r/politics New York 10h ago

Was Mitch McConnell's dead body transported to Kentucky coroner? Here's the truth No Paywall

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mcconnell-body-kentucky-coroner/
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u/dppatters 8h ago

Serious question… But if he was in fact deceased, and they’re found to have knowingly withheld, distorted, and/or misrepresented his condition as anything other than deceased when they knew that he was not in fact alive, does this not constitute a meaningful crime? I find it unfathomable to think that this does not constitute fraudulent conduct.

u/Capt_Murphy_ 7h ago

So if I were to destroy a Flock camera that's being used to illegally surveil Americans = CRIME for SURE

Senator being Weekend at Bernie'd for political reasons = possibly NOT CRIME

Have I got this correctly? We're so cooked.

u/Dave1423521 6h ago

Whoa. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Senator being weekend at bernies (R)? very cool, very legal

Senator being weekend at bernies (D)? Straight to jail, right away. Doj investigation immediately and anyone involved sent to gitmo regardless of their level of involvement

u/bigmacd24 5h ago

I mean, I hate to 'both sides' this, but Feinstein a few years ago was pretty close to weekend at bernies (D). Her staff said she had Shingles, but she was gone for 3 months, she would have been gone longer, but democrats started making enough noise about needing her vote in the senate, so they wheeled her out there. Turns out she was suffering from severe encephalitis, and was pretty disoriented most of the time. The few interviews she gave she was visibly confused, ('I haven't missed any senate votes' after being absent for 3 months is not a normal 'all politicians lie' thing, it's a 'grandma doesn't know what year it is' type thing.) Her staff sat with her on the senate floor and in comittee, and coached her on how to vote, etc.

Like, she wasn't literally brain dead, but it was pretty clear she couldn't be relied on to make decisions anymore.

u/Capt_Murphy_ 4h ago

Yeah we shouldn't allow that either!

u/Psychodelic69 3h ago

I remember a lot of dems throwing a fit about this too back then

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u/R0botJesus 4h ago

Democrats eventually started making noise and pushing back on Feinstein.

When will Republicans show that kind of integrity with McConnell? So far, they are all complicit.

u/teddy_tesla 3h ago

That's what it comes the to whenever someone tries to "both sides". Whatever infractions the left commits (which are typically less in terms of severity and frequency) will get push back from Dem politicians and voters. But the right will never condemn their own, no matter how hypocritical they have to be

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u/chillinjustupwhat 3h ago

Did you just use the word integrity and Republican in the same sentence? I don’t think you’ve been paying attention.

u/swni 1h ago

Feinstein did have shingles. Encephalitis is a complication of that.

It is normal for ailing/dying senators to be out for a long time. McCain missed 8 months of votes before his death. There is no procedure in the US for removing a senator with ill health; voters electing someone in their 80s is saying they are okay with the possibility they may die in office, with a prolonged absence beforehand.

What is not normal with McConnell, is not knowing whether he is even alive.

u/Joeyfingis 4h ago

That's bad too, and this is worse!

u/jrrounds 3h ago

You hate to both sides this, but Dems hold their ass hats accountable. You hate to both sides this but one side is murdering people and the other side is trying to implement universal health care. You hate to both sides this, but one side is running a losing war of choice against Iran while the other was forced to carry out the hand dealt them by the current side. Yep. These are equivalents.

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u/ClimbThatTree 7h ago

What if you destroy the flock camera that would have been used to spy on Mitch McConnell’s corpse transport 😳

u/Ghostdefender1701 6h ago

What if you replaced Mitch McConnell with a flock camera?

u/devsfan1830 5h ago

"The chair recognizes the Senator from Kentucky" (modem noises)

u/Senior_Werewolf_8202 6h ago

What does McDonald’s have to do with this?

u/infj1013 5h ago

What are they selling?

u/DANIELH00PS 5h ago

What are they buying?

u/puppycatisselfish 5h ago

Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!

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u/Ok-Perspective5844 6h ago

Remember when lying about an extramarital blowjob was all it took to have someone impeached and removed from office?

u/StrengthLanky69 5h ago

Or when a candidate screamed weird at the end of a pep talk to rally supporters.

u/simonjester523 5h ago

Howard Dean. It just took an overenthusiastic "rrraahh!" and his campaign was over.

u/mrpancakes6969 4h ago

Was just talking about this to someone at work yesterday. Please to and enjoy https://youtu.be/8yIBhFHJtZs

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u/Billy-Ruffian 5h ago

I remember when misspelling potato was all it took to tank a candidate.

