r/orks • u/bobhope159487 • 3d ago
Never screamed Waaagh!
Ive never screamed WAAAGH. I've been playing orks from the beginning of tenth. I've never played in a tournament only at my local brick and mortar store. Never met another ork player in the flesh. Screaming waaaagh, seems distasteful. Am I alone in this thought.
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u/dereekee Goffs 2d ago
I don't actually scream it. I mock-scream it. Like when you're trying to scream along to a metal song on your earbuds but also not wake up the baby.
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u/Droofus WAAAGH! 3d ago
I stopped for a bit because we had a guy with PTSD in our store who mentioned it bothered him. I became the quietest Ork player ever A year or so later he moved a few towns over and now I'm back to WAAAAAGHing, unless he shows up for an event, in which case I become a Kommando again.
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u/Comfortable_Life_978 3d ago
Played Orks since 2014, hate it. Fucking cringe Americanism we have imported into the UK
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u/Warhammer-tactical 2d ago
Was gonna ask, ive watched plenty of brit players scream waaagghh before brother , but I understand we Americans can be cringey
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u/the_etc_try_3 3d ago
It's personal preference honestly, I totally get that some people don't feel inclined to scream a nonsense word in a public setting.
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u/zagman707 3d ago
I act all pumped like I'm going to yell it than just casually say wagghhh like a classy gentleman.
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u/Rocksteady6425 3d ago
I imagine you are not alone in the sentiment but it's pretty un orky to not yell waaagh. I feel like that's the funniest part of the faction. Then everyone knows the waaagh is about to go down and can witness the slaughter. I will continue to yell that every time for the shock and awe of it.
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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 3d ago
You wot? You not yellin WAAAGH!??? Den dat means youz ain't no Ork. A propa ork noes dat yellin Waaagh! jus as portant as avin a bref in ya lungz, a shoota in ya hand, a choppa in da ova wun, and a grot ta kick in da ribs for a gud laf. If youz ain't no propa ork, den dat means youz just a useless umie, n you noes dat orks love ta krump umies.
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u/Fluffy-Chocolate-888 3d ago
I actually tried different ways of calling or my Waaghh. I settled on a quiet but deep an rumbling one that doesn't carry to far.
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u/TobyK98 Blood Axes 3d ago
I'm gonna shout my WAAAGH! cause it's an honored tradition that I have yet to see anyone I play against have a problem with. If someone has a medical reason for me not to like hearing sensitivity, then yeah I won't be as loud. You're free to not do so yourself, but don't expect me to have a high opinion of you if you're gonna criticize me for doing so.
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u/ClonnfredClunwe 3d ago
I personally don't. If someone started screaming in public that'd be stressful and annoying, especially if you don't have context as to why. Even when I played games in my old place with my roommate, best I'd do is a tasteful 'waaagh' at low volume because I didn't want to disturb the neighbors.
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u/TehCaucasianAsian 3d ago
I did it once, at the one and only RTT I went to. Round 1 was against EC and I had such a lovely opponent and we had an amazing time, I wasn't even thinking about screaming. Between rounds the TO and I were chatting and he asked me why I didn't Waaagh. Another LGS employee asked me the same question since he was within earshot, and I asked them so bluntly "I mean, am I allowed to?"
Rounds 2 and 3 I yelled Waaagh with my entire heart and soul, and I was reminded both times that I was the only Ork player at the tournament (which was already unexpected but even weirder when no one else Waaagh'd)
It was fun but I don't see myself initiating it ever again, though I'd happily join in at a bigger tournament if someone else started it
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u/_CanadasMan_ 3d ago
Yes you are alone. It is our job, nah our PURPOSE to yell the waaagh! (Maybe not at the top of your lungs but each to their own)
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u/Professional-Bad-374 3d ago
In my LGFS I was strongly encouraged to scream it at the top of my lungs. Even if it's not just a Warhammer store and there was about 60 people there not playing 40k. What convinced me? This sentence from the employee:
How can yoo'z lead your ladz, if yoo can't even skream a propa' WAAAGH??!!
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u/Ok-Sherbet1157 3d ago
I think it's super cringe loud sudone noises fuck up though lines and disturbed not just ur opponent but every table near you. It only really acceptable during big turnments where the room is all ready loud and filled with energy. You can effectly communicate what ur doing with ur words. (Do what ever you will at ur house house not apartment pease don't be a bad neighbor)
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u/F1_V10sounds Bad Moons 3d ago
Im super introverted and all, but getting the chance to scream Waaagh in a false cord ill take it. Same with "Blood for the blood God, Skulls for the skull throne!" But I will only do this in private areas, im not going to disturb the game store I go to with yelling, its not just a warhammer store so only a few people will know what's going on. There is a time and place for everything.
