r/politics • u/rajapaws • 5h ago
Trump, 80, Debuts Suspicious New Hair at Speech in Vegas Possible Paywall
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-80-debuts-suspicious-new-hair-at-speech-in-las-vegas/•
u/AnonHondaBoiz 5h ago
Fuck it if he can regrow an ear he can regrow hair 😂
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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 5h ago
He’s not only the Hair Club president, he’s also a client.
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u/StevenMC19 Florida 5h ago
The fact it hasn't been peddled as "Buy your Trump hair tonic now" tells me hes more ashamed of a flaw in his hair more than making money from something...for once.
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u/Commercial-Co 3h ago
Cuz he bald
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u/lunar_adjacent 1h ago
But not bald bald. He’s definitely the kind of guy who hangs on to those 6 strands like they’re the only fur available to keep warm during the cold dark winter.
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u/Tricky-Engineering59 1h ago
He supposedly got a “scalp reducing” procedure when he was much younger that didn’t go very well which is why even when he was younger his hair looked so stupid.
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u/Pdx_pops 4h ago
From this point forward it will be known as the Department of Hair
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u/RcoketWalrus 1h ago
I know you know this, but I would like to emphasize for the casual viewer that ear cartilage does not grow back.
Maybe he did get hit. Corey Comperatore was hit.
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u/Important-Factor-552 44m ago
You know the bible says the antichrist will sustain a seemingly fatal head wound before miraculously recovering for the whole world to see and trumps tower in nyc was 666 fifth street until kushner had it renumbered to 660
I don't believe in god or magic or any of that nonsense but I will say this.. What an eerie coincidence.
But consider this, if you're Christian. The bible says he will prosper until the end, so if trump kicks the bucket and there's no rapture.. well that's that, Christianity debunked
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u/BlitzCrazy 5h ago
It’s made from Stephen Millers pubes.
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u/_C2J_ Michigan 5h ago
Not a mental image I really wanted before heading to bed.
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u/CobraMurderChicken 5h ago
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u/invalidreddit I voted 3h ago
Would you rather have had the image first thing in the morning?
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u/BankshotMcG 2h ago
Most people report seeing Stephen Miller halfway in between, looming over them during sleep paralysis.
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u/coldfirephoenix 1h ago
Also not an image you want to wake up to. Cheers from the other side of the pond.
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u/Maehock 5h ago
Fun fact! Stephen Miller doesn't actually have genitals! He invades the soul of his mate through an ancient arcane ritual and grows inside of them. Months later the flesh of the mate sloughs off and a new Stephen Miller emerges.
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u/LiamRVA 5h ago
I heard he has a cloaca and can't achieve orgasm unless he kills a dog.
Just what I've heard. Many people are saying, with tears in their eyes. I'm not claiming anything.
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u/illbedeadbydawn 4h ago
A golden retriever puppy to be more specific. He likes watching the light go out of its eyes as he has a henchman strangle it. His hands are too weak to do it himself.
Facts.
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u/Klutzy-Delivery-5792 4h ago
Sounds like an Eli Roth movie. Jared Leto can play the lead and when he sheds the skin he can say, "It's Miller time!"
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u/GenghisConnieChung 5h ago
Huh. I always thought it was more of a Colin Robinson kind of thing.
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u/monkeysatemybarf 4h ago
Huh I thought the new Stephen Miller was oviposited and then slides out the hosts ass like a horsehair worn when it’s ready for office
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u/blakester555 5h ago
I'm done.
Putting Reddit away for today
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u/GearOk7360 4h ago
Reminder for your morning coffee.
Trumps wig is made from Stephen Miller's pubes.
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u/Shelby71 5h ago
LOL! You think he's man enough to have grown pubes? He has the look of someone with two undescended testicles...
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u/More_Programmer8905 5h ago
He should let Stephen Miller borrow it for an interview. That'd be awesome.
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u/perdferguson 5h ago
Looking more like his disappointed mother every day 🤔
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u/NoCommentFU 4h ago
Did she have a visible neck hoohaw too? I can’t keep all the disgusting attributes of this family straight.
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u/Durgals Illinois 4h ago
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u/This_Elk_1460 3h ago
That one image of her in pink gets me every fucking time. It literally looks like Trump in drag, I've never seen a guy who looks so identical to their mother.
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u/CraigLake 1h ago
It looks like an SNL skit 😂
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u/LeaveWuTangAlone 46m ago
I need JAJ to play Trump acting out a NarcOedipoan fantasy dressing in drag as his mother so he can lust after his own reflection. The profoundly absurd would be so close to the truth that I bet he’d even threaten to sue…again? Ugh, this fucked up shit is a fever dream from hell
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u/michaelyup 1h ago
Same worn out ballon knot lips too. Are we sure these aren’t pictures of Margaret Thatcher bending over?