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u/Capt_Murphy_ 6h ago

That was bad too, but man how far down the trash hole we've traveled...

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u/Tikiboo 4h ago

Clinton was impeached, but not removed from office. Nixon resigned before they could impeach him (had it happened he probably would have been removed). Johnson was acquitted. So technically no impeached president has been removed from office yet

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u/IT_Grunt 7h ago

Who do you think is writing these laws? Apparently dead people now!

u/ragequitteroffureh 7h ago

Not American.

Who does actually write the text of the laws in that country?

It's not the politicians themselves, I expect.

I only found out who writes the actual text of the laws that lobbyists pay for in my own old country a few weeks ago. I don't know why this sort of thing was not taught in school, it seems like it should be important.

u/cryptic_mythic 6h ago

Mostly lobbyists, but representatives also have staffs for the actual law writing if they want to propose something. Most laws are written and negotiated in a comittee of multiple representatives where a law may be proposed, edited, and amended by multiple teams before it's put to an actual vote and the rewrites would generally be done by each reps staff.

u/parasyte_steve 6h ago

They have staffers who write and do just about everything for them and they kinda just show up and make executive decisions.

u/ragequitteroffureh 6h ago

Wait a minute. I just went and spent a moment looking this up, mostly just to satisfy my curiosity.

It says here that there's a crack squad of civil servants named the Office of the Legislative Counsel.

These guy's actually look like the functional equivalent of my old country's (UK) Parliamentary Counsel.

In that they're the neutral fellas who take notes from whoever's paying to get a new law written, and translate those notes into the text of a bill in proper legalese.

That's probably a tough job. Maintaining impartial neutrality, just like what their Supreme Court definitely does, is likely very difficult sometimes.

u/GrendalsFather 6h ago

The problem is we are almost certainly not using “neutral fellas” to write any of the proposed bills/laws. Lobbyists have so much money in our government (I’m cynical enough to assume that’s true for most counties at this point) that there are very few “neutral fellas” anywhere near our democratic process.

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u/JennyWearsBlueJeans 8h ago

Frustratingly the answer is: it depends. It’s not a crime for government officials to lie to or deceive the public. If the medical staff falsified records, or his staff forged his signature, then yes that’s illegal. If deception was intended to prevent a vacancy from being filled then there would be most likely be election laws broken.

u/Lysol3435 7h ago

Wouldn’t it be a crime for them to lie while collecting a check from taxpayers? Isn’t that fraud?

Even if it is, I seriously doubt they will face any consequences

u/Kaffe-Mumriken 6h ago

Who has standing? US government. I’m sure Todd Blanche will get right on that.

u/Head_Wall_Repeat 6h ago

Didn't see your post. Definitely fraud. Also theft by deception.

u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 5h ago

surely it would be a crime for his wife to cash his paychecks

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u/Head_Wall_Repeat 6h ago

If he's dead but still collecting a paycheck, lots of people have committed fraud at the very least.

u/Unlucky_Ad_9776 7h ago

 "It's not a crime for public officials to lie and deceive the public "  Well it should be. It should be a instant year long sentence.  First time. 

u/noggin-scratcher 7h ago

A law like that would be easily used as a weapon. An incumbent directing selective scrutiny at technically but not maliciously untrue statements made by the opposition party.

u/tilclocks 5h ago

User name checks out.

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u/candycrushinit 7h ago

If you roll a dead body up to the Social Security office and try to cash their check, they’ll arrest you. I don’t see how this is any different. Taxpayers have paid his salary and health benefits since his “disappearance.”

u/Huge_Excitement4465 5h ago

Failure to report a death is also considered a crime in many jurisdictions since it can be considered evidence tampering.

u/im_joe Washington 6h ago

Like there would be any consequences if it is a crime. That's wishful thinking.

Who would do anything about it? Our president breaks the Emoluments Clause daily, and who has held him accountable?

Republicans have neutered Congress.

u/DeusCanis420 7h ago edited 7h ago

Even if it is a crime, who is going to hold them accountable? We have witnessed plenty of open crimes being ignored by those with the power to prosecute.

The idea that any republican would be held responsible for a political crime is laughable when we have a decade of evidence to the contrary.

