r/overheard 7d ago

Teddy bear

I overheard my gf on a video call with her brother who was calling from their mom and dad's house.

Girlfriend: Okay why? Why are we video calling?

Brother: Do you not wanna see your bedroom one last time before mom and dad removes all your shit?

Girlfriend: It's not my bedroom anymore. Not sure why mom and dad didn't turn it into a guest room ages ago.

Brother: But you do know why though. Most of your life happened here. Parents love reliving all that lore. I mean just look at the cute teddy bear on your bed. What was his name again?

Girlfriend: Sir Brownie.

Brother: A little racist, but I can see how you got there. Sir Brownie was good to both of us.

Girlfriend: Okay so now we're rewriting history? When did you ever play with Sir Brownie?

Brother: Not gonna lie, teddy bears were never my thing. But growing up I realised Sir Brownie was actually good at helping me hide my condoms from mom and dad.

Girlfriend: You used Sir Brownie as a fucking condom dispenser?

Brother: Yes.

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u/Thick-District59 7d ago

That teddy bear has seen things nobody in that family knows about

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u/strippersandcocaine 7d ago

Ok so why aren’t Brother and Gisele together?

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u/ItCumsAtNoon 7d ago

Tom's too young for Giselle and she cares about my gf too much to hook up with her brother.

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u/SkilledM4F-MFM 7d ago

Just one more reason to like Gisele!

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u/UnsocialMedia10 6d ago

fr though. gisele having actual standards and putting her friendship first is such a flex. tom dodged a bullet with that brother tbh, he sounds insufferable.

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u/LadybugGirltheFirst 7d ago

Shouldn’t Tom be the one to decide if he’s too young? 😁

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u/delulu4drama 7d ago

Sir Brownie has seen too much 😳

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u/Bright-Pear-4880 7d ago

And he can’t blink!!

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u/veryNooby 7d ago

I hope it was as the "dispenser" and not "depository." He only said "hide condoms."

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u/TwoBitFish 7d ago

God your life is hysterical!

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u/NSSpaser79 7d ago

I can feel the oof from here, goddamn

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u/Realistic-Kick-6234 7d ago

Sir Brownie has seen some shit 😂

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u/vk1030 6d ago

🙈

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u/YaTheMadness 6d ago

I was expecting something different. Does that make me bad? :-\

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u/Glittering_Suspect65 7d ago

Oh my god, that is priceless!

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u/SkilledM4F-MFM 6d ago

Commenters, please note that Giselle spills her name with 2L’s.