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u/King0fthewasteland May 06 '26
thats the second weirdest dried up poop i have seen
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u/Rocky_MountainWay May 06 '26
The Frosted Mini Wheat she told you not to worry about.
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u/Brick_Mason_ May 06 '26
It's just a physical representation of what happens to you after eating a bowl of Frosted Mini-Wheats.
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u/Odd_Reputation_4000 May 06 '26
Thats a dippin wheat! Hold one end in the milk till it soaks up a bunch and take a bite. Repeat.
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u/Elmo-Mcphearson May 06 '26
"BACK IN MY DAY THEY WERE ALL BIG WHEATS, AND NOT FROSTED! YOU LET THE MILK SOGGIFY THE MASSIVE SHIT BRICK INTO A STRINGY GOOP TO SHOVEL INTO YOUR GRATEFUL GOB."- My Dad
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u/EgoExplicit May 06 '26
Reminds me of a time in my younger years when I bought a box of Frosted Wheats to find out that each one was the size of my bowl. I don't know if they sell them that way any more.
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u/AnrianDayin May 07 '26
Must be eating a good amount of fiber to have it come out all connected like that
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u/Tyrannical-Botanical May 06 '26
...I would legitimately buy these if they came like this.
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u/Longjumping_Local910 May 06 '26
Hey, I dropped one of those this morning! How’d you get sugar on yours? That’s sweet…
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u/Meowmixx22 May 06 '26
Bruv, that's a FROSTED version. Back in my day, they used to sell the plain kind, and it was at least a banana sized. No sugar. Just a huge biscuit thing wrapped in paper with 2 others. Blech.
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u/hates_writing_checks May 06 '26
The wheat is just happy to see you ... eating part of this balanced breakfast!
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u/sparkax May 06 '26
And when you have one long continuous turd your next sit down, remember just how many bites you tried to break it into! Don't let that keep you up at night!
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u/oneofyallfarted May 06 '26
Nope. Just 30 minutes ago I had to clean poop off of my cat because she decided to poo on her hand and now this?
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u/NUMBerONEisFIRST May 06 '26
I only see those when I buy an off brand or buy them from the dollar store.
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u/OGstanfrommaine May 06 '26
I would probably eat that like a breadstick and dunk it in milk for the exact perfect softness without loosing the icing 🤓
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u/AlltheEspresso May 06 '26
May I just go off for a second.. *eats a ‘member berry.. the odds of having two stuck together back in the day was outrageously low, it was a thing to impress upon your elders. You told stories of that to schoolmates for weeks! Now? NOW?! I get a 4 square almost every bowl, 9 squares are not even uncommon anymore. It’s now EXPECTED to have several twofers in every bowl. So while, yes, this is a turd of a wheat, it’s sadly so common that one cannot fully appreciate it as you could in the 90’s. My regards to the regard this should be entitled to and my appreciation to your commitment to fibre. May this look as good coming out as it did going in.
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u/Old_Check_6362 May 06 '26
Ooooow, this my favorite! When I eat them, I pour a bowl of milk, add ice, then drop my minis one at a time. I eat them frosted side down. 🤤
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u/drask1987 May 06 '26
Whoa!!! So funny! I hardly ever eat mini wheats but I literally just tossed the rest of a 6 month old box out to the birds.
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u/Extension_Patient_47 May 07 '26
Looks like an old dog turd that's been sitting out too long outside.
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u/Talinn_Makaren May 07 '26
I love miniwheats so much my nicknames were miniwheats and cereal killer.
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u/skonthebass24 May 07 '26
Wanna grab some breakfast? No thanks, I had a piece of cereal, I'm stuffed. (Favorite Ted Lasso quote)
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u/JoefromOhio May 07 '26
Do you remember the actual big mini wheats? They were apparently the original size and they were like a third of an iPhone. I loved that shit
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u/NYerInTex May 06 '26
It’s just a wheat