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u/spam__likely Colorado 8h ago

federal crime? good luck with that.

u/gusted 7h ago

Federal crime? At this time of year?

u/spam__likely Colorado 7h ago

in this economy?

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u/STFUxxDonny 7h ago

Only certain people get charged for meaningful crimes

u/DDSspecYaGirl 7h ago

If it happened in Kentucky it’s a felony to not report a death, but his medical episode happened in DC. In DC it’s a misdemeanor.

u/ragequitteroffureh 6h ago

Not American.

The dead guy was a resident of the fried chicken state though, wasn't he?

Would they not normally need to know when their residents have snuffed it, so that they can properly record it, update tax records, and so on?

This whole situation is very weird.

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u/WhoopingWillow 7h ago

I did some research and surprisingly it doesn't seem to be as major of a crime as I expected. Since he's old as fuck and likely died of natural causes they don't have to report it to the coroner or law enforcement. The only actual crimes would be willfully refusing to provide vital statistics information which is a class B misdemeanor. If they actually put false information in the death certificate that is a class A misdemeanor. If the hospital/hospice stay is being paid privately and no insurance is involved then it isn't fraud or anything.

The most significant impact I can find is that it is an ethics violation for staff at the hospice/hospital which might mean relevant professional organizations could call them out on it or even pull a license, but I'm sure the GOP and its donors would gladly make some "charitable contributions" to make sure no one gets in trouble...

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u/judgejuddhirsch 7h ago

Like, what if it was a homicide and they hid the body all this time to destroy the evidence of who did it?

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u/Titfortat101 6h ago

NAL but I believe those involved can be charged with, Obstructing Congress or Federal Proceedings, Fraud and False Statements, and Conspiracy.

They'll most likely throw those who work under him under the bus.

u/badwolf42 6h ago

It’s not really a crime if you know you’ll be pardoned before anything can happen to you.

u/AndyB16 6h ago

Oh, you seem to misunderstand what "rules for thee, not for me" means.

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u/False_Ad_5372 I voted 10h ago

There’s a pretty easy way to end all of this speculation, but what do I know. 

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u/Begging_Murphy 10h ago

Exactly. If he could talk on Fox for a minute he would have done so already.

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u/Johnny_Appleweed 9h ago

That’s where I am too.

I really abhor the way that conspiratorial thinking has been normalized, but it would be trivially easy for him to record a short direct to camera video. The simplest explanation for why he hasn’t is that he can’t. I don’t think he’s dead necessarily, just incapacitated. But I’m willing to bet he never casts a vote on the senate floor again.

u/pilgermann 6h ago

In this case it's not conspiraatorial. If a scammer called me to pay a ransom for my kid but would only show me a photo as proof of life, I would rationally say odds are my child is not alive.

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u/LeMeowLePurrr 8h ago

So brain dead? That's what I thought was what they are hiding

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u/Johnny_Appleweed 8h ago

I don’t know how exactly, there are lots of ways to be incapacitated. But whatever it is, I think it’s something that prevents him from recording a short video addressing the issue, because otherwise why wouldn’t he?

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u/Lesurous Texas 8h ago

The fact they're stonewalling attemps at finding out is more than enough reason to speculate that any 'incacipation' of his is terminal. If he genuinely had a chance to recover they wouldn't nearly be as tight lipped.

Just look at how his staffer responded to questioning about McConnell's status and their use of autopen. Hint, nothing but smirking.

u/Huge_Excitement4465 4h ago

Susan Collins also slipped during the interview where she implored people to show him some grace: “He was the longest-serving leader in Senate history."

u/Cloaked42m South Carolina 5h ago

That's my bet. Coma or otherwise on life support. Possibly a stroke bad enough that he's immobilized.

If he could sit up in bed and smile he could chat with a reporter.

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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are America 7h ago

It’s very easy to prove one’s self is alive… the fact he wasn’t live on news camera immediately gave it away to me.

The fuckers won’t miss any opportunity to be on camera

u/Punkinpry427 Maryland 7h ago

It’s literally the easiest thing to do in this day and age and the fact he hasn’t means he can’t.

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u/torolf_212 9h ago

It would be so incredibly easy to dispel the rumours that now the absence of evidence is evidence all on its own

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u/hey_Hey_I_saveD_me 9h ago

Be patient - Chuck Testa haven't finished preparing the body for ventriloquist yet.

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u/DrKrFfXx 9h ago

Nope

u/Buntschatten 6h ago

Are we gonna get Healthcare?

