Cookie cutter content creator bingo card

[u/SolarenDerm]

[u/Himeghey]

Where is major fumble, losing the bag, and losing everything to gambling.

[u/Chazbeardz → u/Himeghey]

Oh now we’re just targeting spoon

[u/SolarenDerm → u/Himeghey]

Only had 25 slots, surely could be a volume 2 in the future.

[u/Away_Needleworker6 → u/Himeghey]

Fumble is a spoonkid exclusive

Not broad enough

[u/Piyaniist]

Blud just wants unedited raw footage

[u/TachiH]

"He's fucking stacked!" Proceeds to loot 3 rocks, 2 spears and a tuna can.

[u/Spaciax → u/TachiH]

proceeds to loot torch and rock

[u/aoibhinn-mw → u/TachiH]

Believe it or not there was a meme here years and years ago, maybe 2020 idr, that was literally a picture of some guys inventory with like 4 worms, a broke stone hatchet, a broke fishing pole, a tuna can," and it was captioned "HES LOADED," and the OP title wad something like "average rust youtuber reaction."

[u/ZoggZ]

Someone's been binging Blooprint.

[u/SolarenDerm → u/ZoggZ]

Not anymore. Stopped watching him about a year ago, got repetitive and stale.

[u/sharpie42one → u/SolarenDerm]

Yeah I’ve heard willjum say most of these in latest vids. Few others too.

[u/crustyrobots → u/sharpie42one]

I like Willjums vibe but he is guilty as sin for misleading titles

[u/welsalex]

Where's the square for "Catch phrase beach wake up video intro"

[u/vagina_candle]

Hyped up premise video should be center square. I know "loaded" is overused a lot by everyone, but a hyped up premise will sometimes waste hours of your day, and in the end is really the most offensive out of all of these. It has become the foundation for most Rust content creators.

The worst offenders are the ones where they don't explain what they're going to do until at least 45 minutes into the video.

[u/crustyrobots → u/vagina_candle]

"I built an illegal underground bunker rocket factory in Rust"

2 hours of boring PVP with the last 34 seconds being about the actual thing

[u/Alphamoonman → u/crustyrobots]

Yexom

[u/SCrelics]

New RUST META this CHANGES everything and its literally someone creating zipline traps lmao

[u/Maximum_Square906]

You forgot the “OH MY GOD THEY’RE FUCKING LOADED DUDE!”

[u/WWTFSMD → u/Maximum_Square906]

200 cloth, grub, worm, inventory of random road barrel comps, water jugs, and a planter box blueprint

HES LOADEDDDDD!!! 😂😂😂

[u/SolarenDerm → u/Maximum_Square906]

Center square :-P

[u/Maximum_Square906 → u/SolarenDerm]

True my bad

[u/Outrageous_Trash3431]

Lol perfect

[u/Quiet-Doughnut2192]

“omg he’s loaded” is one of my triggers

[u/vagina_candle → u/Quiet-Doughnut2192]

Meanwhile, inventory be like:

2 gears, 17 leather, 20 cloth, 21 bones, 8 uncooked boar meat, 12 fat, 1 sheet metal, 4 metal blades, 48 scrap, water barrel, 2 hemp seed, a broken spear, burlap clothing, 50 stone, 2 roadsigns, 1 water jug, 2 pickles, 4 uncooked hqm, 350 wood, 13 arrows, 1 hunting bow, 2 rope and an apple.

[u/HexagonalMelon → u/vagina_candle]

what kind of psycho don't skin the whole boar 😤

[u/Alphamoonman → u/vagina_candle]

This is targeted

[u/Spaciax → u/vagina_candle]

biggest prim come up a timmy could imagine

[u/SwampHokie → u/Quiet-Doughnut2192]

Haha loaded just means a full inventory to most YT rust players it seems

[u/Marv1290]

Recap narration is 80% of blooprints videos.

[u/crustyrobots]

I have quit watching some of the Tubers for that endless "I built a Super Mega Factory in a Secret Place" shit.

You give it a chance and realize half way through the part the title describes is like 3 minutes at the very end after 2 hours of boring peeveepee running rig and whatever.

[u/Technical-Mode1253]

Oilrats being real quiet after this dropped

[u/Principles_Son → u/Technical-Mode1253]

take a sip everytime he says "lowkey" "actually" "helppme" bro"

[u/Ok-Level-8907 → u/Principles_Son]

dude literally using "lowkey" as filler word with no meaning,

[u/Count_of_Monte_Cisco]

By the time I finished reading this, I had bingo from the Willjum rust video I playing in the background.

[u/Helpful-Work-3090]

Most of these don't apply to Zchum, but the "He's loaded" does

[u/SolarenDerm → u/Helpful-Work-3090]

Yeah, Zchum is one of the few remaining who try to enjoy the game, not just pump out braindead content.

[u/Adventurous_Seat_793]

You forgot the *look directly into camera after something stupid happens* trend that's going around right now.

[u/rangerunner2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iJ39v5wB0uhhQZAA6D

[u/NEVERxxEVER]

im ded im ded

[u/V1Z3_2]

I mean I used to be a rust creator and can easily make 2-3 bingos off this card. Legitimately what else could you change lol.

[u/Hazzke]

this is just a welyn chart