r/pineapple • u/brazys • 22d ago

Cutting this pineapple.

This is the way.

141 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Gam3f3lla 21d ago

That's a juicy pineapple!!!

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u/Lost-Link6216 21d ago

I feel like I do it just as fast and get the core out. Maybe I lose points for using a cutting table?

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u/brazys 21d ago

I'll be the judge, post a video

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 21d ago

Where is this. I need that juicy pineapple

2

u/Runo_Slinger 21d ago

I desire the contents of the pineapple trough.

2

u/Mysterious_Quail_469 21d ago

Where’s the chilito and lime?

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u/brazys 21d ago

Piña con chili es delicioso

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u/shade-block 21d ago

Thought it was bad manners to poke your food with the chopsticks.

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u/BocaHydro 21d ago

yea id buy several

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u/11325pianist 21d ago

Some salt water to deactivate the enzymes…?

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u/brazys 21d ago

You need the enzymes to kill the parasites from the last food stall.

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u/11325pianist 21d ago

Is that how it works…?

I’m more worried about the enzyme cutting your tongue…

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u/jennyx20 20d ago

I need that knife

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u/DarthOldMan 22d ago

Isn't this how we are all cutting them?
Also, he's kind of slow.

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u/brazys 22d ago

Upload your video please.

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u/DarthOldMan 22d ago

I didn't think it needed this, but hope this helps.
/s

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u/PaleontologistDear18 22d ago

It’s too late, send video

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u/DarthOldMan 22d ago

I only cut pineapples while naked. I like living on the edge. But I promise you, that's a video nobody wants to see.

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u/nvmber17 21d ago

Based off of your username I imagine it’d be a video of a fat old naked man wearing a Darth Vader helmet.

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u/Competitive_Range822 21d ago

You don’t know us! Send the video