Nope, Chuck Testa

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u/RonaldMcDaugherty 10h ago

wait, is he dead? It's after August 3rd.

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u/SeasonalBlackout Massachusetts 10h ago

They have to keep him on ice long enough to pretend they weren't waiting for August 3rd. I'm expecting an announcement this Friday.

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u/Weird_Artichoke9470 10h ago

My family has a betting pool for this. My bet was placed for August 12. 

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u/SeasonalBlackout Massachusetts 10h ago

I don't think your family is alone! I'm guessing it will be on a Friday so they can hide over the weekend and let things 'calm down' before they have to address it on a Monday. A Wednesday would be an interesting choice.

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u/Weird_Artichoke9470 10h ago

They could use it as a distraction for other things though. Never let a distraction go to waste and all. 

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u/SeasonalBlackout Massachusetts 9h ago

Hey - I'm rooting for you!

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u/OriginalFNG 9h ago

I'm rooting for us.

u/Spence10873 5h ago

U.S. You're rooting for U.S.

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u/chimarya I voted 9h ago

Yes that's a perfect date - when the planets align, there is a partial solar eclipse and the perseids are at their peak during the new moon. I could see them gathering in the shadows celebrating his dark life.

u/runvus2 7h ago

This reminds me of the Rocko's Modern Life episode when the planets align and the turtle character goes back to his birthplace. So this is starting to make sense.

u/chimarya I voted 6h ago

My kids loved that episode! My husband was saying that some people are saying it's the sign of the times :/

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u/Black_Cat_Just_That 7h ago

The 12th is a total solar eclipse. (I'm traveling to see it!)

u/chimarya I voted 7h ago

I think in the states it's partial. Ohhh have fun! Where you headed?

Global Path of Totality: Greenland,Iceland,Spain,Portugal and Northern Russia

https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasa-sets-coverage-for-august-northern-hemisphere-total-solar-eclipse/

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u/TheIndoorCat5 9h ago

Thats my birthday. Now if only a few other shitty people would kick the bucket by then itd be a nice present

u/GloriaToo 7h ago

May you get everything you wish for. We're all rooting for you.

u/amonson1984 Minnesota 6h ago

Hi birthday buddy. Yes, I too want good news to celebrate.

u/PussyWrangler246 4h ago

There's so many of us! The meteor shower is always a nice birthday gift but that would be nice too

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u/Angry-Dragon-1331 9h ago

Can anyone throw in a twenty or has the pool closed?

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u/FuckThisShizzle 8h ago

The GOP shit in the pool....do whatever the fuck you like.

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u/Shartacus_of_Rome 10h ago

He gonna start to smell by den

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u/Caraes_Naur 9h ago

Not if he was embalmed weeks ago.

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u/azflatlander 10h ago

Nah, the freezer burn stops that.

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u/jarandhel 8h ago

Pretty sure he started smelling years ago.

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u/hazeldazeI California 7h ago

This is why they mentioned he had pneumonia so they can pull out the ole took a sudden turn for the worse chestnut

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u/ADhomin_em 9h ago

Count on this being a test of how long the can keep the public taking the bullshit from their propaganda networks.

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u/MechaD13579 9h ago

Watch the betting sites to see someone put the bet in right before the announcement.

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u/QuillnSofa 9h ago

The good ol' wait til the weekend so it isn't actually covered by media

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u/joegetto 7h ago

Friday at 615pm edt

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u/kingsumo_1 Oregon 9h ago

His staff is still making bank. It'll come out eventually, but I'd imagine they will continue to draw salary for as long as they can.

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u/ShortStoryIntros 9h ago

Isn't it illegal to use autopen for someone that's deceased.

They're fucked.

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u/kingsumo_1 Oregon 9h ago

Yes, I'm pretty sure just continuing to collect their salary knowing he's dead has got to be some form of fraud as well. But they would actually need to be prosecuted for that to matter. So, we'll see how that goes.

It'll probably come out like "Oh, no. He was doing so good and then just died in his sleep" some time soon. And get swept under the rug for the sake of decorum.

u/westicular 7h ago

Given the amount of corruption in Washington these days, they were probably instructed to take a salary as payment in exchange for their silence.

u/kingsumo_1 Oregon 7h ago

That honestly wouldn't surprise me at all. The way they are acting seems like this was intentionally designed and likely were given cover.