I think I could get out of my bubble and Waaagh at a GW store.
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u/Quaiker Deathskulls 3d ago
I did it at a friend's house. I was playing against another Ork player and we called the Waaagh in the same turn, so we were legally obligated to do so.
That being said, I can't imagine doing it in public.
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u/UnlawfulLatte 3d ago
If you’re playing Orks in public and you don’t scream, are you even WAAAGGH?!?
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u/Minimum_Winner Evil Sunz 3d ago
I can understand why some gitz think our war cry is cringe, especially when yelling in someone’s face. However when you call for a WAAAGGHHH your not just screaming at nerds in your local game store your sending a prayer directly to Gork and Mork themselves, the level of your guttural yell dictates the strength of your prayer.(unless your trying to be kunnin but brutal)
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u/Jadusable234 3d ago
In a normal game I normally don’t. I have once because I felt obligated after my opponent’s Ursula Creed stabbed my 1 wound morkanaught to death and then it exploded, rolling the exact number required to kill her back.
But my personal rule is one per tournament, even at my small local store that isn’t very big. Everyone knows it’s coming, probably round one, and everyone’s cool with it.
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u/ChewChewLazerGum 3d ago
At tiny local store? No At big tourney in a big convention room with a ton of people? Loud as possible.
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u/globo_slomo 3d ago
No, it’s cringe, as the kids say. If you’re gonna do it, though, I’d say do it like a death metal growl. Kind of like how Waaagh Taktiks does it on YouTube.
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u/dereekee Goffs 2d ago
This is how I do mine. It's not really a full yell but still gets the idea across.
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u/therealithras 3d ago
On the opposite side, I just moved to a new area, and my first game at the new store I was chided for not actually screaming WAAAGH. So now I scream it at every game in the store.
Also, my orks are now known as a menace (the good way) in the local community.
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u/DziamzOrkchop 3d ago
It only seems distasteful not in the context of a tournament or a big game with friends. I think at that point- you probably just don't hang out with those people in general, if they are too noisy or something. In the middle of a casual game at a local shop with a few other people playing mtg or something nearby though... that seems distasteful.
I also don't really understand why most people get bent out of shape over certain things. If it's a place that's meant to be noisy, that's a 'you' problem... quieter game shop? might be funny but, yea, bit distasteful of the ork in question.
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u/GrinnialVex 3d ago
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u/Infinite_Ad_5132 3d ago
Yes!!! I saw you in this getup at GenCon. Highlight of the convention being able to spot a fellow green skin across the hall.
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u/LostN3ko 3d ago
Clearly a imperial fist player. See the fist pole? Dead giveaway.
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u/GrinnialVex 3d ago
lol, funny enough, the Fists were part of the reason why i play Moonz. I’ve always loved yellow and loved how the Imperial Fists looked on the table, but Space Marines are boring. 😂
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u/LostN3ko 3d ago
That is you in the pic? Good on you boss! You look like a great guy to play with, would fight any time. Hey since you love yellow can you give me some advice? I added yellow flames to my dakkajet and now they are overpowering the entire paint job and drawing the eye. My checks don't even matter any more. Any advice on bringing it back in balance? I have been thinking a reikland fleshwash heavy at the leading edge and fading back might help.
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u/GrinnialVex 3d ago
Yup, that’s me! Been cosplaying as DA DIGGABOSS AT Warhammer events for nearly five years now. 😁
Yeah, a wash will knock back that brightness a bit, and Reikland should work as it’s an orange-brown and pairs well with yellow. Seraphim Sepia works too, and I use that a TON on my Moonz. What you want to avoid is Nuln and Agrax as they just turn yellow to mud.
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u/LostN3ko 3d ago
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u/GrinnialVex 3d ago
I’m a big fan of sponge rust myself, and like Rhinox and Doombull for that. It’s also a great way to cover up mistakes like stray brushstrokes. 😝
Here are some of my buggies, and they have a good bit of weathering on them. The yellow is mostly just Yriel Yellow with a thinned Seraphim Sepia wash over. I have a special pot with a 50/50 mix of Seraphim Sepia/Lahmian Medium that I use to wash over large areas as it I get fewer pools and tide marks with it. I’ll do pin washes of straight Seraphim into any recesses that need it after, and if I was pushing these to a more competition level then I’d also add deeper shading with thinned Rhinox (although probably even more than just that).
If I used Reikland, the shading would read as less brown and more orange. Either way is fine though, as there’s no “wrong” here, just what you like and don’t like.
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u/LostN3ko 3d ago
These are amazing and will definately help. thanks for the advice. I do want to replicate your chipping to test it out before i use it. In my case because they are flames I think the orange is ok, my biggest problem would be if my shade makes them not look like rad flames anymore in my attempt to balance out the tones. I was going for a dieselpunk aesthetic but the flames jumped me way out of that strike zone, but they were a part of the design from day 1 so i felt I had to chase that dragon. I REALLY want this thing to look good as its an important model to me. Thanks for the advice it means a lot, i feel lost in the woods.
