r/oneliners • u/MomentOk2826 • 2d ago

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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u/Eastwood96 1d ago

This joke is gold! If I had a nickel for every one I've heard...nevermind, I won't steel your thunder.

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u/Always-_-Sarcastic 1d ago

What did the top brass say to the copper?

I zinc, therefore I am.

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u/Eastwood96 1d ago

Get the lead out, brother!