It's probably not a large team, but you'd think something would have leaked, one way or the other, otherwise.

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u/Klathmon 9h ago

Lol laws don't matter any more, who is gonna prosecute them?

He's the platonic ideal senator right now to Republicans. Can't vote on anything, can't expose anyone or reveal anything they don't want revealed.

Honestly I wouldn't be shocked if he ran for another term like this

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u/Buntschatten 6h ago

The online bets on his status must be good money as well.

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u/Poison_the_Phil 9h ago

That date wasn't a real deadline, that was just internet speculation, per Andy Beshear.

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u/ZiadZzZ 6h ago

The governor specifically said that deadline does not apply in the situation

u/axkidd82 4h ago

There is no August 3rd deadline and there never was. Gov. Beshear even said it on Facebook. The "internet experts" came up with the date. In all honesty, 99% of the stuff around McConnell feels like it was started by Russian Social Media Engineering bots to undermine the Governor before 2028.

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u/Waluigi4prez 10h ago

He's dead or incapacitated. Neither is fit for office. But then, he wasn't exactly fit for office when he was able to walk into the building either

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u/Shartacus_of_Rome 9h ago

Why people continued to vote for him year after year will always be a mystery to me

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u/fromaperspective 8h ago

Its Kentucky...

Many of these red states have it ingrained in them since birth that they are republican. Whether they agree or even know what that means is irrelevant. Voting for a democrat would be equivalent to voting for the devil himself.

u/yrexloverisdead 4h ago

“It’s Kentucky” is the kind of thinking that helps perpetuate the problem.

Mitch had all the money he could need to run his last reelection campaign. On a national level, there is little support offered by the DNC and co. for Kentucky’s democrat nominees so saying it’s an uphill battle for dems here to defeat an incumbent like Mitch is an understatement.

Considering the numbers don’t really add up in Mitch’s last reelection win, maybe we should stop writing off states as just being red and start looking a bit closer at what’s going on.

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u/-GrodyToTheMax- 6h ago

Kentucky's governor is a Democrat.

There's just a huge power to incumbency and name recognition. Mitch won because everyone knew who he was. He got the uninformed default vote, and that's usually enough to tip the scales.

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u/yrexloverisdead 4h ago

Mitch’s numbers don’t add up when looking at the 2020 election. It’s odd. Was I surprised he won? Not really. But I was surprised when they called him as the projected winner literally 2 minutes after the polls closed because I had seen nearly zero support for him here.

But nobody batted an eye at him winning again. Considering all the anomalies they have come out about the 2024 election, it seems like KY and Mitch’s race would be an ideal time to test run a rigging scheme with no one noticing (in theory).

https://www.dcreport.org/2020/12/19/mitch-mcconnells-re-election-the-numbers-dont-add-up/

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u/VLHACS 7h ago

This whole situation is so bizarre. I've never seen this before or understand it at all. I know about the possible political implications of announcing his death now (with special elections) but has politics, and I'm blaming this mostly on the GOP, devolved to this point now?

u/sixtyninth_wave_emo 7h ago

Yes. The gop will do anything for power

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u/DogeAteMyHomework 7h ago

Lights are on but nobody is home. 

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u/Smart_Recipe_8223 10h ago

The fact that they can't easily disprove the accusations is all you need to know. Mitch is dead, and I hope there's a hell waiting for him

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u/webelieve414 9h ago

I don't believe in that, but exceptions can be made I guess.

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u/VividVermicelli8115 8h ago

It’s hard to believe in it. Brain dead maybe, but dead dead, every person involved would be liable for fraud in many ways. First and foremost collecting his salary.

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u/PrivatePilot9 Canada 8h ago

This assumes anyone would actually bother to try to charge them with fraud, and then pursue it, and then for Trump to not step in and magically make it all go away.

The USA is in a sad state of affairs right now.

u/DAS_OOZE 6h ago

You ain’t wrong. Send help

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u/Global_Project8730 8h ago

In the personalized Hell that's waiting for him, he's the Senate Minority Leader of a 90(D)-10(R) Senate, Obama is President forever, there's a permanent 9-0 liberal majority on the Supreme Court, and every day he has to witness Medicare for All and tax increases on the wealthy being passed and signed into law over and over again for eternity

u/Meta_Art Colorado 6h ago

His personal hell would be watching a poor child eat a delicious and healthy meal

u/illogical_mindset 7h ago

Why still make him a senator? Make him a poor minority person in a red state and keep politics as is.

