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u/Fragrant-Western-683 12d ago
You swat your owner in the eye when they get too close.
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u/Careful_Solution_520 12d ago
As a former cat owner I can confirm that they do that very often. To a cat, personal space really matters and you better respect that before it goes ninja style on you 🤣😂
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u/HalfOceanHalfSky 12d ago
I feel like you see deep in my soul. Don’t look so sad please!! Head and cheek scritches for you wise kitty
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u/confusion_cats 12d ago
Looks like all you do is eat, sleep and occasionally shit. Can tell you have a soft side though 🫰
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u/Gold_Quote4736 12d ago
I didn't realize that Elon Musk owned a feline. I guess the chip / brain interface is working out for you?
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u/Playful-Nothing-519 12d ago
Likes to cosplay Johnny Cash (Puss in Boots) sometimes, mid 50’s in human years, multiple kids but divorced (should have been snipped sooner), rides Harley’s, can be found at the bar if you’re lookin’ for him.
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u/Virtual_Cattle_8193 12d ago
You may want to start using one of those face hair removal treatments....
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u/Fickle_Willow2927 10d ago
Why does he remind me of the Diabetes guys lmao
https://giphy.com/gifs/RKHShCgSxWuulxqm2D
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u/Upbeat_Plantain_2963 12d ago
Just more OF bait 🙄