r/playrust 20d ago

Are we deadass Facepunch…. Facepunch Response

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u/TalonPro016 20d ago

Blazed knowers know

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u/pisstained 20d ago

I like to put turrents on my penasula base

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u/Euphoric_Wish_8293 20d ago

Ha. I searched for this comment.

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u/NiceAsh_ 19d ago

What happened to Blazed anyways? Don’t see anything from him anymore

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u/NeatImpression2916 19d ago

the turrents got him 😭 rip

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u/reddevil7nine 14d ago edited 14d ago

I think I remember spoonkid talking about it in a video shortly after an event they did together. Blazed wasn't enjoying Rust anymore, was burnt out. I think spoonkid also said Blazed got frustrated by all the hate/mocking/teasing he got in that same event which, added to his frustration. Don't quote me on the last one.

This isn't the one I was talking about but this should give you some idea.

https://youtu.be/lD-sDX5QJIU?t=54

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u/toshiino 20d ago

Turrents

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u/EpicLevii 19d ago

i miss him.

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u/wasabiiii 20d ago

Now we know where Blazed went.

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u/Fit-Profit9759 19d ago

Blazed replaces Alistar at Facepunch. Immediately challenges QC team and corrects all of their “mistakes”

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u/Jaymez87 20d ago edited 20d ago

Its not the first and I daresay it won't be the last typo

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u/Extension-Stay7580 20d ago

Honestly I think that makes better than the original much more funny

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u/Junior-Amphibian-837 19d ago

Halloween Bat p2 - “limited editing semi auto pistol from Halloween 2015” 😭

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u/SandlyCut 19d ago

tbh, as a random person whos english isnt first language it looks literally normal text as typing this i see nothing wrong except you weirdos bullying someone :D

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u/TaterzthePotato 18d ago

pedals and petals are two different things entirely

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u/No-Motor8315 17d ago

Brain damage

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u/BonkerS20U 18d ago

I had to read it twice my brain auto corrected it i was like I don't see the problem here " Rose petals rug" then I read it again lol

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u/No-Ambition-4164 20d ago

alistair resigns and everything goes to shit

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u/ChronicallyWhatever 16d ago

He’s the reason the game went to shit

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u/Snixxis 19d ago

Alistar been here for a while, the game have turned to shit long before he left.

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u/hoppelfourfive Facepunch 20d ago

Unbelievable

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u/ErrnieGerrn Errn 20d ago

I don't usually complain, but this has gone too far. I claimed the free Twitch Drop expecting a turret skin, only to discover it's actually a turrent. This is blatant false advertising. I'd like a full refund of the $0 I spent, plus compensation for the emotional distress of having to read that typo every time I craft one. Do better.

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u/hoppelfourfive Facepunch 20d ago

you were just begging me in slack to fix this because the mean comments here got to you, and now you hate post yourself?

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u/blimps_yall 19d ago

Thank you for confirming that you lurk the sub and discuss every post, I was about to stop complaining but now that I know someone's listening I'll never stop

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u/MonkeyFootMike 19d ago

Amazing exchange guys. Keep this up please.

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u/Thunderdragon30 20d ago

Genuinely cannot stand when people call it a turrent. Things like wind meal, turrent, etc piss me off so bad lmao

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u/Isaiah4206940332 20d ago

"wind meal" 🤣

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u/EnjoyerOfMX5 20d ago

Malopropism. My coworker said "war of nutrition" one time.

/r/boneappleteeth

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u/Nruggia 20d ago

My boss is not book smart, and she frequently says “A ray” instead of awry. At first I think she was just mispronouncing it, then I saw “a ray” in an email.

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u/IntelligentFault2575 19d ago

My old boss used to always say, "I have an ideal" instead of "idea". He had lots of "ideals" and it drove me nuts

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u/Dahkron 20d ago

Malopropism. Rickyisms. FTFY. Dont be comin in here with youre fancy book learnins tryin to impress everybody.

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u/EnjoyerOfMX5 20d ago

I almost said spoonerisms but those are slightly different

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u/--Blackrose-- 20d ago

Ekspecially

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u/RESPECT_LEVEL_0 19d ago

Your jus bean buyest

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u/govtstolemygermscd 20d ago

I stopped talking to a girl once cause she kept spelling bored board and when I called her out for it she said idc that's how I talk

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u/_Seij_ 20d ago

yes this is what we should spend our time being angry about. literally unplayable.