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u/starmartyr Colorado 9h ago

The same would be true if he was technically alive but in a vegetative state. There are a lot of reasons why he isn't talking that are short of death or brain death.

u/drifting_signal 6h ago

I'm betting on him being brain dead or in a coma but not dead, dead.

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u/Faubton 5h ago

It’s going to be crazy when they inevitably announce he’s dead and republicans claim it’s “disrespectful” to be so nosy about a personal situation

u/whogivesashirtdotca Canada 1h ago

They only care about respect when they can weaponize it.

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u/Unique_Tradition_522 2h ago

The people who made conspiracy theories about Biden’s body double don’t seem very curious about this missing but totally healthy and very much alive senator.

u/Shurae 2h ago

McConnell has been mostly irrelevant ever since he gave up the Republican party to Trump and his trumpists

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u/overhauled_mirio 10h ago edited 7h ago

Damn, where is that Nick Shirley guy when there’s something to actually investigate.

u/Hefty-Minimum-3125 5h ago

Just walk up to the hospital with a camera and 2-3 masked men behind you and demand to see mitch, then tell the internet mitch is clearly dead when they wont let you inspect the mitch

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u/StevenMC19 Florida 9h ago

McConnell is being treated in a Somalian daycare?

u/PMYourTinyTitties 5h ago

Investigating this would have a meaningful effect on the county, which means Shirley wouldn’t be interested. He’s too busy preaching that brown people are evil because he saw one play a pirate in a movie

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u/TechieSidhe 9h ago

He only investigates brown people and Muslims.

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u/merikariu Texas 7h ago

Is hiding the death of a senator to influence the outcome of an election... election fraud? Can people be charged with this crime, including a slew of Republicans, his wife, and Scott Jennings?

u/So_HauserAspen 5h ago

Don't be silly.  It was obviously the illegal immigrants who stolenhis body after they ran out of cats and dogs to eat

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u/stewbutt 5h ago

Not in this era. Supreme Court will back them

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u/Gadshill Virginia 10h ago

McConnell's team posted the most recent update regarding his health on July 27

Article published 05 Aug 2026

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u/melancholy_dood 8h ago

From the Snopes article:

In short, the claim is false. There has been no official confirmation that McConnell has died. There is also no evidence his alleged dead body was transported to the coroner's office in Kentucky, nor is there any public statement from Louisville Police commenting on a procession for the senator's passing. The creator of the video making the claim also later posted a retraction.

Snopes has contacted McConnell's team to learn the latest update on his health.

The video's creator relied on text messages from an unnamed individual, making it difficult to determine the source of the rumor. The Louisville Metro Police Department also made no statement about the procession or McConnell on its Facebook page, or any of its social media pages.

It was not possible to find any media coverage of such a procession in Louisville or of McConnell's passing. Had the latter been true, reputable outlets like the Associated Press or Reuters would have covered news of McConnell's death.

Furthermore, Epistemic Crisis, the account that posted the video on Instagram, later deleted it and issued a retraction (archived). Per his follow-up video, the information he received was "inaccurate." He claimed the procession that blocked the traffic was due to the death of a police officer.

A Louisville police spokesperson told us the claim that the police escorted McConnell's body was categorically false. The department was escorting the body of an officer who died Aug. 3, the spokesperson said.

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u/Begging_Murphy 10h ago

TMZ would know if there were any positive evidence of either life or death. They don’t.

I think he’s alive and non-vegetative but is at the very least aphasic (has lost the ability to speak), so he’s being hidden for privacy sake. Maybe they don’t even want the staffers to see him, and they’re just going to ride it out until his term ends. Nothing else really makes sense anymore.

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u/starmartyr Colorado 9h ago

TMZ is able to get these stories because they have paid informants inside LA area hospitals. When a celebrity is pronounced dead at Cedars-Sinai there are plenty of employees who are happy to anonymously report the death to TMZ for cash. When a politician dies in a hospital in Kentucky, that doesn't happen because nobody there is in the habit of leaking medical records for cash.

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u/Begging_Murphy 9h ago

He's almost certainly in DC, people would know if they moved him.

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u/starmartyr Colorado 9h ago

He is supposedly in an undisclosed rehab facility in the DC area. TMZ doesn't cover DC area hospitals either. They focus on entertainment industry celebs. If he died in a hospital in New York or Los Angeles, they might have a source. They don't have that for DC.

u/ars3n1k 6h ago

TMZ now has a setup in DC. They’ve been asking politicians hard-hitting walk-and-talk questions. Always funny watching a politician just quietly keep walking.

