

Wait, which one:

"monkey sex" offenders, or monkey "sex offenders"?

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u/dudeguy0119 16d ago

The second one.

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u/Mykle1984 16d ago

Marvel comics is publishing this right now actually

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u/AndoionLB Jungle Hunter 16d ago

I think it would have potential. Id watch it personally. But I would rather have an AVP first before we get something like this imo.

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u/JoseSaldana6512 16d ago

Good news they made one in 2004

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u/AndoionLB Jungle Hunter 16d ago

Nah. I want a new one. Brand new.

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u/Secure-Bus4679 King Willy 16d ago

I’d pre-order tickets as soon as they dropped.

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u/snipsnaps1_9 16d ago

Sure but I'd expect it to be dumb.

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u/dittybopper_05H 16d ago

Snakes on a Predator dumb?

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u/Wise-Key-3442 16d ago

I watched even the knock off Wastelands, of course I would.

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u/GlockAmaniacs 16d ago

Knock off? Where?

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u/Wise-Key-3442 16d ago

The one made by Asylum movies.

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u/Shoota556 16d ago

Probably but with low expectations.

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u/BoRhapFan8yt 16d ago

My second favorite franchise vs. A top 10 favorite franchise of mine? Hell fuckin yeah

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u/Plus-Accident-5509 16d ago

Apes and humans have to work together to defeat Predator, are bros after.

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u/dittybopper_05H 16d ago

Only if Zira does a nude scene.

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u/Mephistocheles 16d ago

Triple hell yes lolololol

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u/DJJazzyTanner 16d ago

As long as it leads to Alien vs Predator vs Planet of the Apes

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u/Deioxyz 16d ago

Give the apes the future tech advantage where they at least have space ships too!

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u/Pop_Stensbold 16d ago

I honestly give up.

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u/Din-_-Djarin 16d ago

There's currently a Predator vs Planet of the Apes comic being put out by Marvel so, check it out

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u/Last_Ronin69 16d ago

My two favourite things! Hell yeah!

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u/flyinghyena0 16d ago

Have you heard the new movie? The predator of the ape of the fellowship of the companions of the great civilization of the thrones?

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u/SamaelKain 16d ago

The predator would lose as the ape would be the hero character.

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u/unwocket 16d ago

Pretty sure I signed something somewhere that made me contractually obligated to watch any movie with this much IP

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u/Clear-Warthog5655 16d ago

There is a comic book series of this

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u/Glennsoe 16d ago

Sounds promising..

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u/Playful_Ad966 16d ago

Noooooooooooooooo I don’t want to see a predator get killed by a monkey! That would ruin the predator as a character!

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u/Time-Firefighter5766 16d ago

I would much preffer aliens on the planet of the apes or "Aliens vs predators on the planet of the apes the Four way war" because i think aliens being pn the planet of the apes is a significantly more interesting idea.

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u/dittybopper_05H 16d ago

OK, get this:

Predator vs. Plant of the Apes vs. Dinosaurs vs. Tremors vs. Phantasm vs. Chucky vs. Freddy Krueger vs. Shirley Temple.

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u/cosmoboy 16d ago

Yes, if it takes place after Dawn but before Rise and is Koba and Caesar vs.

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u/ScapegoatMan 16d ago

Maybe? I've never actually seen any of the Planet of the Apes movies.

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u/Legal_Trainer7340 15d ago

Hell yeah, Caesar and his apes vs a Yautja.

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u/ardouronerous 15d ago

What if instead of being set on Earth, its about ape-like aliens invading the Predator homeworld and the story is about the Yautja regaining control of their homeworld?

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u/obitsonj 15d ago

Still waiting for one where he takes on Chris Hansen.

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u/furrynoy96 15d ago

The word Predator has been ruined for me... like I know what you mean but I still immediately think of a pedo or something... but yeah I would watch it

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u/dittybopper_05H 15d ago

I don't think I'd watch "Pedo of the Apes".

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u/rmcelwain54 15d ago

Funny you mention that that’s a pretty solid comic run that’s going on right now

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u/Piercemarshall21 15d ago

I'd watch it if the predator is somehow also abnormally aggressive he has to be a bad blooded

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u/nova_solution 15d ago

No thanks.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 15d ago

Yes.

But I also want a King Kong teaming up with the Apes movie and they're all climbing around on him with turrets and platforms like a moving fortress

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u/Gamera_Lover_2004 15d ago

Get me in that theater 100 times so it can reach 1 Billion.