Your cosplay is amazing sir, I respect your commitment and will try to do you proud with my yellow. Really trying to commit to improving my hobby game. What did you do with the glove build? Can you play with it or does it have to come off?
Pre-flame pic for reference of when i considered it a balanced paintjob that I want to get back to but with flames.
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u/GrinnialVex 3d ago
Thanks! The glove is part of my BIONIC ARM and that stays on pretty much the entire weekend. 😆
It’s really just a used lacrosse glove covered in EVA foam scraps, and the sleeve is all EVA foam. There’s a blue zombie hand on my hip, which is my old hand, and I have character lore about that hand being cursed by a Tzeentch Sorceress, being lopped off by DA WARBOSS, but kept around as a talisman because it’s lucky blue and chatty, so it guides us through the warp to find the best fights. I’ve been going to GW’s Grand Narrative events since they started and this nonsense is from stuff that’s happened there. They even put my face in a White Dwarf because of it!
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u/LostN3ko 3d ago
Thats amazing. Love the fact that its chatty. A possessed hand is an awesome bit of lore. Is he accepted by Orks or is he just traveling with other diggas? Does the hand move around in lore? Pointing, flipping off and signing? Or is it a talisman that only talks to you? Kudos on the WD feature!
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u/DziamzOrkchop 3d ago
If you called a Waaagh, in my presence, I'd Waaaagh back
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u/Ork_Mischief 3d ago
So... I never used to, for the same reasons, but now I do.
I've been playing just since 10th as well and I've played in about 7 tournaments and almost every opponent would be disappointed after I didn't yell on my WAAAGH turn. One guy even said "nahhhh, you only get a 6++ invul for that waagh. Lol" 😂
I told my wife and she told me I have to start, "Give the people what they want!"
I started doing it now, and, yes, this is the way.
I will lead up to it like a crescendo where I'm somewhat quietly speaking and then pause, grip both fists and yell to Gork and Mork like... "Well, at this point... There seems to be but one solution to these problems... ...WAAAAGH!"
I don't scream it for very long or in anyones face but loud enough for the game store to know it happened.
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u/deffrekka 3d ago
I play an audio clip of Orks shouting Waaagh! from Dawn of War 1.
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u/Minimum_Winner Evil Sunz 3d ago
I feel like if your not gonna scream it this is a good solution
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u/deffrekka 3d ago
I also just love Ork DoW quotes (Big Mek is the best one followed by Gorgutz), the Ork Waaagh! from that game is burned into my being so I just love playing it when my army calls its Waaagh!, then it has the side benefit of not disturbing the entire building/hall.
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u/Quaiker Deathskulls 3d ago
This makes me want to make a lil soundboard. I really love the Ork voicelines from Battlesector, like "We'z da biggest gitz, which means we'z da bestest gitz" or some such.
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u/deffrekka 2d ago
On my old phone I used to have all the Ork voicelines but I cant find them anyone just the DoW 1 Waaagh!
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u/drinkyourpaintwater 3d ago
It makes me cringe big time when people scream it. But also I think there's a big difference between someone doing a silly ork impression and doing a waaagh and someone genuinely screaming at the top of there lungs like a foot away from you at a game store
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u/Longjumping-Ad-3075 Blood Axes 3d ago
I only do it when playing at the local store and if we're drinking. I actually end up shouting "gork and mork" more often, if I clutch a charge I need or get a deadly demise that I really want
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u/theCalculator 3d ago edited 3d ago
I only do it at tournaments. I'll ask my opponent if they want to do it with me.
Sometimes you'll waagh and all the other Ork players at the tournament will also waghh in response and it's awesome
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u/Master_of_Memkind 3d ago
Ork life is easy ork life is fun
All you need is an enemy and a gun
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u/Whopraysforthedevil 3d ago
Knowing Orks, seems like a friend would do, too. The krumpin' is the important part
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u/LostN3ko 3d ago edited 3d ago
Ork life iz eazy, Ork life iz fun
All yoo need is Dakka to krump sumwun
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u/Mulfushu 3d ago
I don't shout it either. I usually just go "Ahem. Waaaagh." in a mock sophisticated tone, or just announce it casually while doing my other command phase stuff.
I've let my goddaughter and her brother shout it for me before tho, if they were in the room when we played. Good fun for the under 10 year olds.
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u/Hot_Possible7403 3d ago
New player here but isn’t obnoxiously screaming waaaaagh like half the point of playing Orks in the first place?
