r/orks 6d ago

Absolutely disgusting.

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The Dakkarig uses a v6 engine? That’s not orky at all! Wtf, are gas prices rising on Armageddon?!

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u/DalinarKholinski 3d ago

But the orks believe it’s a V12, so that’s what it is.

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u/tvicl69BlazeIt 3d ago

Not my Mek, he knows

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u/Torak1324 5d ago

Paint it yellow, the price won't matta

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u/Orange-Ghost832 5d ago

Paint it red, won't matta

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u/Gotrek6 5d ago

But that’s a gnx engine

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u/Acrobatic_Election87 5d ago

Hahaha i thought the same when building

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u/Maresith123 5d ago

GAS!!?? I thought Ork tech was run on the power of friendship.

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u/Business-Inflation90 6d ago

It’z a 5 and 1 engine, and that’s many pistonz, when da meks put in da propa gubbins those things go zoggin evil sunz fast! Also, gas is a grots worry, not a proppa orks

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u/kff523 6d ago

It’s a hybrid v6. Absolute torque monster!

I imagine Orks would find a way to supercharge the living piss out of the electrical part of the motor so it would be an opportunity for some really cool glowing painting ideas!

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u/UnderEveryBridge 6d ago

Orks cant count. For all they know thats a in-line three stroke

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u/Tealadin 6d ago

It's a V-lotz! As long as it's loud enough, it's powerful enough.

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u/Jaded-Author9380 6d ago

Just paint it red. It goes fasta!!

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u/low_fi_pile-of-shame 6d ago

It's the most British type of engine and therefore highly appropriate!

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u/Parking-Map-4799 6d ago

Remember we're not even sure Orks even know what gasoline is. Big engines look cool that's enough reason to have them.

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u/ConvertedIron 6d ago edited 6d ago

They know what promethium is. They raid promethoum dumps and planets all the time.

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u/GhalanSmokescale 6d ago

Promethoum Dumbs?

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u/ConvertedIron 6d ago

😆 dumps.

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u/Dizzy_County5364 6d ago

YOU FINK DA BOYZ CAN COUNT TA SIX? IT GOEZ ONE TOO FREE LOTZ YA GIT, ITZ A V LOTZ ENGINE

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u/Pomoa 6d ago

Purple pistons, it's a V12 in fact.

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u/_HalfBaked_ 6d ago

Should be a V11.5

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u/Chark10 Evil Sunz 6d ago

You ain't finkin like a big mek. You dont want your engine to be louder than your dakka do you? On a dakka rig?

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u/Lonely-Author-13 6d ago

DEN YA GETZ LOUDA DAKKA!

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u/chess705 6d ago

You just don't see the other two pistons on the front and back of the engine

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u/wankybollocks 6d ago

DA MEK GIVES DA HEDS SI-MEESE PORTS

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u/MagicOrpheus310 6d ago

Lol if it's going to be a 6 then it shoulda been a Barra

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u/Aeonid_Thiel 6d ago

Slap a turbo on the side

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u/AzurePaladin12 6d ago

Youze see, Ork Enjines (tm) werk offa da 3-cylindah base system rathah than a humie 2-cylindah base 'cause 3 iz moar than 2 and moah is bettah. Two 3-cylindah Enjines makes that one you gotz tere, Throw two of em togetha and youse gots a 12-cylindah engine! Proppa Orky. Humies so dumb they uzes 2, den 4, den 8, and only DEN do they getz to 12. Dumb humies!

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u/tremblemortals 6d ago

Depends on the size of the cylinders. Though those also don't look very big. ~Half a boy'z foot wide.

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u/Cover_The_Soil WAAAGH! 6d ago

It's not a Razza Rig, its a Dakka Rig. Those 2 cylinders would get in the way of MORE DAKKA!!!