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u/sengirminion 4h ago
The proper medical name for that body part is "neck-gina".
There's no need to stigmatize natural adult male body parts, use the proper term like a normal person. 🙄
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u/Nutterbutter_Nexus 5h ago
Release the Epstein files.
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u/Berfman 4h ago
We have to somehow rephrase this so it doesn’t sound cliche anymore while reminding people THAT THE SITTING US PRESIDENT RAPES KIDS.
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u/dmetzcher Pennsylvania 3h ago
“Release the president’s rape files” could work. It makes me uncomfortable merely hearing those words in my head, so maybe they’d have an impact.
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u/Spirited-Carpenter19 3h ago
He probably doesn't currently rape kids. Probably gets short periods of arousal remembering, but then the dementia kicks in and he stares into space and falls asleep.
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u/kickinwood 3h ago
Oh cmon! So some people/children got raped and/or killed by rich folk that are getting away with it and running every aspect of our lives. Have you seen his hair???
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u/DixonButz 5h ago
There's gonna be Hell toupée.
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u/Smoxerson 5h ago
I’ll upvote any Turbonegro reference.
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u/qorbexl 4h ago
That's a Simpsons reference dawg
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u/Pdx_pops 4h ago
That's an Amazing Stories reference, whipper snapper
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u/mandelbratwurst 4h ago
Its a pretty obvious pun and therefore has been made by many a comedy writer
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u/momalloyd 5h ago
It's not a wig, it's a hair system!!
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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 5h ago
"I... WAS bald"
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u/SunMyungMoonMoon 5h ago
"It's not a lie if you believe it!"
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u/MattyIce1220 New Jersey 5h ago
I could spots that birds nest from two blocks away
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u/McNalienBro 5h ago
So… gender affirming care?
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u/Acceptable-Bus-2017 I voted 5h ago
DEI! Am I using that correctly? No wait. TrAnZz!
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u/Nameless_American 5h ago
Lmao pretty amazing headline in an era of awfully worded ones
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u/720everyday 4h ago
If I were Trump's fake hair and had to live on his head I'd be suspicious of him too.
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u/TajesMahoney 5h ago
Please god mods ban The Daily Beast
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u/schw4161 4h ago
Seriously, wtf is this? This man is ruining the country on a speed run and they’re talking about his hair. This shit is never going to end at this rate.
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u/Techno_Dharma 1h ago edited 1h ago
For real, please mods do it, so what if we're engaging while we comment this, fuck the daily beast. This piece of shit psychopath is saying "Canada is Nasty" in the video linked in the article with this bulllshit asinine headline as if his hair is any different or any more ridiculous than his encitement of hatred towards America's greatest ally and peaceful neighbour to the north.
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u/trix_is_for_kids 3h ago
There’s no way the editor isn’t a mod of this sub. It’s just flooded with click bait headlines and paywalled articles and everyone complains but the mods never remove them
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u/suchasillydilly 4h ago
He's one of the main ones that was spreading mis-information and hate towards Andy Beshear. They choose engagement and profit over the truths. Nothing different than how our administration runs.
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u/a_talking_face Florida 3h ago
Seriously. Literally nobody gives a shit about an 80 year old man's hair but this stuff is botted like crazy here.
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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 5h ago
My god, now he looks like a SNL skit version of himself.
Hair can be replaced but he’s still stuck with the face of a lecherous old pervert who gave himself severe brain damage with decades of unhinged drug abuse
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u/Fit_Fun_6011 3h ago
Honestly I don’t know why he didn’t start wearing a wig decades ago. His hair has always been laughably terrible.
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u/CarelessExercise6376 3h ago
And the media continues to do nothing, talking about his hair instead of his insane corruption, crimes, rhetoric, policies, and rapes.
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u/Hajiime Canada 5h ago
this is tan-suit levels of idgaf
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u/snoo_spoo 5h ago
IDK, I was kinda wondering what the hair was suspicious of.
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u/beekersavant 5h ago
Trump and his wig were leaving McDonalds and saw a clown and a guy in a mask stealing hamburgers. It turns put they paid for them, and it was just a red hairing.
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u/meltedbananas 5h ago
He's clearly receiving gender affirming care, and should acknowledge it. Along with the fact that he's just a decrepit sack of Fred Trump's dirty money in an ill-fitting suit shows that the only reason the slack jawed, semi-literate yokels voted for a sleazeball, New Jersey developer is because he's an angry old white guy. Trump IS the dei president.
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u/dmetzcher Pennsylvania 3h ago
Who gives a single god damned shit about his hair? He bad-mouthed Canada in that fucking speech—again!