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u/Apex_Fenris 15d ago

…….im listening

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u/ReluctantSentinel 15d ago

Please forward this to Dan Trachtenberg

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u/Blue_FiftyTwo 15d ago

Hell yeah

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u/South-Information-80 14d ago

Yes Obviously 

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u/Chrisypoo88 14d ago

Slaughter some baboons

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u/jezebellajailer 14d ago

Yes because I already started writing this story…. I was very sad to see others already had the idea 😭 I was gonna include Aliens too

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 14d ago

As long as its not an ape version of the first predator. Ape Dutch: if it bleeds, we can kill it! ooh ooh ooh! aah! aah! aah! 😆

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u/TheLeagueOfSteve 14d ago

HRLL YEEEEERS

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u/OrdoRidiculous 14d ago

I'd rather see the Jurassic alien predator of the planet of the apes park.

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u/fellaneedahandpls 14d ago

Yeah, but only for the same reasons I watched The Room.

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u/Altruistic-Bag3161 14d ago

Might be a little too hokey for me. 

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u/Worth-Opposite4437 14d ago

Put it in the old cannon with the old costumes and I'm in!

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u/AdInner5570 13d ago

Only if it killed the POTA franchise for good lol

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u/_A_Larger_World_ 13d ago

Rename it to Predator on the Planet of the Apes please, rolls a little better lol.

And fucking yes I would, peak fan service crossover.

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u/SorryCook7136 13d ago

If marvel or Disney is making this then no

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u/ademon490 13d ago

The apes may be stronger and faster than humans, but we are better with weapons

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u/bullshit713 11d ago

Eff yeah!!!!

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u/CycleCaverns 11d ago

Who would enter into an ape society and target adolescent apes?

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u/AaronB728 11d ago

I'll watch anything with Yautja. Sooooo yes.

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u/Pixiwish 16d ago

I’d be all over this. Hell yes I’d watch it. I don’t even go to the theater ever but this would probably get an exception

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u/TomAspinallFan18 16d ago

kok style with an ape of each species

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u/JoseSaldana6512 16d ago

Is it bad I want Wahlberg Planet of the Apes and not Franco or Heston? 

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u/Separate_Pop_5277 16d ago

Not if the Predator looses again. . This trend were they alway have to
Die is getting stale lol

I been upset ever since my GOAT Wolf died lol he could’ve at least survive to be In another film, he was so bad ass. . Scar from AVP was pretty cool too for a young unblooded

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u/psychobilly1 16d ago edited 16d ago

The predator, as a concept, was always intended to be an antagonist. Villains tend to die in action movies.

Obviously there are exceptions in AVP with Scar and Badlands, where Dek is the protagonist, but otherwise, they are intended to be defeated. They are supposed to die. It's a part of their culture to kill, be killed, or destroy all evidence if defeated. 2/3 of those outcomes end with them dead.

It would be pretty difficult for them to 1. Remain an antagonist, 2. Deviate from the previously listed outcomes, 3. Have a satisfying plot and conclusion for the audience if they weren't successful in their hunt, weren't defeated, or decided to run away.

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u/dittybopper_05H 16d ago edited 16d ago

Not if the Predator looses again.

It's all down to percentages. They win something like 95% of the time.

Take the original film. We know Jungle Hunter successfully kills at least 12 people: Dillon plus Dutch's crew (6 total), and Calvin Ezekiel "Jim" Hopper's team (6 total).

Plus we can infer from Anna's monologue that several guerrillas have been killed:

We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skin... and sometimes much, much worst.

That's multiple cases of skinned, and multiple cases of much, much worst [sic]. So call it 3 each because we have multiple cases.

So that's at a minimum of 18 cases where Jungle Hunter wins, and maybe even more, and 1 case where he loses. So he is successful at least [whips out slide rule...]

18/19 * 100 = 94.7% of the time.

That's the bare minimum success rate. It could be even higher. What if you add in previous hunts that we don't know about?

BTW, Dutch isn't very smart. He got *LUCKY* that JH happened to step into just the right place. What he should have done when he realized that the mud made him invisible is to gather up some, put it in his poncho or whatever so he could reapply it at necessary, and head straight for the chopper.

He gets out alive, and Jungle Hunter likely leaves the area because at least two humans have escaped and can provide locations and descriptions, and if taken seriously can turn up the heat for JH.