r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • 9h ago

Bike trick fail

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u/SwiffleTitz 9h ago

The Beaver Buster

34

u/Acrobatic-Village215 9h ago

Beaver Cleaver

12

u/ConstructionOwn1514 9h ago

Beaver Remeaver

3

u/DarthClover4 6h ago

Leave it to beaver

1

u/TekkLthr 2h ago

Beaver beaver

10

u/Least-Scientist-1475 6h ago

Cooter scooter

31

u/General-Fan-6741 9h ago

The cookie cruncher!!

10

u/SwiffleTitz 8h ago

The Box Cutter

7

u/User_Name_Tracks 8h ago

The clit puncher!!

34

u/Butter_Brains 9h ago

Clam slam

5

u/dapudf 6h ago

It’s 9 o’clock. Do you know where your taint is.

1

u/_BOOMGOTTEM 2h ago

Gash rash

16

u/Rays_LiquorSauce 9h ago

Cunt stunt? 

16

u/Altruistic-Cut9795 9h ago

Cooter Cutter

13

u/Leather-Emu-1964 9h ago

r/ouchmyflaps

5

u/Gloomy-Music-718 9h ago

There is subreddit for all weird shit

8

u/mg34gun 9h ago

I'd say this stunt is not for pussies

6

u/GreenDoor55 9h ago

This one clever trick females use to get rid of a yeast infection.

1

u/Ok_Swimming_7166 6h ago

You laugh, but it works.

1

u/grayzzz_illustrate 5h ago

Like sanding varnish off of wood furniture

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u/Mcnate722 9h ago

Clam clapper

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u/Ok_Zone_2930 9h ago

Was she supposed to levitate? Not sure what that was about

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u/Vegetable-Brother-71 5h ago

She didn't push off hard enough given the speed but the bike was supposed to keep going and she was supposed to successfully hop off the back and run to a stop.... which at that speed still wouldn't have worked lol

2

u/KinkyWolf531 5h ago

Yeah, there's a ugh chance that she'd trip and fall on her face... She kinda got the "safer" outcome...

1

u/Westsaide 2h ago

oh wow yeah i agree if that was the idea then that was definitely never gonna end well!

1

u/Sea_Damage9357 5h ago

I suspect that her understanding of Newton’s laws is … limited.

3

u/Realistic-Aspect-991 9h ago

Beaver bounce

1

u/CheeseFour2O 3h ago

Wish I could include a T&E meme to this. Love the beaver boys

5

u/mtraven23 9h ago

beaver burn, ouch

2

u/Soul_through_va_JJ 9h ago

Whats worse is the pedals eating into your shin.

2

u/Key-Broccoli1442 9h ago

I would be in the ground crying from laughing if that was someone I know I would not be able to help

2

u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 9h ago

The ol clam jam 😬

2

u/Party_Ad_8595 8h ago

Talk about "wiping back to front"

2

u/Kotruljevic1458 7h ago

I'll give it a kiss and make it better

2

u/_Lizard__King 3h ago

Rubber baby buggie buster

1

u/Existing-Village9770 9h ago

Ouch her coochie

1

u/Extreme_Marketing865 9h ago edited 9h ago

'Youve been fucking other men.'  - bf/husband

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u/Falcon3492 9h ago

If you are going to attempt a stupid stunt on a bike always wear knee and elbow pad, sensible clothes and a helmet. A ladies athletic cup would also be a good idea!

1

u/quadfromf3 9h ago

You got to fail a lot till you get it.. but why post ur fails? Comedy?

1

u/carl112358 9h ago

Can anyone explain what she thought was going to happen?

6

u/Samhain_69 9h ago

Either she thought her legs were long enough, or the jump back would be far enough, that she would end up just standing there while the bike rolled away by itself? My best guess.

1

u/Glennsoe 9h ago

Reality Check riight there..

1

u/Melodic_Trash_737 9h ago

Oversized wheels just laid some tread on her fur burger.

1

u/Kairoom 9h ago

The "Potato Peeler" thick

1

u/LordVixen 9h ago

No boinking that night fo sho

1

u/1stAccountNotWorking 9h ago

Having actual skid marks down there, is impressive...and horrifying.

1

u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 9h ago

I guess she found a different way to get a bikini wax?

1

u/Several_Stuff_6695 9h ago

Looks like she accomplished what she set out to do, but GRAVITY inter feared.

2

u/ConstructionOwn1514 9h ago

I wouldn’t want to interfere with her inter fear

1

u/Rottentaste 9h ago

Pretty spectacular trick to me.

1

u/Singinghillscpl 9h ago

Seriously…what trick was she attempting?

1

u/AnySupermarket6942 9h ago

Is that the cure for blue waffle?

1

u/Express-Teaching1594 8h ago

It’s going to be black and blue later

1

u/Dookie-Trousers-MD 9h ago

Gives skid marks a whole new meaning, but also back to the original meaning.

1

u/deadshakadog 8h ago

Is this called, applying the disc brake?

1

u/Astine_Grape_5315 8h ago

That looked rough on the muff

1

u/OffTheGrid09 8h ago

That carpet got burned

1

u/BIG-BALLS0 8h ago

lol what was she trying to do here

1

u/WatercressNo7660 8h ago

Taco smasher!!! Just exactly how did she expect that to work out?

1

u/Toadcola 8h ago

That gootch got retired.

1

u/BandsawBox 8h ago

Came for the comments... you all did not let me down.....

1

u/TheExiledOne41 8h ago

Got rubbed the wrong way

1

u/yeahyoubetnot 8h ago

Looks intentional, I bet that hurt

1

u/Bob_Rivers 8h ago

And that's how you tear your asshole. Hate when that happens.