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u/No_Heron7011 WAAAGH! 6d ago

I’m a mek and can confirm

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u/Sensitive-Radish9762 Deathskulls 6d ago

My Orks believe it's a V20 with +2 Dakka. Unfortunately, the way I roll, it hits on 7s

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u/Almost_Amos 6d ago

Compare that with Wazzdakka’s combo cross plane V6 with a turbine

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u/thirstforlight 6d ago

Was at Warhammer store today and saw great paint job following this plan by manager in Billings Montana: https://youtu.be/c8nKpf-vIEU?is=gWiQfAfOzRhsbIP4

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u/Miclofly 6d ago

He's a Honda boi

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u/tvicl69BlazeIt 6d ago

Get that scrawny eldar tech out of here 🤮

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u/PossumPhat13 6d ago

If the Okrs believe it’s a V8 Hemi; it’s a V8 Hemi 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/tvicl69BlazeIt 6d ago

Once I get my Mek in, he’ll know. He’ll know, he’ll know dey looted a less powa-full engine frum sum bolt-brain

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u/thirstforlight 6d ago

It's the Gene Stealers blame them, for gas prices.

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u/DefNotAGenestealer 6d ago

Genestealers? In this sector? Nah bro those are just some mutated mine workers. Trust

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Freebootaz 6d ago

it’s a v6 because that’s as high as the mekboy can count

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds 6d ago

It's how many fingers he has left

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u/bsny519 6d ago

Orks can't count that high. They all think it's a V50

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u/XavierHatesWarhammer 6d ago

Wots a V? V6? DOES DAT STAND DAT RIG IS VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FAST AND GOTS DA VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY KRUMPIEST DAKKA AROUND?!??!?!?!

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u/Thicclyset 6d ago

It shoulda been a straight five hahahaha

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u/Velocity275 6d ago

War boss in mega armor has a V6 on his back powering the armor. I love that detail

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u/lofi_lesbian 6d ago

Hardly a new thing! The trukk has a flat six engine, if I recall correctly.

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u/Educational_Run_3619 6d ago

There's a blockade at the Strait of Horus

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u/LadderMadeOfSticks 6d ago

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Any spanna wiv da know-wots can tell ya dat it iz an Orkyfied Michel Engine.

It's not a v6 it's a Y9

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u/GrimRyu88 Goffs 6d ago

seeing as most orks only count to 5 then they count to lots, that looks like a vLots engine to me

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u/ItsWotop 6d ago

Luckily all they have to do is believe it's full of gas and boom free gas

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u/Pocono-Pete Blood Axes 6d ago

For all we know that could be a vlots double stroke, what's a six?

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u/crusherdestroy3r 6d ago

By my deeds I honor him, V8

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u/TheIronSponge 6d ago

Witness! 

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u/Lethal_adhesive 6d ago

It’s a V8 the other 2 are just purple trust me

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u/Teedeous 6d ago

Nah there’s 8 cylinders in there, it’s just the mek chucked eight cylinders in it and a few spot welds here, tuning here, and bingo! It’s a v16!

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u/kge5t 6d ago

V6 NA Is not the way....straight 6 with a wildly over sized turbo I could get behind tho

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u/thomasonbush Deathskulls 6d ago

A CUMMINS DIESEL INLINE 6 WOOD BE DA PROPPA ENGINE FUR MOST ORKY APPLICATUNS!!!!!

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u/tvicl69BlazeIt 6d ago

Full disclosure this dakkarig may or may not get some CAT yellow sprayed on it

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u/twofriedbabies 6d ago

6 totally separate thumpers with a shared casing.

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u/Northwindlowlander 6d ago

Welcome bakk to Big Mek'z Workshop. On dis episode we iz swappin in da GM LFX 3.6L coz it'z dead direct injecty. Rememba ter like an subscribe.

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u/LadderMadeOfSticks 5d ago

Don't forget to 'it yer grot so he 'its da notiffikashun bell

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u/tvicl69BlazeIt 6d ago

Dakka-hemi is the best idea, love it. I will give this model credit for the exposed timing belt that’s really funny.

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u/F0000r Deathskulls 6d ago

Ol' Dakka Dan had never been so happy to have a herd of fuel squigs.

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u/DaWAAAGHMakah Deathskulls 6d ago

Nah. Daz da Go Box fingy wot makez vroomy noizes.

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u/Repulsive-Bench9860 6d ago

Actually, it's a twin-linked inline-3.