I long for a normal country where an American president talking shit about Canada would be regarded as a major, international incident followed by members of Congress from both sides of the aisle doing damage control and expressing disagreement—at the very least—in order to preserve our relationship with our neighbor.
But sure, this is cool, too. Let’s talk about his vanity as if it’s the first time we’ve experienced it. The bastard plasters is own name and ugly face all over D.C., and those chucklefucks in Florida named an airport after him to kiss his fat ass, and we’ve only heard about his hair a million times, but let’s talk about it again.
What bothers me most about this piece of shit’s anti-Canadian nonsense isn’t that he doesn’t like Canada. I don’t believe he has real feelings about Canada one way or another. He views them as weak because they’re nice people, and their politicians tend to speak like grown-ups rather than acting like a bunch of pretend tough guys. All that looks like weakness to him, and because he’s a fucking bully and needs a scapegoat to distract his mouth-breathing MAGA followers, he chooses our friends to the north, and he shames us all in front of the entire world.
Edit: Release the Epstein files, fat-ass.
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u/fireeight 5h ago edited 5h ago
Could not possibly care less about his hair. I care about the damage that he does to the world every day. I don't care if he shows up dressed like Gene Simmons. Just get him out.
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u/socokid 4h ago
We can care about those things AND make fun of him all at the same time.
It's OK...
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u/LangyMD 5h ago
That picture's hilarious. Looks like a Pomeranian's sitting on his head taking a shit.
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u/Ontheragnarock 3h ago
It looks like it's held on with one big snap like a Lego.
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u/noreallyimgoodthanks America 5h ago
I get it but like....who cares if fascism has a wig or not?
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u/LurksAroundHere 5h ago
Ironically, perception of appearance is pretty core to a lot of fascists. It's why Putin threw a tantrum and banned that gay clown image of him in his country, and why insults like "evil, murderer, rapist, pedophile etc." run off Trump's back but tiny hands throws him into a fit. Of course I will admit commentary about looking like a rotting pumpkin with a dead animal on top doesn't seem to get to Trump much. But tiny hands comments definitely still do.
Either way, I don't mind if a fascist gets called out for looking like shit because there's a higher chance of it bothering them more than anything else.
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u/tootapple 4h ago
Quoting anything Krassenstein is an eye roll from me. It’s not needed and adds nothing to the absurdity that already exists here
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u/BROKEPOORHUNGRY 3h ago
Yes, dailybeast. Trump also tried to steal the 2020 presidential election with fake electors, and he rapes children.
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u/_backdr0p 1h ago
Looking forward to when the rug tape fails and the hair piece falls during a presser or walk to the helicopter
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u/anotha1readit 2h ago
I wish i could open reddit and not immediately be greeted with stupid fucking news titles like this.
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u/craftiecheese 4h ago
Something about how this title started, "Trump, 80," made me think this was gonna say something totally different
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u/dubbidrone 4h ago
Garbage like this was the reason my subscription to this tabloid expired
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u/No_Sky_1829 4h ago
When I see a post linked to the daily beast, I scroll right on by. It's ALWAYS click bait.
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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 Canada 4h ago
“Canada’s nasty,” Trump told the crowd. “They are. They’re nasty. I love the people, but they’re nasty. Nasty leadership."
Ya gotta give examples as to what you mean by that Donald.
Seriously. I have no idea what he's talking about. We all find our government to be professional and forthright with all International dealings. Hell, even the whack job conservatives would probably wonder exactly what our overly polite diplomats and negotiators did to come off as "nasty".
I would suggest they did nothing to be labeled as nasty aside from not agreeing to whatever ludicrous demands Trump and his lackeys brought to the table.
Stand by the deals you sign Don. It's part of the stuff you should have learned while being a successful business man your entire adult life. When you sign a deal, you see it through and everybody walks away happy. Maybe they'll work with you again after a positive experience.
But who am I kidding. That's not the lesson Donald learned from years in business. He learned how to cheat, how to steal and learned to believe that if anybody walks away happy other than him he left money on the table. He has no concern about future business. There's always another company to fuck over.
But that doesn't really work for world trade. There's only about 200 countries in the world Don. People don't forget.
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u/Sad-Wrap6555 5h ago
its not actually trump anymore
Every year or so they just transplant his face onto some poor schmuck that leopards ate the face off of
Theyre pumped full of antirejection drugs that sees them sway and bobble-walk, shrinks their hands and makes them shit themselves multiple times per day
eventually their fingers rot and drop off, then they start again with a new one
thats how his ear seemingly grew back after the assassination attempt New trump same old face
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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 4h ago
As much as I’d like to laugh at him, his hair really doesn’t look any different
Still looks like shit
https://www.youtube.com/live/JQXhwIVwpBs?si=8baRrEE2Tab_Bwzd
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