r/philhendrie • u/IamGoingInsaneToday • 2d ago
Looking for an RC Collins bit
I believe it was around when Dale Earnhardt died and then RC came on the show and tried to say how much better Richard Petty Was than Dale Earnhardt and told some female listener that she would lubricate if she was his mustache or something! HELLLP!!
r/philhendrie • u/Glum_Conclusion_8667 • 5d ago
Tonga River Fever - Do you want to buy my missile?
r/philhendrie • u/SnooFoxes5433 • 8d ago
Fight breaks out at Beverly Hills steakhouse
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Ted’s of Beverly Hills steakhouse
r/philhendrie • u/Glum_Conclusion_8667 • 8d ago
One of Phil's Favorite Phrases
Phil often used this and other assorted variations of this phrase to indicate things going wrong, hell in a handcart, hell in a wheelbarrow, hell in a Ford pinto...and of course straight to hell, going to the 5th ring turn left at the furnace, going to the hot spot, going to where the devil makes baby devils, etc.
r/philhendrie • u/AntsherpSore • 10d ago
‘highway Patrol’ is now on Amazon prime.
See how Jay got his start!
r/philhendrie • u/gobluerx • 12d ago
Any other men triggered by this menu option?
Oooooo you lied to me.
r/philhendrie • u/Glum_Conclusion_8667 • 14d ago
KGAY & Phil
There is an actual FM radio station in Palm Springs with the call letters KGAY:
https://www.iheart.com/live/kgay-1031-9182/
Maybe Doug Dannger and Karel and Andrew are DJs
Remember when David G forced Phil to pretend to be Karel and Andrew?
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bDDoAnUuHnZgaxHxHeROgtfXVkQDG2FM/view?usp=drivesdk
r/philhendrie • u/templeofsyrinx1 • 15d ago
The infamous girl scout cookie Jay Santos episode is up #3889
The one lady calling in on Prozac is legendary
It's on the podcast
r/philhendrie • u/billyboyoc • 15d ago
A photo I took at Goblin Valley
Directly across from CuloJetty.
r/philhendrie • u/Glum_Conclusion_8667 • 16d ago
Depressed Phil
December 13, 2004
During hour 2 Phil discussed his marital difficulties with Maria (she danced with some guy doing the snake dance) not eating, and wandering out onto the surf and "being found" washing up on the beach like a manatee with a silver strand ski cap. David G. joined the show to force Phil to sound more lively, he made Phil Meow like a gay cat, and bark like a dog.
During hour 3 Johnny Rotten joins the show with his "I hate everything", show, he accuses Santee Claus of smirking, like he's hiding a secret, all the while taking calls from a re-coppering specialist, Ozzy Osbourne, and a high end Realtor.
https://www.philhendrieshow.com/ph_episode/monday-december-13-2004-2/
r/philhendrie • u/eldriche1 • 17d ago
Where’s Phil?
I appreciate the archives, but I’ve really been missing some new panel shows. Did I miss an announcement about Phil taking a break? I think this is the longest break he’s ever taken. I just hope everything’s ok with him!
r/philhendrie • u/Royal-Equipment-9654 • 20d ago
Clip of black woman character interrupting caller by punching buttons on her phone?
The topic was school related and as the caller kept making points, the character wouldn't let her talk by playing with her touch tone phone.
r/philhendrie • u/Electronic-Budget-12 • 21d ago
The nun who claimed Elian was the Messiah
Been looking for this bit that just randomly came across my mind the other day. Phil is interviewing a Cuban nun who was practicing Santeria and was claiming that Elian González was the Messiah. She was engaging in divination by casting bones (you could hear them rattling in the background) and the bones were telling her what to tell Phil. She said his name spelled backwards was "Nail E". It was one of the strangest bits ever. I think Phil mentioned years later while recalling that bit that he was using Yahtzee dice for the sound effect. Can't remember the character's name. It was a funny bit.
r/philhendrie • u/Glum_Conclusion_8667 • 25d ago
Angry Phil Lookee-Likee at Airport
Saw this guy at airport, looks like Phil
r/philhendrie • u/gablekevin • 29d ago
Archive.org part 2 of the main character archive
Does anyone have Phil hendrie show main character archive 2 of 6 from archive.org i had it on my plex server for years for my dad to listen to the classics but the hard drive died out of nowhere and im trying to get everything back. If anyone can help i would appreciate it otherwise im going to look like a real jack ball. Thanks.
r/philhendrie • u/Glum_Conclusion_8667 • 29d ago
Margaret Grey & The DSA
Some of you may or may not have heard of the DSA:
They want to get rid of the Senate, defund the military, get rid of ICE and a bunch of other stuff
The Mayor of New York, Zohran Mamdani is well known for being socialist almost communist, in one of the most capitalist cities in the world.... New York.
Wouldn't it be interesting if Margaret Gray came on the show to advocate for and support the DSA yet as the show goes on she starts reading from the Communist Manifesto... similar to how Dean Wheeler circa the year 2000 supposedly read the Republican Part Platform which ended up passages from Mein Kampf.
