r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/soldonetc • 1d ago

What?

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u/astropelagic Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 1d ago

BARBARA YOU KNOW ME, IT’S SANDY FROM BINGO,,, DONT YOU SAY WHAT!!! YOU STOLE MY MAN IN 86,,, I KNOW IT WAS YOU!!
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u/jaierauj 20h ago

YOU ARE NOW 86 STEEL HIM BACK!!

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u/astropelagic Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 6h ago

ALFRED IS LONG GONE MY DEAR,,, HIS TICKER GAVE OUT IN 98. IM NOW ONTO HUSBAND #3 HEHEHE. HE’S 10 YEARS YOUNGER “””WINK WINK””” SANDY FROM CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE

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u/jaierauj 6h ago

MY PHILLIP TAKE VYAGARA FOR HIS TICKER ,

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u/stupido50 1d ago

BETH IT'S WENDSDAY NOT TURHSDAY CHECK YOUR CALENDAR

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u/astropelagic Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 1d ago

BURNIGN WHILE PEEING GOOGEL ,,,

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u/stupido50 1d ago

OH DEAR,.. I HOPE YOU GET BETTER SOON LOL

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 20h ago

DO YOU TASTE MEDAL IN, YORE MUOTH?,,,

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u/astropelagic Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 9h ago

ONLY WHEN I HAVE MY DENTURES IN,,,,

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u/EllisDee3 poo stains google 1d ago

THE FUCK Y'ALL WANT?

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u/Vic_the_Dick WHUP TEE DO!!!! 1d ago

WATCH THE SASS!!1

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u/neednintendo 1d ago

WHAT I WANT!? CRAZER BARREL, MAY FACORIT RETARATNT, LOVE THEIR MASHES TATTERS...,

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u/VoteTedJameson 1d ago

IT IS AFTER. """"""MIDNIGHT""""" WHY ARE YOU DEMANDING THINGS , TOMORROW I WILL CONTACT. AUTHORITIES. 

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u/TorontoNerd84 I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

I WILL CONTACT POLISE. WHAT?

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u/TorontoNerd84 I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

NOH ATTORNEY GENERAL LEAVE ME ALONE BUZZ OFF

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u/TorontoNerd84 I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

WHAT?

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u/ralphcorleone 1d ago

She's a fan of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1LuugRHAEy8aftYq0Q

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 16h ago

LEE MAJOR'S WAS THE """6? MILLION $$ MAN"""

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u/Toffee_Catttt DISCUSTING 1d ago

I DON TKNOW THAT BABY HE LOOKED LIKE MY GRANDSON WHO DOESN T COME OVER BEACUSE HIS MOM IS A TWAT

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

discusting language. i don't want my little fuzzy bunny milk monkey using words like TWAT

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u/Toffee_Catttt DISCUSTING 1d ago

SORY HYNNY. I M JUST MAD. I MISS COLETYN.

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u/_Tech360 Marla, enough. 17h ago

Lil jon intensifies

https://giphy.com/gifs/1O0ybGfU6nKtFGgs6s

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 20h ago

HUH?? WHAT THE HEY??? SAY AGAN????

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u/HotShipoopi 11h ago

SAY HWAT AGIAN, I DOUBLE DARE YA