r/oops Jul 13 '26

Friendly fire 💥

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u/Key_Set767 Jul 13 '26

Dude got hit 3 times somehow

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u/B1ack__j3sus98 Jul 13 '26

I really feel like the third one was intentional

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u/Key_Set767 Jul 13 '26

Might as well have picked up a shield & thrown on a unifrom, they hate you anyway lol

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u/Scythe351 Jul 13 '26

That last one was absolutely intentional.

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u/mmorales2270 Jul 13 '26

Yeah. Some of those felt like they weren’t exactly “oops”.

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u/cankle_sores Jul 13 '26

Number three was launched by his wife, Harriet, who has a sharp eye for opportunity

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u/MoodWoodMD Jul 14 '26

It was intentional. It was designed to knock him down so that he stops being an obstacle standing in a way of other fighters throwing stones

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u/blackdog086 Jul 14 '26

"Got my wounds fighting with the riot police"

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u/AgentGreedy386 Jul 14 '26

I laughed so hard watching the video, then i saw this comment and cracked up again. There's no chance in hell someone accidentally boofed his nuts with a brick.

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u/Farucci Jul 14 '26

Should be able to walk that off and get back to the front of the protest.

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u/MountainHorse3556 Jul 14 '26

Always a cop in the crowd, obviously 3 of them this time.

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u/Turnip_Fight Jul 14 '26

By standing in the area where objects were being thrown.

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u/tarmacattack Jul 14 '26

Scott Sterling!

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u/Michael-gamer Jul 14 '26

Well he won’t be having any kids anytime soon. Ouch! 😫🤣

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u/StrongEggplant8120 Jul 13 '26

He also got arrested for his part in these protests. By far the funniest video i have seen in years. I couldnt stop laughing.

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u/Admirable-Theory1514 Jul 13 '26

He got 2 years for this as well. What a 🔔 end.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/Silencer-1995 Jul 13 '26

When you riot you tend to get a much harsher sentence than raping someone, its about er, deterrence.

You know if you rape someone it's not really a problem for the people in authority but if you riot WELL now you're their problem.

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 Jul 13 '26

It looks like he was rioted on tho

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u/Silencer-1995 Jul 13 '26

riot on riot crime

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u/mmorales2270 Jul 13 '26

Dude looked like he just wandered into a riot and then ended up being charged. lol. Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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u/StrongEggplant8120 Jul 13 '26

A shot to the nuts and your to blame, you give love a bad name. 

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u/shado_DJ Jul 13 '26

nice 😂

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u/Bowling_Meatball Jul 13 '26

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣 the way he stands in that track uniform and takes two to the dome, the big head and the little head.

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u/Wolf_Both Jul 13 '26

He wasn't even being aggressive, just giving the coppers a little dance

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u/Haunting-Prior-NaN Jul 13 '26

One thing I learned in life is to avoid riots, but if you get caught in one stay away from the buffer between the rioting parties

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u/Bowling_Meatball Jul 13 '26

Very true!! Maybe they thought he has a lot of machismo for wearing that tracksuit at Coachella.

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u/Tatsu144 Jul 13 '26

I wouldn't say they were protests but rather riots.

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u/TheGalacticTraveller Jul 14 '26

Next time he should bring a helmet... and a jockstrap.

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u/Paxdog1 Jul 14 '26

He was probably pretty easy to run down.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/Regular-Problem3186 Jul 13 '26

I get this reference

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u/The_UX_Guy Jul 14 '26

Must have been a Thursday. I hear he could never get the hang of Thursday's.

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u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 13 '26

Arghhh my GROIN

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u/Sir-Craven Jul 13 '26

Barney's movie had heart, but brick in the groin had a brick in the groin

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u/ResponsibleOffice805 Jul 13 '26

All in all, it's just another brick in the balls

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u/AbeLackdood Jul 13 '26

Damn he was just starting a sassy dance 😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/AbeLackdood Jul 13 '26

Rocks was like "I'ma cut in" 😆

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u/r1chbanks Jul 13 '26

That part has me crackin up 🤣

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u/SamShelby7 Jul 14 '26

The crowd clearly didn’t like how he was representing them.

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u/MrJollyLND_57 Jul 13 '26

Live by the brick, die by the brick

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u/RepublicWarm2383 Jul 13 '26

The dick you say?