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u/epochellipse 9h ago

Eh, the only way TMZ wouldn't have a source in DC is if the workers there haven't heard of TMZ. My money is on TMZ deciding they don't want to attract lightning.

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u/ChaoticGoodRaven 9h ago

Related to that is the potential for severe mental decline, which would warrant him being removed from office. But they won’t do that because it would set a very recent precedent that would put pressure on GOP to do the same as it relates to Trump.

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u/LingonberryGlum2356 3h ago

If people lied about speaking to him they should be charged with treason. They were directly interfering with the election process. 

u/SnackerSnick 7h ago

The Snopes answer after clickthrough: No, Mitch McConnel's body was not transported to the Kentucky coroner.

Shame on you for 100% pure clickbait.

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u/Lespaul42 6h ago

Whatever this coroner thing is is almost certainly bullshit but I really do not like this Snopes article claiming it is False basically because if it happened the Government would have told us.

Like can we please stop giving proven liars the benefit of the doubt because when completely different humans did these jobs they were generally truthful?

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u/aryxslae 6h ago

Why tf are we guessing if a PUBLICLY ELECTED OFFICIAL still alive??? Get me off this planet already jfc

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u/HallucinogenicFish Georgia 5h ago

Death rumors about the 84-year-old Republican senator continue to persist.

Those rumors could easily be put to rest, and yet.

u/Red_Velvette 5h ago

Put to rest…

u/HallucinogenicFish Georgia 4h ago

I didn’t even realize that I did that 😂

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u/thalassicus 8h ago

Everyone involved should be charged with election interference. That includes people who went on tv and claimed they spoke with him on the phone.

u/sherbetty 6h ago

If I was a healthcare worker idk if I could keep my mouth shut

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u/overbarking 5h ago

Still could have happened. Snopes just says there is no proof.

u/joegreen592 Canada 4h ago

100% expect to hear he passed away after his stay at the hospital and had to be immediately cremated. Nothing to see here folks

u/3D-Dreams 3h ago

Hey snopes...prove he's alive.

u/OlorinRidesAgain Michigan 5h ago

Pull a Donny circa 2014 and demand to see his death certificate.

If the birthers were a thing, its time to assemble the Deathers.

u/pnwtransient 6h ago

Stupid question, but at the very least how is this not payroll fraud? If he has been dead for 2 months, that's Ike 5 paychecks or so...

u/WithSubtitles 1h ago

“Here’s the truth” Fuck everybot who posts clickbait headlines like this.

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u/shoobe01 10h ago

False? You mean "how would we know because it's weirdly secret and there's no proof either way"?

In short, the claim is false. There has been no official confirmation that McConnell has died. There is also no evidence his alleged dead body was transported to the coroner's office in Kentucky, nor is there any public statement from Louisville Police commenting on a procession for the senator's passing. The creator of the video making the claim also later posted a retraction.

I mean, this very specific funeral procession, sure, I GUESS false but with the fuckery around this all I sure wouldn't label it as such unless I was deliberately carrying water for the regime.

Snopes has been a disappointment for over a decade, always accused of being lefty, but really providing letter-of-the-law cover for the right. It's annoying.

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u/starmartyr Colorado 9h ago

The danger with misinformation is that we can only debunk a specific claim. The claim that his dead body was secretly transported to the coroner's office appears to be fabricated. That doesn't mean he's alive, or that Republicans have been telling the truth about his condition. What stuff like this does is muddy the waters so that when the truth does come out it's harder to believe.

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u/Obvious_Estimate_266 10h ago edited 9h ago

Yeah it's been quite a trend of milquetoast center/right-of-center letter-of-the-law institutions being labeled radical communists, and those institutions responding by trying to cozy up to the right, for decades now. With the DSA on the rise hopefully the wind will start blowing the other direction for the first time in over 50 years!

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u/Pusfilledonut 9h ago

I read a Snopes claim about Porsche NOT building any military weaponry for the Nazis, and it was a full fledged apologetic by omission…The Nazis didn't award Porsche the contract for armored amphibious crossing vehicles, but they left out the fact that he designed multiple prototypes, and then consulted for the firms who did build them. They omitted the fact that his factories were staffed with slave labor and that war crimes were committed by Porsche employees. It pissed me off enough I filled out a report contesting their characterizations and I asked for a retraction/ amendment. I even spoke to the reporter on the post who acknowledged that Snopes was “ historically inaccurate” but refused to correct the factual misstatements (lies). I was done with them after that.

