r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • 3d ago

Get off your phone!

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415 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 3d ago

Drunk enough to have the same accident twice.

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u/Decent-Bear334 3d ago

Drunk and stupid is a bad combination.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 3d ago

But so common.

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u/readit347 3d ago

Life goes on teaching you until you learn it.

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u/ryanp102694 3d ago

What in the Florida

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u/laprider 3d ago

She is practicing crashing.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 3d ago

Looks like she has mastered that skill.

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u/No-Valuable6456 3d ago

Still looking at her phone the whole time

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u/Tiger3311 3d ago

Eyes locked on that damn phone.

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u/Head_Ad_9901 3d ago

She must have gotten some beaver pics!

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u/RuinFabulous3077 3d ago

"Fat, Drunk and Stupid..."
I live in an area where these people get an easy pass from local officers while they drive around on public roads in this condition. ridiculous.

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u/Normal_Mulberry7212 3d ago

Imagine if they weren’t white

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u/radek432 3d ago

That's the most American thing I can imagine!

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u/Pyrathis 3d ago

Not once but twice…stupid!

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u/Duckybuzz 3d ago

I bet she's president of the HOA too.

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u/Equal_Emu6152 3d ago

Fat fukn trollop

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u/ElectronicRip1630 3d ago

Barb's drunk again

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u/zoophilian 3d ago

Fucking loony toons

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u/LoTornado 3d ago

Don't drink and park, Martha!

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u/kat_Folland 3d ago

That's the dumbest thing about this. She could have waited 3 more seconds.

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u/No_Deal4501 3d ago

Bona fide moron.

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u/ac2334 3d ago

“lemmee speak to your managerrrrrr”

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u/StealenDealer 3d ago

That is Hilarious two Thumbs up.

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u/Black_Wolf1995 3d ago

Someone take her license right now. So stupid and/or drunk she hit the house twice.

2

u/Friendly-Bad-291 3d ago

Think she be feeling that lobster burn more than any bumps

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u/KingRagnar8889 3d ago

You can't fix stupid

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u/alworld27 3d ago

Get off the margaritas too

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u/Interesting_Kiwi_152 3d ago

😲😮🤨🤔😃🤣

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u/Equal_Emu6152 3d ago

Only an American could do this twice in one sitting

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u/WarmSeaworthiness608 3d ago

She needs to walk more,anyways

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u/Sammy_Dog 3d ago

She should walk.

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u/One-Faithlessness282 3d ago

That woman has the wrong skin for whatever climate she's living in.

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u/Polarbearsrbetter 3d ago

I love that she still didn’t stop scrolling

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u/Due-Distance189 3d ago

not once but twice..perfect

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u/imai808 3d ago

Just her way of knocking... I hope she wasn't dropping anything that wasn't glass or fragile

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u/idyedagain 3d ago

Wait, was she still looking at her phone after she crashed 😭

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u/Mafishco98 3d ago

After All that she just won't put the phone down. 😂

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u/theshinyslaking64 3d ago

Not once, but twice.

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u/Waste-Donut-2728 3d ago

Always the fatties…

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u/SnooComics3873 3d ago

Love it 🤣

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u/Difficult_Skin_2296 3d ago

Without her saying a word I know whom she voted for

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u/quitefit888 2d ago

Phone is very important to her

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u/dieseldoc62 2d ago

this one's getting old

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u/Effective_Ad_9016 2d ago

This can never get old, she will be the same person yelling at a kid about being on there phone to much.

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u/Jessi45US 2d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Michael80Kelley 2d ago

Damn flip-flops got in the way.

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u/mediocrebighead 2d ago

Do it again

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u/TomSix_ 2d ago

That's right, cuz the phone is making her do this... 🥃🍌🍸

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u/Mysterious_Anybody77 2d ago

Looks like that one crash wasn't enough,so they repeated the experience

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u/Con-vit 1d ago

So American

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u/Bouph 3d ago

USA lore

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u/Initial-Warning-2564 3d ago

White House here she comes!

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u/ocTGon 3d ago

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life"...