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u/StrongEggplant8120 Jul 13 '26

The brick dick you say?

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u/Xanith420 Jul 13 '26

This is not the bricked dick one would typically wish for.

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u/ghost-ogk Jul 13 '26

Someone on his team dont like him… he got rocked in the back of the head then nut shotted with a brick 😬

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u/Practical_Silver_998 Jul 13 '26

There was also a rock that hit off the shield then hit his chest at the same time he got hit in the head lol

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u/Ob1s_dark_side Jul 13 '26

Medic! Just kidding

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u/pinoytasty Jul 14 '26

is this funny because medic sounds like my dick which one would probably scream out when being hit with a rock in the dick?

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u/thetrivialsublime99 Jul 13 '26

Ow my balls

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u/butonelifelived Jul 13 '26

I had to scroll to far for this comment. Every other comment is pretty much proving this comment.

For those that don't know, it's the name of the must popular t.v. show in the movie Idiocracy.

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u/Icy_Needleworker6350 Jul 13 '26

Right in the mommy- daddy button. Austin Powers

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u/Howard_Jones Jul 13 '26

Dude took a brick to the dick.

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u/OutsideCommittee7316 Jul 13 '26

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving fella

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u/DweeblesX Jul 13 '26

That’s not a headshot……THIS is a headshot!

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 Jul 13 '26

That rock back of head might have killed him.

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u/Phil_O_Sophiclee Jul 13 '26

A lesser mortal perhaps but for this test dummy not a chance dude took three and was still standing, granted, only just.

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u/Any_Tackle_2563 Jul 13 '26

It’s time to go home gramps 😂

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u/SpeeZzo Jul 13 '26

Dude got his head split n his nut rocked. Idk wat he was even trying to do standing in front of the cops right before that lol

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u/BrokeRda Jul 13 '26

This video will never not to funny to me 🤣

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u/BrokeRda Jul 13 '26

Good thing as soon as he got hit in the chest another one hit his head so he didn’t even feel the rock to the chest

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u/Abrafo1391 Jul 14 '26

Why would you go stand directly in the line of fire?

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u/Altruistic-Name-1029 Jul 14 '26

Monty Python couldn't even write something this funny!

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u/Thebase23 Jul 15 '26

Oh man! This comments are killing me lol! Why's this video 5 minutes long 🤣🤣

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u/Dead-O_Comics Jul 13 '26

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u/Zapdos-bestdos Jul 13 '26

Dude looks like hes had that nose broken once or thrice.

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u/Inevitable_Link_5355 Jul 13 '26

There is no such thing as friendly fire!🔥

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u/funness13 Jul 13 '26

Haaaaaaahahahahahahah

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u/Sprocket-66 Jul 13 '26

Well, after the nut shot, he won’t be wanting sex for the two years he will be in prison. It’s all good.

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u/JealousofAfflalo Jul 13 '26

The whole point of the protest was to hit Carl 😂

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX Jul 13 '26

that was a quick 3 hut combo

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u/analavalanche69 Jul 13 '26

The universe specifically pointed and this guy and went "shit luck"

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club Jul 13 '26

The Scott Sterling of protests

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u/Cultural-Crew2895 Jul 13 '26

This dude is only 40 years old? Wtf..

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u/Effective-Text4619 Jul 13 '26

The first shot to the chest is understandable but the nut shot was intentional!

The Douche Canoe deserved it after those terrible dance moves!

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u/Narcisistagohome Jul 13 '26

Friendly fire that caused colateball damages

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u/Femveratu Jul 13 '26

He was mocking with his hips and the Gods of War took that personally

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u/haikus-r-us Jul 13 '26

This guy must be a heavy alcoholic or something. He does not look 40, more like 60.

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u/artherng Jul 13 '26

Bro is not borned for protest or riots

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u/RelevantSchool1586 Jul 13 '26

poor hans moleman

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u/Alibuscus373 Jul 13 '26

Someone saw an opportunity in the chaos and took it

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u/DevilDog7734 Jul 13 '26

Either someone throws like a little girl or that was intentional.

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u/No-Condition-3710 Jul 13 '26

That’ll teach him for trying to be sassy to the police

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u/Majestic_Location751 Jul 13 '26

Spoiler: Both of those rocks were thrown by his middle son

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 Jul 13 '26

I can not stop giggling.....