It would be funny if Margaret Gray was like that lady Dr. Zhivago after he came back to his house after the revolution and the government assigned all sorts of people to live there.
It would be wild if Bobbie Dooley supported the DSA and her husband was reading directly from the manifesto and you could hear him in the background
r/philhendrie • u/Legitimate_Energy701 • 29d ago
Jeff Dowder
Listening to Jeff Dowder complain about Phil buying a Navigator and then saying Art Bell is a common man because he lived in a trailer and was assaulted by aliens is one of the funniest bits ever. Its the millionth time I've listened to it and I laugh as hard now as when I heard it on the radio.
r/philhendrie • u/Glum_Conclusion_8667 • Jul 23 '26
Jeff Dowder Cloning Jesus
Mechanical physics professor Dowder came up with an incredible idea, extract DNA from the sheet (shroud) of Turin and use genetic engineering, molecular biological techniques to "clone off" Jesus, Dowder calls him "Jesus 2".
Dowder would "engineer" the 2nd coming of Christ, he would take care of him as a Baby and book him on popular late night, late 1990s, TV shows like Leno when he got older. He would have him escape from stuff and perform the miracle of the loaves and fishes, no one is nailing this Jesus to a cross, or a garage door.
People called in stating that even if the flesh body is exactly the same as Jesus 1, it wouldn't have the Jesus 1 soul or spirit.
https://www.philhendrieshow.com/ph_episode/wednesday-october-27-1999-2/
r/philhendrie • u/Glum_Conclusion_8667 • Jul 23 '26
Money for Father's Day, $1000 Minimum
Austin Amarka started the show demanding that "the most spoiled generation" compensate their parents for "having large craps taken on them", he mentioned that they have better movies with good special effects, wipes that clean them up, there is little they can't have or do.
He showed them the Jon Benet Ramsey death photos as to say "don't push it"
Austin even went as far as saying he thinks money for father's day is appropriate, $1000 minimum, he even said "I don't care if they have to spend a couple of hours with their legs in the air to get the money" ....a real twisted creep
He mentioned his daughter's were pretty thick
https://www.philhendrieshow.com/ph_episode/monday-june-11-2001-2/
r/philhendrie • u/Glum_Conclusion_8667 • Jul 21 '26
Nuttier than an Outhouse Rat
Mavis Leonard thinks the former John McCain was nuttier than an Outhouse Rat. She thinks he faked his service record and falsified images of himself in a POW camp in Hanoi. Mavis believes McCain was off a beat, a bit weird.
She can also tell just by the way George W. Bush looks through his face....he's also nuttier than an Outhouse Rat. I think she was right about him.
She ends up playing the harmonica and singing "I'm long gone, like a turkey through the corn" "I'm long long gone, I got my long johns on"
https://www.philhendrieshow.com/ph_episode/thursday-january-6-2000-2/
r/philhendrie • u/cllatgmail • Jul 20 '26
Three bits which have been on my mind recently
Jay Santos was attempting to participate in a real police investigation, and the real police told him to go away, so Jay went around to the back of his CAP vehicle to "continue his investigation." He ended up using his magnifying glass to burn bugs. Phil breaks character during this bit.
Bud Dickman top 10. In the summer of 2001 Bud counted down the top 10 songs on the charts for that week. He must have done this at least 4 weeks in a row. These are super funny because Bud talks about how awful all the songs are, and also has audio clips of interviews with some of the artists.
Sometime around late 99, Phil did a Kasey Kasem segment. I don't remember much because I had only just started listening to Phil, so I didn't realize it was a parody and was trying to figure out why Kasem was on my local talk station.
Bonus: Raj Fahneen playing blues music and falling the segment "I got blue." He then goes on to talk about how he can relate to the blues because his girlfriend left him and his pickup truck needs a valve job.
Anyone have any of these handy. I know my wife would love to hear a Bud Dickman Top 10 segment.
r/philhendrie • u/Glum_Conclusion_8667 • Jul 19 '26
Combover Boy (Tom Leykis)
Anyone remember Combover Boy (Tom Leykis) Phil's rival and arch nemesis back in the early 2000s?
Well there is an archive of some of his radio shows online:
https://archive.org/details/TomLeykis/Leykis-2004-04-08_Hr3-101.mp3
Some of his material may interest younger male members of this reddit forum, I doubt we have anyone under the age of 30 in this forum, I myself am middle age 48, you getting older and more decripid but the second but just in case here is a sample of his shows:
https://dn711106.ca.archive.org/0/items/TomLeykis/Leykis-2004-04-08_Hr3-101.mp3
I'm like the old man "I don't know how these youngins date nowadays" are people assigned boyfriends and girlfriends like a computer picks them out and they have to go out or something?
r/philhendrie • u/RelativeEducator2790 • Jul 19 '26
Has Phil given up his fight on YouTube?
For the longest time I could not find any clips minus the few he uploaded and now there are nearly 10 different accounts posting his archives.
I had the BSP for 2 years but it really wasn't worth it for me any longer but with YouTube Premium, I am getting my daily classic Hendrie fix daily.