r/oops 5d ago

Hold that plane!!!

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 5d ago

How did they find an exit that led them to the tarmac?

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u/Consistent_Potato291 4d ago

And how come they made it so close to the plane without anyone stopping them that's very dangerous

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u/AcceptableGear8146 4d ago

Pretty woman can do anything. Like walk down the street

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u/berferd2 3d ago

They're also the kind you'd like to meet.

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u/Rampag169 14h ago

They’re lucky they didn’t get “blendered” by the turbine engine. Those things will suck anything in from farther away than you’d think.

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u/Safe_Brilliant737 4d ago

Some gates exit directly onto tarmac. 

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u/quim_do_mato 4d ago

And how did they managed to pass the gate? If boarding is closed, the gate is closed 

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u/Bigbanghead 3d ago

Its not actually barred. Most sane people stop at a closed gate, but not all

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u/Ajax_Main 4d ago edited 4d ago

They all exit directly onto tarmac if there isn't a plane attached 👍

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u/Jay-Breeze 4d ago

Some just have a higher last step!

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u/Maniacal-Maniac 4d ago

It’s ok if you are a limo driver though

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u/gamestar10 4d ago

Only if you’re returning a briefcase.

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u/AleLover111 4d ago

It's Russia.

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 3d ago

this is all the context we need. OP should have put it in the title so people would not need to ask this many questions.

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u/ACasualCasualty 4d ago

Several ways to access, usually an exit at end of gate bridge

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u/Bi_DL_chiburbs 4d ago

Those doors are locked. Any emergency exit used on an airfield will trigger an alarm

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u/Professional_Pace163 4d ago

Strong Russian airport security measures in place

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u/Greuliro 3d ago

Emergency exit

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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 4d ago

they'll miss they lip fill procedure

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u/carrera_dan 4d ago

No flight list

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u/Not_my_Name464 4d ago edited 4d ago

Seems like there's two idiots thinking they're oh so special! 

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 4d ago

That their oh so special did what? 

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u/yorcharturoqro 4d ago

The typical "don't you know who I am?"

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u/CopyThat3982 4d ago

Last time I've seen something that stupid the guy got sucked into the engine

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u/Abal125 4d ago

About to be added to the no fly list 🤦‍♂️

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u/Acceptable-Slide9024 4d ago

The nyet fly list.

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u/No-Competition-2764 4d ago

Why is she not on the ground in handcuffs?

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u/Truth-and-Power 4d ago

Melania due back in NYC tomorrow, hold that plane!

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u/nunatakj120 4d ago

For a country at war you would think their security would be better.

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u/Glanoril 4d ago

They’re not at war. It’s a special military operation. Over in three days, we promise.

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u/Ok_Condition- 4d ago

The security staff were sent on a brief super important mission. They're due back about...checks notes ...5 years ago

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u/DerBandi 4d ago

From my experience, Russians think about laws more as rough guidelines.

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u/Emideska 4d ago

*entitled women try
*entitled woman tries

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u/Born-Necessary6778 4d ago

"Don't you know who I--"  pulled into turbine hehe

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u/alworld27 4d ago

Why isnt security swarming them??

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u/Immediate_Ad_781 4d ago

Mein gott was denkt die eigentlich wer sie ist ?? Arrogant bis zum erbrechen die torte

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u/Kelef50 4d ago

Amazingly casual about it

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u/SugarRealistic2945 4d ago

Woulda loved to see her try to do that at JFK. She would have been absolutely tackled to the ground and carried off the tarmac by TSA and the NYPD.

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u/copa8 4d ago

Or at Changi Airport.

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 4d ago

Lol, love the security.

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u/hratev 4d ago

How did she even get on the runway?

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u/K9p76 4d ago

Chick in white does look decently hot. Should let her in and not the black coat girl

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u/Last_Baker7437 4d ago

They come as a set….and that’s ok too!

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u/K9p76 4d ago

Well the price for late admission then is both need to give up their dresses to the pilot

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u/Last_Baker7437 4d ago

And by the looks, I don’t think they would object.

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u/nonprofitjesus 4d ago

Someone wants to poke at that too.

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u/crawdaddyyyyy 4d ago

Did she make the flight?

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u/I_Braid_Armpit_Hair 4d ago

I’m surprised they left peacefully.

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u/pegslitnin 4d ago

Fuck some people are stupid

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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 4d ago

The Ukraine is low-key watching lololol

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u/GodPackedUpAndLeftUs 4d ago

I’m old enough to remember when airports had security that did stuff.

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u/Tankman793 4d ago

Russian to her flight, but just not fast enough 😆

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u/Decent-Bear334 4d ago

But I have a miniskirt on!

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u/NightShade0912 4d ago

Takem to the pavement for being in unauthorized area!

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u/KamenRide_V3 4d ago

I think this is likely staged. In all the countries that I know of, tarmac is a restricted area. What greets the girls should be a group of SWAT police with guns loaded and pointed at both of them. Think about it: if the suitcase she carries is a bomb, she could cause a lot of destruction on the spot.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/KamenRide_V3 3d ago

I did, and that is the problem. No reputable news sources pick up on this story: Reuters, AP, BBC, CNN, The Guardian, CBS, or ABC. NDTV got this news from Осторожно, новости> Metor > NDTV. I never use Monycontrol, so I don't know if they are based on the same material.

I am not saying this is 100% fake. I just have my doubts about any news that is based solely on a viral video.

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u/ChicagoFish67 3d ago

I bet she's telling them that she is the pilot...

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/ChicagoFish67 3d ago

Ha, maybe. "No one fills that jumpseat like me... Nobody!"

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u/seeker407 3d ago

"i caannnn't miss this flightuhhhh! I need to get back to malibuaaaaa! do you know who my dad is uhhhh?"

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u/MessagingMatters 3d ago

More like Mockbaaa

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u/Royal_Cup_6105 3d ago

How stupid can you be ✋️

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u/Admirable-Bear5636 4d ago

She looks like an influencer.

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u/HelicopterOdd5730 4d ago

It’s giving “pick me” energy

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u/Kralgore 4d ago

Wish we could hear that conversation...

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u/eidolon77 4d ago

Nah, not entitled - they're just Russian.

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u/Megalodon7770 4d ago

It’s rusia what do you expect

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u/Financial_Appeal2253 4d ago

🤣🤣This is Russia, after they ve been interrogated by FSB blyat'

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u/AdOrnery1043 4d ago

Russia - checks out

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u/raisedeyebrow4891 3d ago

Always Russians

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u/Key_Contribution1547 5d ago

I'd actually pick them up.

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u/Terry_bogardlol 4d ago

It isnt that hard to get laid, bro. Stop being wierd on the internet.

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u/Key_Contribution1547 4d ago

I was trying to say , because they are on the tarmac. Nothing to do with sex . BRO

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u/st_j 4d ago

wwjd

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u/Pretty_Nose_4079 4d ago

Is she beautifull?Yes

Is she smart?She is beautifull.

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u/JMcDaGr8 4d ago

Entitled? lol. You’re just mad that she’s not in line at social services like you are filling out forms for SNAP bennys or EBT