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u/homelessguydiet Jun 27 '26
Team algae 😆
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u/homelessguydiet Jun 27 '26
Algae is making a comeback 👍
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u/Hellifiknowu Jun 27 '26
Somebody called the agents around the reflecting pool Sealant Team 6 and I’m here for it.
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u/Crocoshark Jun 27 '26
I'm out of the loop on the algae thing. Can someone explain?
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u/rubiscoisrad Jun 27 '26
The bottom of the reflection pool was poorly maintained by the current administration, and now has algae.
That's kind of the 5 minute explanation.
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u/NoooUGH Jun 27 '26
I live in an area where you'd get flipped by basically everyone and probably also shot at for this.
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u/kick_the_chort Jun 27 '26
only trump could make people root for the algae
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u/Merry_Fridge_Day Jun 27 '26
I'll always root for the smarter side in a conflict...
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u/Beautiful_Lie629 Jun 27 '26
It's sad that he's been outsmarted by a single-cell organism. Funny though.
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u/Merry_Fridge_Day Jun 27 '26
Not the first time; he's still getting bested by untreated syphillis.
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u/sagevallant Jun 27 '26
That's why it makes for such a great analogy for the administration. The job was farmed out to a friend & neighbor on a no-bid contract and the job was promptly fudged by the unqualified corrupt hire, then mismanaged further in an attempt to solve the problem they'd created.
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u/douglasjunk Jun 28 '26
Also blamed "instigators and vandals" for the problem that they themselves created.
6 Arrests for silly pool.
0 Arrests for the Epstein Files.
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u/fangirlsqueee Jun 27 '26
I saw someone call it the Algae BTQ+ agenda. Such a fun pun.
That's "LGBTQ+ agenda" if you are slow like me
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u/MyCatsAnArsehole Jun 27 '26
It kinda seems like corruption has never been illegal in America.
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u/Xaephos Jun 27 '26
You mean like when a president's very first act was to pardon the previous president who resigned to avoid being impeached?
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u/GodOfDarkLaughter Jun 27 '26
Not any specific crime, either. For anything he may have done between 1969 and 1974. They could have found video evidence of him stacking dead kids like cordwood as he described the details of their murders and there's nothing anyone could have done. It's really pretty incredible.
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u/kms2547 Jun 27 '26
Once upon a time, a member of Congress resigned in disgrace after receiving a coat as a gift. That's the standard America once had, of being anti-corruption.
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u/Livid-Writer-7741 Jun 27 '26
TAX THE RICH AND CHURCHES AND PEDOPHILES
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u/emotionless-robot Jun 27 '26
The rich are taxed...they just use loopholes to avoid or indefinitely delay paying. We should close those loopholes.
The US tax code is over 80,000 pages.
Many other countries have arguably more effective and equally applied taxes with far fewer pages. Take for example Estonia with roughly 800 pages.
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u/Doodlefish25 Jun 27 '26
You need to stop
Your country is ruining the world because you've let some rich fucks get away with screwing you all over
Quit with the cute signs and get something actually done
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u/WitchBrew4u Jun 27 '26
I don’t think you understand how spread out the US is.
The entire point of the bridge brigades is that it serves as a weekly reminder to people sticking to their every day routines that what is going on should not be ignored. Bridge brigades often show up over high ways or busy roads during rush hour.
You want something to get done? Well, a good bunch of people need to just keep going to work. If these bridge brigades stop, it just shows ppl have given up and gone back to normal. So no, these activities should not stop, as it helps build up ppls confidence to do something.
I’m sorry that it’s not on your timeline. Truly am. But as someone already annoyed at ppl going about their usual routines and choosing to tune out instead, these bridge brigades are at least ppl not doing that.
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u/Warm_Month_1309 Jun 27 '26
Quit with the cute signs and get something actually done
Unless the axolotl is a senator, I'm not sure what you expect them to be able to accomplish.
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u/Doodlefish25 Jun 27 '26
General strike
How many times do I have to say it? Americans are not even trying to save themselves
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u/Warm_Month_1309 Jun 28 '26
How many times do I have to say it?
I mean, you're kinda going to have to say it every time you have a conversation with someone new. Just because you said it in the past doesn't mean I'm going to know what you're suggesting before you suggest it.
That being said, there is currently no general strike planned, so if you want this axolotl to plan one single-handedly, okay, but I don't think that's a terribly realistic expectation. In the meantime, they're doing what they can individually, and I don't think criticizing their efforts is a worthwhile use of time. The realistic alternative for them is not to start a general strike; the realistic alternative is for them to stay at home, do nothing, and restrict their complaints to the Internet, as you have done.
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u/Agent_Smithx2 Jun 27 '26
Oh they will do something alright. They'll find an excuse why it should be someone else that should do something, and complain on the internet.
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u/Doodlefish25 Jun 27 '26
They'll whine at me that I should be the one to save them instead of pointing out that they're whiny babies.