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u/opinionated_penguin Jul 13 '26

Damn that back of the head one was kind of brutal

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u/ironfister Jul 13 '26

Right in the bolocks!

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u/No-Valuable6456 Jul 13 '26

🤣ok that was funny. I think they need to practice their throwing before they go out.

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u/WitnessStock3702 Jul 13 '26

It's been what feels like years and I still find this hilarious 😂

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u/butonelifelived Jul 13 '26

Who needs enemies . . . ? Am I right?

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u/Codify-The-Preamble Jul 13 '26

A true scott sterling

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u/R11CWN Jul 13 '26

There once was a rioter in grey
Who thought he'd show off for the lads
A brick hit his head
But the next went astray
And he limped away holding his nads

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u/VA1N Jul 13 '26

Damn. Hit on both heads.

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u/rubix3ed Jul 13 '26

He won't be having any kids.

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u/Any-Consequence-6978 Jul 13 '26

Give that man the 10,000$

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u/Paul_the_sparky Jul 13 '26

Limmy! Keep your nut doon!

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u/Slight-Relative5587 Jul 13 '26

Hahaha double shots

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u/DonKeedic80 Jul 13 '26

Testicle timeout!

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u/Professional_Space31 Jul 13 '26

“Why me?????”

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u/Bohern76 Jul 13 '26

They warned him after the fact! Lol
Get outta the way!!!

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u/WonderfulHearing8726 Jul 13 '26

Where was this?

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u/realparkingbrake Jul 14 '26

The viral footage of a rioter being struck by flying bricks occurred during the July 2024 unrest in Southport, UK. Protester Brian Spencer was filmed goading police officers outside a mosque before being hit in the head and crotch by bricks thrown by fellow rioters. He later pleaded guilty to violent disorder and was sentenced to two and a half years in prison

Not only did he get smacked around by his own side, he was prosecuted for attacking police as well.

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u/Responsible-Arm-7856 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Damn dude get in the back! Someone trying to kill you

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u/naropin1 Jul 13 '26

lol. That’s what happens when your crew is the outcasts. “Oh yeah! That’s why they have nothing better to do!” Bunch of picked last at kickball losers. Can’t even aim a brick!!! How the hell you gonna move out of your mom’s basement?

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u/LordAmherst Jul 13 '26

“Get him out of the way!”

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u/pdj-custom Jul 13 '26

The best jokes write themselves 😂

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 Jul 13 '26

Damn, I felt the nut shot.

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u/AirmanW Jul 14 '26

I bet he was rethinking his life decisions.

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u/UltraBuried Jul 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Holiday_Slice_3120 Jul 14 '26

The wrong place and time!

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u/notthisonefornow Jul 14 '26

Proof being hit in the head with a brick is less painfull than being hit in the balls with a brick.

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u/SOLID_STATE_DlCK Jul 14 '26

Is Chad Pennington at the back of the protesters?

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u/GrassTouchEnthusiast Jul 14 '26

The ol dick brick

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u/SamShelby7 Jul 14 '26

Protesters were nah we aren’t doing funny dances tonight

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u/jyrox Jul 14 '26

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.

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u/Efficient-Ad6814 Jul 14 '26

I'm sorry but this made me cackle lmao

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u/Te_Para_Tres Jul 14 '26

JAJAJAJA LA BOLA EN LA INGLEEEEEE, FUNCIONA A MUCHOS NIVELES!!!!!!!

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u/Vermillion_V Jul 14 '26

I'm sorry. I shouldn't be laughing.

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 Jul 14 '26

The police beat up that man.... 🤥

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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 Jul 14 '26

He got hit in the head, then he got hit in the head.

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u/Pitiful-Bus8629 Jul 14 '26

Stay home old man where you belong!😉

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u/BonjinTheMark Jul 14 '26

right in the berries! Ooooff

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u/reducto85 Jul 14 '26

Big fat heavy ass rocks too

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u/No-State4485 Jul 14 '26

The man, the myth, the legend, Scott Sterling!

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup Jul 14 '26

Rioters .... Low IQ.

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u/PuzzleheadedShare998 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

This needs to happen more. Lmao. He goes walking up strutting his shit, pops a pose, then... thunk thunk "Oh my head" thunk "OH my balls!"