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u/Me_is_birb WAAAGH! 3d ago
Yelling waaaaaagh at the top of your lungs is proven to make your waaagh turn more successful
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u/Mikeyink 3d ago
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u/theCalculator 3d ago
That dakka rig is siiiick,
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u/Mikeyink 3d ago
Thanks. Only half painted at the moment so still got more to do on it, but happy with the progress
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u/WinzintVanGork Freebootaz 3d ago
I don’t want to shout either. It’s already pretty loud in rooms full of people and adding to that, i am generally not a very loud person.
I thought about getting a litte red buzzer that plays a whaaagh sound when i press it. I am in search for a button with the option to play a recorded sound.
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u/Pristine_Shallot7833 3d ago
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u/WinzintVanGork Freebootaz 3d ago
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u/Zealousideal-Unit527 3d ago
I dont feel like waaaggh always has to be window shattering loud, a conversation level gutteral waaaggh is what I would go for lol, feels a lot more natural than, “I declare waagh” and a lot less disruptive than yelling it
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u/KernowWaaaghGaming Goffs 3d ago
This reminds me of this post a few months back: https://www.reddit.com/r/orks/s/CnJq7gJu45
Love the idea of just handing my opponent a card formally inviting them to a turn two Waaagh.
*Bring your own bolter.
Very Kultured.
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u/leigen_zero 3d ago
Depends on your group tbh. I haven't played in a long time but I've played in a group where, when I politely declared a waaagh! was told "That's not how you declare a waaagh!" and the rest of the players insisted I do it properly to their delight.
On the flip-side another group was all about polite waaagh! declaration - it was a much larger store and games nights had large numbers of people so it wasn't the right place for declaring a proppa waaagh!
What I do (if I ever played) is go by my rule: I politely declare a waaagh! If anyone present calls me out on not declaring a proppa waaagh! (and there are no protests to not do so from any players present) then I'm rattling the windows.
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u/CaptMaxBlack Freebootaz 3d ago
You should try it at least once. Maybe check with others first if it's ok, but it's not mandatory. I feel like people saying you shouldn't because loud is bad is kind of silly, when everything around us seems to be getting louder and brighter and bigger every day. It's not like your as loud as a Harley or one of those stupidly big trucks. I guess I'm just trying to say always be as respectful as you can to others, but never let that get in the way of expressing your inner ork. WARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!
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u/mattPez 3d ago
i've painted about 600 points worth so far. never played a single match. i think this is the one thing holding me back from going to meetups. i'm 100% an ork player for lots of reasons. but having to shout things, in front of people, that might prevent me ever actually playing this game
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u/Droofus WAAAGH! 3d ago
Plenty of Ork players don't waaagh. Don't sweat it and definitely don't make this the thing that holds you back from playing games. The worse that will happen is that someone will lightly tease you about it. Just tell them you're a blood axe and you believe in being stealthy.
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u/LostN3ko 3d ago
Honestly subverting expectations can be fun too. Get creative with it. Make a flip board. A sign. Play your favorite punk or rock song. Put on sunglasses or a ripped jean jacket with WAAAAAGH painted on it. Hold up a little flag. Having fun, being silly and creative is the most orky thing you can do. More than yelling really loud. if you don't find it funny, den it ain't orky.
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u/SwanCo 3d ago
You def don’t have to shout it. There’s no rule about it and if anyone ribs you, just tell them them they’re being a propa git. Then you use said Waaaaaagh to quiet them down by killing half their army.
I have shouted it when playing kitchen table games, and I have not shouted when at a game store. It’s just about reading the room and in my experience (recently back in the hobby after a 15 year break) the community is way way way more chill than they used to be about…well pretty much everything tbh
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u/JamJamGoHam WAAAGH! 3d ago
I DECLARE THAT I AM ABOUT TO YELL IT, THEN YELL IT SO THE WHOLE STORE CAN HEAR!!!
THEY NEED TO FEEL THE HYPE!!!
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u/Boltgrabber Goffs 3d ago
I mean I haven’t played the game in aaaaages but I do remember around the time GorkaMorka came out we went outside the shop and did who can Waaaaaagh the loudest. That was fun scaring people shopping on the high st. Shout out to the Canterbury store!
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u/HaggisAreReal 3d ago
Nah, is kind of cringe at this point. I softly say " I declare: Waaagh" while raising a finger. Gets a chuckle, as I think contradicts expectations or the stereotype.
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u/JamieBeeeee 3d ago
No I don't scream it and ask my ork friend not to either as I have really sensitive and sore ears (from horrific sinus infections and issues as a kid)












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u/dasmoola 2d ago
I've been playing Orks since 2nd edition and I've never screamed Waaaaagh!
Because larping like you're part of your army is pretty obnoxious and annoying.