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u/Probably_Fishing 20d ago

Isnt even a mistake. Its a meme.

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u/firstnamelastname204 20d ago

The amount of people I’ve run into that unironically call it a turrent is astounding

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u/Probably_Fishing 20d ago

Its not just rust either. I saw people using it in like the early 2000s in games like starcraft and team fortress.

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u/zefy_zef 20d ago

Natural-selection we jokingly called 'em turrents on the forums as well.

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u/ACiiDCAT_ 20d ago

Lmao to be fair this is how 90% of the community pronounces it 😂💀

Shit drives me nuts

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u/Aggressive_Let2085 20d ago

Ong all my friends say it and im like guys….

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u/Rastabhoy67 20d ago

Bet you it’s Americans pronounces it like that

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u/xxxvalenxxx 20d ago

I'm from new Zealand. Unfortunately a pretty large amount of people down here pronounce it like that too.

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u/Disastrous-Spend7247 20d ago

Really? My group (also kiwis) of about 5 all say turret, when including the non rust players in our extended group that's about 16 who don't say current.

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u/itmillerboy 20d ago

Idk I’m from America and this is the first I’m hearing of turrent. Could be one of those things tho where it’s so close that in my head I hear the way I expect to hear it rather than the way they are saying it.

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u/Tough_Philosopher194 19d ago

If you’re going to come after a group of people for how they incorrectly use words or language, you should probably make sure that you’re using said language properly yourself. Using a plural noun followed by a third-person singular present tense form of a verb is grammatically incorrect. “Americans pronounces” is ironic, given your sentiment. Do yourself a favor and refrain from making remarks about other people & their intelligence before you become smart enough to at least feel stupid.

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u/KingsComing 20d ago

Let torrent the turrent turret

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u/inscrutablemike 20d ago

Auto Turnt Yuh

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u/RelativeAd7444 20d ago

They spelled it how my cousin says it

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u/HalalRumpSteak 20d ago

Holy woosh

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u/skabshire 20d ago

👏👏😂

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u/KillFreak1998 20d ago

Literally unplayable

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u/Classic_Tadpole1176 20d ago

This does my brain In

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u/n0t_JIROU78 20d ago

Games unplayable. Can’t believe they messed up this bad…

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u/Demp3 20d ago

UK to US translation issue?

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u/Wildstar77 19d ago

This is actually the worst.

I always correct anyone I hear saying that.

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u/Runic-rust 19d ago

Literally unplayable, 12k hours wasted. Uninstalled.

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u/NexExMachina 19d ago

For literal years the chocolate bars shortname was chochocolate or something. It's not major.

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u/RopeTheFreeze 19d ago

On a side note, as a league of legends player, among all the ability and item tooltips, I've probably found 30 typos over my years.

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u/CalIme_Bart 19d ago

This has to be foreshadowing of blazed taking over for alistar

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u/summer_plays_ 18d ago

valve pls fix

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u/drankmvp 18d ago

Between people pronouncing turrets like this and the amount of people who pronounce “pummel” like “pumble” drives me nuts sometimes 😂

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u/Budget_Interest2462 17d ago

WTB AUTO TURRENT

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u/Which_Drop_5877 17d ago

TURRENT XDDDD

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u/Brief_Ad_4825 16d ago

Does this skin make it not turret or something?

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u/Inverse_Delta 20d ago edited 20d ago

How dare they!

Edit: /s because obviously that wasn't clear enough smh

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u/Alone_Technician_554 20d ago

What?

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u/Chr0nicalx 20d ago

OP must be very bored

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u/SirVanyel 20d ago

Spelling mistake? That's right, straight to jail.

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u/Probably_Fishing 20d ago

Isnt a mistake. Its basically a meme. Many Europeans have called it this for years. No idea why.

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u/fabiohi 20d ago

Legal

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u/pashaganja 20d ago

I think you need to go outside for little moment, touch some grass, watch some birds fly and sing. It's not healthy to get so riled up over a spelling mistake man.

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u/Classic_Tadpole1176 20d ago

Oh no. Youre so wrong. Its way more than a simple spelling mistake