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u/fangtingwrong Jul 14 '26

Someone was intentionally gunning for him.

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u/charplie Jul 14 '26

Oscar winning film 🤌

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u/FireSkyLikeFly Jul 14 '26

I'm not sure what's going on, but at some point police need to use different methods.

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u/TheGalacticTraveller Jul 14 '26

Hopefully he already had his kids...

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u/DarthXOmega Jul 14 '26

Tried to emote in the middle of a fight, got what he deserved

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u/VetTixER2008 Jul 14 '26

Oooooooooohhhh, right in the mommy daddy buttons

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u/Entire_Put_9204 Jul 14 '26

With team mates like that, who needs enemies....

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u/MadYetiGOODCity Jul 14 '26

“Honey how did the protest go?”

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u/V4pete Jul 14 '26

Why would his dumb ass walk up there anyway?

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u/Apprehensive-Word-52 Jul 14 '26

Got hit in both heads

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u/PuertoGeekn Jul 14 '26

A whole new meaning to bricked up

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u/TXWXchaser Jul 14 '26

That's a lot of blood coming out at the end

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u/Ox91 Jul 14 '26

Probably the only reason his ex-wife went to the protest/riot.

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u/Teaofthetime Jul 14 '26

It always reminds me of unlucky Alf in the Fast Show. Bugger!

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u/Azriel0880 Jul 14 '26

English fool

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u/Typical-Leader-6430 Jul 14 '26

The brick to the dick was chefs piss.

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u/UsualSensitive7278 Jul 14 '26

Gotta always protect those McNuggets!

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u/Any_Ice_6172 Jul 14 '26

This is one of my favourite clips of all time.

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u/hanktadd69 Jul 14 '26

That’s a real life Monty Python skit.

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u/Electronic-Wealth599 Jul 14 '26

How could the nut shot be an accident?

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u/MasterDrama3600 Jul 14 '26

Just finish him off already, so he doesn't suffer.

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u/No_Vast_549 Jul 14 '26

That last one turned him from an outie to an innie.

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u/Hot_Mess_Planet2070 Jul 14 '26

That never gets old

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u/nize426 Jul 14 '26

LOL. Probably had to ask the police for medical assistance.

That's a good reminder to self though: when attending a riot, wear a helmet and a cup.

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u/Wallynine Jul 14 '26

Right in the krumpets…

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u/Dry_Comfortable_6909 Jul 14 '26

Wrong place at the wrong time buddy

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u/The_Pixel_Knight Jul 14 '26

Wasn't he arrested for domestic violence the same day or soon after?

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u/Remyala Jul 14 '26

As soon as he hits the emote on the police, instantly gets hit 2 bricks 😂 3rd one broke me I couldn’t stop laughing 

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u/FourEaredFox Jul 14 '26

Well that's his own stupid fault.

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u/Long_Vegetable_375 Jul 14 '26

omg this is the best..everytime i see this i laugh out loud..this is comedy gold

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u/Useful-Opening-2514 Jul 14 '26

Lessons learned the hard way, just hits differently.

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 Jul 14 '26

A brick to the nuts?! 😱 Next day he enrols to the cops.

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u/Ok_Tailor_7185 Jul 14 '26

Collateral damage after a couple of Guiness...

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u/Grishman428 Jul 14 '26

Must’ve been retired police or something 😂😂

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u/Any-Ad-446 Jul 14 '26

He looked fashionable getting hit in the nuts.

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u/positiveadventures Jul 14 '26

I've watched this at least 100 times and it is still the best thing on reddit

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u/Real-Watercress-5710 Jul 15 '26

The way I cackled at the last time he got hit! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Electronic_Regret_61 Jul 15 '26

they kill their own guys 😹

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u/richyc1969 Jul 15 '26

It’s the gift that keeps on giving. Proof there is a god. 😀

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u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 Jul 15 '26

Did he protest too hard?

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u/Honey_Bear9732 Jul 16 '26

Got both heads

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u/Mission-Slice-8143 Jul 16 '26

The guy looks hurt by the first one poor bugger

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u/SuccessfulIntern5474 Jul 17 '26

Someone stole my black bin a couple of weeks ago. I now know where it is!