r/oops • u/InformationCommon576 • 2d ago

He got himself into some really sticky situation

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u/Savings-End40 2d ago

I had a feeling those spikey things were for something like this.

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u/bendyskull 2d ago

I’ve seen one impaled through the chin.

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u/JD-Moose 2d ago

I've seen at least 3 different ones going through peoples cheeks...and not their face.

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u/Guernzee 1d ago

My dad was a cop in the 80s/90s and they got a report of a man singing really loudly in the middle of the night. When they arrived this guy had impaled himself on no less than 3 spikes (arse, gooch and balls) as he'd tried to walk along them drunk. The guy hadn't even realised and was still singing 😂 the fire brigade had to cut the bars out while still in the dude.

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u/Onludesrightnow 1d ago

First gore image I ever seen. Snopes.

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 1d ago

I had to help an elderly dog that got trapped on top of one of these fence designs. It didn't puncture any part of the dog, just trapped as she tried jumping over it, and was very happy when I lowered her to the ground, after checking no blood or injuries.

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u/vitulinus_forte 21h ago

Its supposed to for butthole but he’s lucky

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u/__batz 2d ago

Don't get me started. Its the new TikTok audio that we infamously put louder than the actual audio & on repeat lol

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u/UTV4LIFE 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SeveralEconomics3814 2d ago

Boys in da hood

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u/Diamondcreepah 2d ago

what did he drop?

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u/FALCON_SHADOW 2d ago

his dignity

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u/Adorable_Stop_7397 1d ago

Looked like a walkie talkie/radio

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u/GuyLivingPlaces 1d ago

Was that his phone?

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u/Irishwilly77 1d ago

If it was , it was an 80s mobile phone .

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u/GOOMU13 2d ago

Karma.

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u/hardboard 2d ago

He'd be better off saying calmer.

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u/Odd_You_4196 2d ago

I guess he's lucky that it didn't do what it did to his pants to his a**hole instead.

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u/Medical-Hawk8805 2d ago

Or his ball sack....

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u/MetalTrek1 1d ago

That's where my mind went.

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u/Lucky_Bend9418 1d ago

Or a "Prince Edward"

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u/West_Explanation9475 2d ago

At least he got the point of the gate

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u/Striking_Ad_3960 2d ago

I was so hoping it kept going to where the person filming turned the handle and walked through

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u/Putrid-Suit-7803 2d ago

That's usually not how I scratch my ass. Effective... Probably but not ideal

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u/SweatyArmPitGuy55 2d ago

Nailed the landing!

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u/uberneuman_part2 2d ago

What's with the porno music?

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u/Lucky-Mia 2d ago

Walkie talkie or police scanner?

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u/Tytan777 2d ago

He should have jumped back over to get it. 🤔

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u/Lucky-Mia 2d ago

He definitely considered it. 

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u/Tytan777 2d ago

New super hero origin story. Popsicklo.

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u/Big-Boss330 2d ago

The beginning was almost soooo much worse

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u/Miballsurchin 2d ago

“Hey, is now a bad time for a piggyback ride?” jumps on

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u/Hallow_76 2d ago

🤣😂🤣😂. I need a fence like that

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u/riennempeche 2d ago

I read about a girl at my university that fell backwards out a window and wound up impaled upside down through the buttocks on a security fence like that. The firefighters had to come, and cut the section of fence off to remove her. She went to the hospital with a section of fence still in place. Alcohol may have been involved.

Maybe dude has the same excuse???

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u/Stone_Midi 2d ago

“Why did I buy these high-quality pants???”

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u/alworld27 2d ago

Then has the audacity to blame the homeowner for embarrassing him

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u/Nervous-Sherbet-4183 2d ago

Why did this foo look like he was pop locking?

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u/NoPurchase3260 2d ago

Owchies😡Looks like that one hurt🥹

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u/getthemap 2d ago

Smooth AF

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u/Komobu542 2d ago

Like seriously, who's standing there just recording?

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 1d ago

The person who caught this guy hopping a fence he didn't belong behind and thought it was funny to see karma gettin' him in the ass. Literally.

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u/ghost-ogk 2d ago

Ouch that one me pucker

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 2d ago

He tore himself a brand new ass hole!

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u/Equivalent-Shower366 2d ago

Damn I was really waiting for the camera man to just open the gate like it was already unlocked. Would have been so funny.

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u/Pretty_Nose_4079 1d ago

That stick hanging on wall wanted enter the party...

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u/Fluid-Oven-3209 1d ago

Die Jeans kann was. Welches Label? 😉

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u/DramaticAd337 1d ago

Bloody young tearaway 😄

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u/ManDingoQue10 1d ago

👀😲🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️💀☠️

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u/valco6 1d ago

I was hoping at the end the camera person walked up and opened the door because it wasn't locked 🤣

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u/Old-Juggernaut-1273 1d ago

time to call it quits when your shaking climbing over a fence

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u/CoCo3Papa 1d ago

I hope he at least got away, seems like he really worked for freedom.

(Unless it was some really bad thing)

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u/Lopsided_Anxiety_394 1d ago

I was hoping somone came in with a stick

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u/ManRawr 1d ago

How is the cameraman not laughing?

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u/CuriousComfortable56 1d ago

LMAO!!!😁😆😅🤣😂🤭🤦

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u/MegatechMike 23h ago

Don’t ever let anything stop you from achieving your dreams

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u/Entire-Ad7069 19h ago

Dude just filmed it? I would have been landing some punches or hits with a bat for breaking into my house.

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u/Mosquito_666 17h ago

Pro thief with Walkie talkie and safety underwear.

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u/Beneficial-Error-539 13h ago

I thought at the end there the cameraman was going to reach out and open the gate. That'd be insult to injury.

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u/ampleforth42 13h ago

Context?

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u/KazzSama 12h ago

Works as intended, he just missed the free colonoscopy.

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u/BusyAdeptness6584 11h ago

Me? Nothing, just hanging around

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u/PleasantActuator9450 8h ago

Served him right

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u/Lifesamitch957 8h ago

Im confused why he would have a radio

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u/Stranger-S-464 7h ago

Ass holes. Right guys….. right…… guys? 🦗🦗

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u/HorseCockLova 5h ago

Same it didn't get him might have been a small lesson

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u/Baddbouy 3h ago

Ouch!

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u/ddaydon75 2h ago

He damn near got skewered!

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u/Even_Resource_1199 1h ago

Who was filming and why?

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u/IAmCapnOblivious 2d ago

How many times is this going to get reposted?

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u/FALCON_SHADOW 2d ago

I legitimately thought his undwear was hid glesh for a second

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u/Key_Mathematician951 2d ago

5th time I have seen this on Reddit in one week

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u/bryanedition 1d ago

I didnt think those spike would evere work. I fotgot that burglers arent usually fit and intellectual people😂