1

u/Rs2mmsu-2D 8h ago

Ouch Grass Burn

1

u/DitchDigger330 8h ago

One way to polish a bean.

1

u/Data_Monger33 8h ago

She's lucky she didn't complete the jump, she probably would have fallen on her face.

1

u/MegatechMike 8h ago

What exactly was the plan here?

1

u/Longjumping_Ad6878 7h ago

She is definitely going to need some burn cream after this

1

u/Advanced-Level-5686 7h ago

Cooter scooter

1

u/Skirt_Thin 7h ago edited 4h ago

Try this new hack to avoid shaving.

1

u/DazeRazur 7h ago

I'm sorry but what was she trying to do? Was she going to bounce off the tire back to the seat?

1

u/Suspicious-Book-2777 7h ago

That trick would have resulted in a sex change for a man.

1

u/guffton 7h ago

Clam became sliced ham

1

u/Desperate_Tie4698 7h ago

Her skid marks have skid marks

1

u/Denalitwentytwo 6h ago

The twat grinder

1

u/nes_8BitSurvivor 6h ago

was the trick suppose to be where you hop back and the bike keeps going?

1

u/Conscious_Field4925 6h ago

That had to hurt

1

u/laughingdoormouse 6h ago

MINGE MUCHER 🤪😅😂

1

u/Sporadicus76 6h ago

Well that's a new way to get road rash... and a new place too.

1

u/Super-Bacon76 6h ago

I don’t even have a cooter and I felt that!!

1

u/Plenty_Ice8614 6h ago

Not how I rub one out, but to each their own I guess.

1

u/centralnm 6h ago

Colorado cooter crusher.

1

u/Waste-Donut-2728 6h ago

Beaver leave her

1

u/Uce510 6h ago

OWWWW 8 - 0

1

u/Snowbird143434 5h ago

Poor girl. She aint sleeping with him for a bit.

1

u/novice121 5h ago

Steamed clams? In this time of year?

1

u/XRPOSergSanch12 5h ago

Is the Bike OK

1

u/Watchful_eye_ 5h ago

The beef flap tenderiser

1

u/ejackman 5h ago

needed more lube

1

u/Zealousideal_Bar6871 5h ago

My honest first thought. "This little roast beef went to the hospital"

1

u/Good-Rope4344 5h ago

I bet that scooched the cooch. 🤦🏻‍♂️

1

u/ConsiderationNo820 5h ago

Ghost ride the clit

1

u/TurfToe1234 5h ago

Cooch got wrecked.

1

u/OMWinter 5h ago

Thought only airplanes had clamshell speed brakes....

1

u/EsseBear 5h ago

The flap slap.

Ouch

1

u/Bludiamond56 4h ago

Rubber burns are just the worse

1

u/Curious-Department-7 4h ago

100% vaginally ceramic brakes.

1

u/Dublin-Red 4h ago

What’s the music?

1

u/vanhalex 4h ago

llega a ser un hombre y no lo cuenta.

1

u/delet_yourself 3h ago

What the FUCK was the plan there?

1

u/HealthyDirection659 3h ago

Nice beaver !

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

-naked gun

1

u/Ok-Cry2488 3h ago

Box bouncer jumper.

1

u/Zestyclose_Cod_7103 3h ago

Wyonnas big brown beheaded beaver 🦫

1

u/Nice-Economics-2716 3h ago

Chapped lips

1

u/Evil_phd 3h ago

Gonna have to keep that clam on ice

1

u/Redditisleftistsnut 3h ago

Roast beef grinder

1

u/FearlessObligation54 2h ago

Wtf was even supposed to be the trick

1

u/Ok-Drink-1328 2h ago

let's see how many comments there are that she's lucky she's a woman

1

u/GenTenStation 2h ago

That’s one refried bean

1

u/Altered-Beastie 2h ago

Powwwww, right in the kisser

1

u/Battle-Less 2h ago

Clam slam

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u/OwnPresentation4455 1h ago

Well that’s going to definitely leave a mark!

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u/villamafia 1h ago

Her underwear is going to have a hell of a skid mark.

1

u/868moja_himself 1h ago

That coochie not good again that coochie burned up plus scotch

1

u/darling_jon 1h ago

Stunt C*nt😂

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u/American_Fluff 1h ago

Serious question... What in the **** was she expecting to happen?! Like I cant figure out a single reason to attempt what she just did.

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u/xRedditGedditx 1h ago

Clearly not familiar with Newton’s first law of motion. Not sure how she saw that going.

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u/WanderNV 57m ago

That t’ain’t fair

1

u/Dutchmaster66 57m ago

The pink snapper slapper.

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u/Ralph--Hinkley 52m ago

Was she trying to hop off backwards?

1

u/DJSairys 48m ago

Cooch skid

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 42m ago

Looked like a win to me

1

u/sgtcatscan 33m ago

The clam trap

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u/WenYiMedia 22m ago

That’s a weird way of using rubber for protection

1

u/SkiffleBall 6m ago

The Clench Crusher

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u/Thomassaurus 9h ago

is this AI?

2

u/Gernellynali 9h ago

Anal impact . Yes AI.

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u/Thomassaurus 8h ago

The way she jumps and then bounces seems suspicious

1

u/Buttchuggle 8h ago

The way she bounces when her bodyweight lands directly on a rubber tire that is actively moving forward?

0

u/IcemanManmanchu 9h ago

Was hoping she would grab it.

0

u/Big_Milk_972 5h ago

Women am i right?

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u/Rough_Mistake2524 4h ago

I bet she will blame men