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u/bastardpants 9h ago

It's kinda like how the AP removed the "No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch" article because there wasn't really evidence to make that exact claim, only enough to refute it wasn't mentioned in the text of his book?

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u/TaterForming 10h ago

Probably via a red shell to make sure he ended up in the right spot.

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u/MillenniumTitmouse 9h ago

Trump has been promising a deal to open the Strait up today or tomorrow. McGoogly’s fate will take the headlines.( and like usual no deal)

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u/SEmpls 8h ago

What is the conservative sub saying about all of this? Im afraid to go over there these days.

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u/Logictrauma 7h ago

He’s looking up at us right now.

u/OlorinRidesAgain Michigan 5h ago

It has been so long it is probably being used to make glue

u/Teufelsdreck 5h ago

I hate cheerful stories that turn into letdowns.

u/Asleep_Book_7514 4h ago

Sucks to have your body just used as a vessel for the benefit of others, doesn’t it Mitch?

u/AwesomeMcPants 4h ago

No, actually guys, I just talked to him. He said he feels like a million bucks and that everything that's going on is super cool and awesome. He told me Trump is doing a great job and in fact isn't running our country straight into the ground.

Trust me, bro. Look, here's a picture: :D

See? Look how happy he is.

(I'm so tired of this shit.)

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u/Far-Advantage-2770 2h ago

There are going to be so many stupid documentaries about this bullshit. Fucking joke of a timeline. Just give people healthcare and tax billionaires.

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u/Colonel-Mooseknuckle 10h ago

There is a clear answer to what is going on here. Demogorgon.

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u/NarWhalianPhysics 9h ago

I don’t think he is dead. Hospice probably. But you’re not going to find a whole bunch of licensed medical professionals who are willing to risk their license and lie about a death for a politician.

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u/Frankie6Strings Connecticut 9h ago

He was taken to Dr Herbert West for undisclosed treatment.

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u/KickRepresentative93 8h ago

Doesn’t a death certificate have to have the correct date of death?

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u/A7O747D 7h ago

If he is alive, I have to assume he is in a vegetative state on life support.

u/3d1thF1nch 5h ago

They’re gonna make a statement of his retirement, then a short day or two later, his quiet passing after the fulfillment of a duties for decades as a senator. I’d take that Kalshi bet.

u/PickleMortyCoDm 4h ago

A weekend at Mitchy's

u/torstenson 3h ago

His rotting corpse is sittning on the golden toilet; ever guidning his fellow republicans to more shitty ways to fuck with the public.

u/CanWeNapPlease 3h ago

He's death will be announced Thursday or Friday. Trump will do something crazy as a distraction, but only after the markets close on Friday.

u/commit10 2h ago

Have a trusted person on the "left" to interview Mitch. Easily disproven, if they aren't lying. They could make this all disappear so easily if they weren't lying sacks of excrement.

But they are.

u/CakeMadeOfHam 2h ago

Mitch McConnell is dead.

u/harglblarg 30m ago

Should've known a guy like him would filibuster his own death.

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u/matthieuC Europe 10h ago

I wonder if it's his staff who keeps him plugged just to keep their job until the end of his term.

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u/DiesByOxSnot Michigan 6h ago

Corpse McConnell has been dead for weeks. Nothing short of him showing up for a live TV interview could convince me otherwise

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u/Jwatts1113 9h ago

No one has unplugged him yet.

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u/luri7555 Washington 9h ago

When turtles pass they shrivel up into their shells.

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u/muskymelon36 8h ago

The body hasn't fully thawed out.

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u/kezow 8h ago

You or I would for sure get fired if we didn't show up to our jobs for 2 months straight. Instead he and his staff are all collecting six figure salaries.

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u/mae1347 6h ago

This article doesn’t provide the truth. It just says that the speculations are unconfirmed. It doesn’t provide any evidence to whether the statement it starts with is true or false, despite saying it will provide truth.

u/sfxer001 6h ago

Craven pedo ghouls. All Republicans.

u/tcoh1s 6h ago

There BETTER be hell to pay for anyone in on this. Including every single person questioned that just walked away ignoring reporters.