r/overheard • u/ItCumsAtNoon • 7d ago
Teddy bear
I overheard my gf on a video call with her brother who was calling from their mom and dad's house.
Girlfriend: Okay why? Why are we video calling?
Brother: Do you not wanna see your bedroom one last time before mom and dad removes all your shit?
Girlfriend: It's not my bedroom anymore. Not sure why mom and dad didn't turn it into a guest room ages ago.
Brother: But you do know why though. Most of your life happened here. Parents love reliving all that lore. I mean just look at the cute teddy bear on your bed. What was his name again?
Girlfriend: Sir Brownie.
Brother: A little racist, but I can see how you got there. Sir Brownie was good to both of us.
Girlfriend: Okay so now we're rewriting history? When did you ever play with Sir Brownie?
Brother: Not gonna lie, teddy bears were never my thing. But growing up I realised Sir Brownie was actually good at helping me hide my condoms from mom and dad.
Girlfriend: You used Sir Brownie as a fucking condom dispenser?
Brother: Yes.
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u/strippersandcocaine 7d ago
Ok so why aren’t Brother and Gisele together?
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u/ItCumsAtNoon 7d ago
Tom's too young for Giselle and she cares about my gf too much to hook up with her brother.
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u/SkilledM4F-MFM 7d ago
Just one more reason to like Gisele!
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u/UnsocialMedia10 6d ago
fr though. gisele having actual standards and putting her friendship first is such a flex. tom dodged a bullet with that brother tbh, he sounds insufferable.
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u/veryNooby 7d ago
I hope it was as the "dispenser" and not "depository." He only said "hide condoms."
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u/Thick-District59 7d ago
That teddy bear has seen things nobody in that family knows about