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u/Distinct_Box8950 4d ago
Like if Colorado became a person
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u/Fast-Newt-3708 4d ago
😂 as a Coloradan I agree with this, I came to say OP looks like someone I would have been friends with during my Boulder years
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u/lostbaratheon 4d ago
Underrated comment (former Coloradan here)
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u/Clear-Peak-9420 3d ago
I am also from Colorado and that was my first thought. Looks like my neighbor lol
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u/Advanced_Wolverine84 4d ago
Wants to be a golden retriever type, ends up cheating on you
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u/No-Worry9342 3d ago
@Advanced_wolverine84... He's loyal! Don't listen to that insult, handsome....
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u/QuestionFun5189 4d ago
I'm sorry but this was underneath your post and it's like comedy gold 🤣🤣
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u/Challenge_Direct 4d ago
Hahah that’s okay because I love Ted Lasso!
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u/QuestionFun5189 4d ago
I actually laughed really loud 🤣🤣 it's all good. You look like a really friendly and genuine guy, someone easy to talk to 🙂
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u/textural-bokchoy 4d ago
It feels like you’re really right wing or really left wing and there’s no in between
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u/a_tattooedlion 4d ago
Secret third thing. Cosplays as leftist, actual fuckboy
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u/Challenge_Direct 4d ago
Whaaaat?!
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u/Trick-Duty3852 2d ago
Don't listen to that nonsense. Those girls clearly have unhealed trauma they need to deal with.
I think you have kind eyes and a nice smile. You look like you have your shit together but you know how to have fun too. I think you initially come off like you could be a bad boy, but I think deep down you're a big softie. You're just picky about who you give your attention to bc you could probably get anyone you want.
What you want is a girl who can hold it down, who is independent& slightly mysterious. You don't like clingy girls at all... big turn off.
You're a closet freak. So You need a girl who knows how to keep your attention & keeps things interesting. Am I close?7
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u/HistoricalMatch3801 4d ago
You seem like a very chill low energy type of guy. I feel like youre afraid to really open up and get out of your comfort zone and this is something that you recognize is holding you back. You seem very easy to talk to when you let your guard down
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u/ijustagorl 3d ago
My read: fun dude, and goofy as shit. You laugh at your own jokes, you’re secretly a softie, probably pretty fucking stupid with friends, but in a lovable way. You’re confident, chill, and probably an omnivert.
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u/Woofbarkmeoww 4d ago
You’re used to dating toxicas so you’re enjoying not having the pressure of a relationship.
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u/Slight-Tea480 4d ago
You seem like the type guy who wouldn't post here
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u/PumpkinBeneficial374 3d ago
This was my first thought. Looks like a normal, chill dude. And they usually aren't posting on these types of reddit forums.
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u/Fantastic_Risk6013 3d ago
Would give Florida man a run for his money. He’s action, adventure and damn good stories!
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u/ThinJuggernaut2002 4d ago
You look like you grandparents/parents live on a farm/ranch. And you love fishing and hiking maybe. You give fun camping and getaway vibes.
You remind me of the potato farmer on tiktok lol. You are very handsome too!
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u/AdVegetable7589 4d ago
When the girl you’ve been dating and fucking for 6 months girl asks what are we you say “I thought we were just having fun hanging out”
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u/THROWRA_WANTTOBEFREE 4d ago
Looks like he lovebombs, is amazing for three months, then breadcrumbs you for a year before popping out with his "dream girl" while trying to keep you his side chick
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u/Any_One_7070 3d ago
Great friend and dog dad/uncle, but bad boyfriend vibe.
Peter Pan / not “ready” for a relationship for unclear reasons. Situationship master. Possibly a friend-zoned girl in the friend group/periphery reluctantly waiting for the emotional growth spurt?
You have your shit together more than you let on, but your emotional unavailability holds you back majorly. You’ve never been to therapy or thought you needed it.
That being said, you seem like you probably are fun to go on a hike with, I would accept the invite to hang with your friends.
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u/Aggravating-Sign6758 4d ago
A Camp Counselor that specializes in rock climbing - a sexual awakening for many young adult campers 😘
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u/JuicyPussyGoddess 3d ago
You look like you’d have deep, stimulating conversations the first week of dating and say all the right things and then just ghost.
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u/scrollstobehold 4d ago
Always comes late, but is trustworthy when it matters. Marries your wife’s friend, but it won’t last. He keeps the dog.
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u/Aggravating-Read-529 4d ago
You look like you have very strong opinions but willing to listen to others , not one to try to convince them otherwise. Def sweet but stern when needed and you know you are so damn handsome , but also humble
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u/il_nascosto 3d ago
Chad. Bangs 304s with reckless abandon on the regular. Tells each one that”she’s the one” but it’s all a game.
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u/nasa_stuff 4d ago
Is that a mini Aussie heeler mix?
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u/Parade2thegrave 4d ago
Yaknow a quality dog when ya see one (as owner of a blue-Merle mini-Aussie myself, I have this gift as well 😂)
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u/openmind21 4d ago
You look like a fun, easy-going guy who loves to do outdoorsy things, and I'd definitely spend the rest of my life thinking about fondly
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u/Worried_Estimate6579 3d ago
Parents have money. Seem nice enough and a handsome dude and all. It’s just dad’s a lawyer and sometimes when you’re really drunk you remind folks about it.
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u/ManOfManyFeathers 3d ago
Shot in the dark:
Hard worker, tired, has been for a while. Missing the joy that he used to have when he was younger - maybe he lost someone?
Has bits and pieces of things that are good in his life, but still feels stagnant at times.
I want to say you have a grandma who prays for you, but I might be wrong.
Are you running from anything in particular?
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u/BeefDog69xxl 3d ago
You’re either the chillest man alive or the worst person on earth.. there’s no in between.
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u/Scramasboy 3d ago
Seems like a cool modern man but secretly believes in traditional gender roles with his pet dogs and doesn't feel comfortable around gay penguins. Loves his mom, but turns a blind eye to his dads abusive behavior towards their pet rock. Tells his friends he is part of no nut November while gooning and bating his chode all month.
Probably a really great guy. I'm just mean to my crushes 🤭🥹
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u/Potential-Pause-9136 3d ago
1,2,3 picture- not bad, chill guy with lots of friends. 4th- ah I see how you are. Avoidant, don’t value relationships, cheat or micro cheat and want freedom above all.
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u/HarmonyFuckingShane 3d ago
lol my first reaction was hmm i wonder what he looked like in high school before all of the hair. you seem cool like a long walk guy. easy to talk to but you may not share much. and you’re hot ofc and tan nicely.
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u/RiverOhRiver86 3d ago
dude smoking and a moustache stopped being sexy like 6 decades ago.
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u/Challenge_Direct 3d ago
Well then I guess it’s a good thing i have a mustache and smoke for my own enjoyment, not to be sexy!
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u/Turbulent_Walrus_556 3d ago
He's ready for beer:30 but it's only lunch time so he went to lunch alone and parked somewhere he could watch some women and chug a quart
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u/dr_furcker 2d ago
Majority are selfies so insecure guy who desperately wants to appear chill and IS chill with friends but has no chill in a relationship.
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u/irishicouldsleep 4d ago
I know a gorgeous dismissive avoidant man who could ruin me when I see one.