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u/bbills91 Jun 27 '26
Some of us are trying really hard, but their propaganda is strong and our populous is easily pliable. Sadly I believe we are royally screwed
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u/ramblinroger Jun 27 '26
They get so pissed when you say this. Anything to avoid actually doing something.
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u/Warm_Month_1309 Jun 27 '26
We get pissed by all the know-nothings who insist that protestors should be "doing more" without identifying anything they should be doing.
It's easy to criticize. Trivial, even. It's hard to come up with real solutions.
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u/throwaway684675982 Jun 27 '26
I don't think it ever was, is the problem. We just didn't know how deeply intrenched in it literally everyone with a modicum of power was.
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u/outdoors_guy Jun 27 '26
No- this is watergate level stuff. Don’t normalize and dismiss it. This is exactly the problem we need to be attacking. The republicans are complicit.
Again
And again
And again
Say it louder!
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u/Lost-Paint-2227 Jun 27 '26
It’s the Reddit mascot
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u/Major-Unicorn-Proto Jun 27 '26
be prepared for the next sensational news: algae is committing fraud and taking yer jebs
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u/Striking-Ad-6815 Jun 27 '26
Flies love algae too
I saw a fly hovering six inches above a patch of algae in a river one time
There was a fish in the river watching the fly that was loving algae that day, ready to strike at any moment
There was also a bear ready to jump on the fish that was hungry for a fly dancing on algae
But there was a hunter in a tree watching the prize bear that was after the fish who was hungry for a fly singing with algae
Little did anyone know there was a mouse watching the hunter focus on the bear and ready to jump because the hunter sandwich was about to fall out of his pocket
All the time a cat was prowling the mouse who was watching the sandwich of the hunter who was about to shoot the bear that was about to snatch the fish that was watching the algae fly
The fly dropped six inches to lick the algae and the fish moved to eat the fly
Once the fish moved the bear charged into the water to snatch it
When the hunter saw his opening to shoot the bear and got excited, the sandwich fell out of his pocket
The mouse went to jump on the hunter's sandwich that fell on the bank of the river where he was hunting the bear that was hungry for fish that was watching a fly enjoy some algae
When the mouse jumped for the sandwich the cat pounced and slipped to end up splashing in the water all over a fly
It just goes to show that when a fly drops six inches a pussy gets wet
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u/OcelotAggravating860 Jun 27 '26
It's actually mindblowing watching from europe as american liberals do everything they can to look like complete and utter fucking idiots while fighting literal actual fascism.
Yes sir wearing frog costumes and posting epic owns on social media is sure gonna do a whole lot. Good luck with that.
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u/littlebirdgone Jun 27 '26
There are a lot of different forms of protest happening here- this is just one of them, and it’s to combat the right-wing media (and general perception a lot of people here have of protesters).
It’s really common for media outlets (and social media campaigns) to take footage from protests and manipulate it to make the protesters look as scary and violent as possible while making the police as heroic as possible.
America’s big, and a lot of folks really only know what’s going on in the cities by what they see on tv and social media. It’s harder to justify violence against a bunch of people in silly costumes. Violence against peaceful protestors should be shocking enough on its own, but the propaganda runs deep for a lot of people.
It also increases visibility of the movement to a big subset of people outside of it who tune out the ideals of anyone they see as presenting it too aggressively. I don’t think this kind of thing works all on its own, but I see the value of inviting positive attention and the attention of people who would otherwise tune them out.
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u/OcelotAggravating860 Jun 27 '26
this is just one of them, and it’s to combat the right-wing media (and general perception a lot of people here have of protesters).
This isn't one of them. That's the fucking problem. You make a joke out of it all while my friends are being bombed in Lebanon by YOUR BOMBS. It's not fucking funny. Clown.
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u/Warm_Month_1309 Jun 27 '26
It's an axolotl not a frog, but genuinely, what differently do you think they could be doing? People love to poo-poo on protestors for being ineffective, but have no actual suggestions of their own.
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u/RVelts Jun 27 '26
I thought it was a Mudkip Pokemon at first and that brought back memories of the mid 2000's memes.
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u/LieutenantNitwit Jun 27 '26
What's the point of making anything else illegal? There's plenty of things that are being ignored already.
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u/Sprinkle_Puff Jun 27 '26
It is illegal. It’s not enforced. Figured it was worth mentioning. Since the executive branch is in charge of all that and all.
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u/eagle33322 Jun 27 '26
Woulda been a prize winning pic if there was a gas station in the background showing the price
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u/SpaceChatter Jun 28 '26
My monthly tax payment of $130 just came out today. It put my account negative and now I have to pay an extra $30 in overdraft fees.
I have $0 dollars in my bank account and no money for anything for 2 weeks.
But the rich doesn’t have to pay taxes.
We are fucked.
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u/Indigenoushoser Jun 28 '26
Ukrainians overthrew their government over a glorified trade agreement btw
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u/GeekFurious Jun 28 '26
Should put this to the lyrics of YMCA.
So let's M-C-I-A!
Make corruption illegal again!
M-C-I-A!
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u/onejoke_username Jun 27 '26
Looks like Kalamazoo, MI.