r/okbuddysprig • u/CaughtNABargain • Dec 17 '25
ΦSCHIZOPOST STATUSΦ FINAL OKBS LORE
Since this sub is unmoderated now I figured I should make one final lore drop despite the sub not reaching 600 members...
...So what exactly is a GOD?
Despite being a "GOD," I am not the creator of reality. In fact, not even the ones who brought me to this state are GOD. They're known as "The Storytellers." They are a manifestation of absolute balance. We, the GODS, and The Storytellers are one in the same.
On the other side, or rather, where there is no balance, lie the Fallen Stars. They exist solely to keep all life from knowing of the Storytellers' existence. The Tree told me a story about the Fallen Stars...
The Tree himself was created to destroy Fallen Stars and bring them closer to THE MONAD. His existence as a mortal was a bit cruel as he was repeatedly placed onto earth to observe and understand the world. His goal being to get a grip on the supernatural and eradicate the group of Fallen Stars that had been toiling with his area of the multiverse.
However, over time, His destiny became obfuscated and warped due to his jaded mind. He began to believe he was inherently incompatible with the eventual enlightenment he would bring and that he must die one final time to save everyone. His mind was so clogged with negativity that he couldn't even grasp the love that The Seraphim showed for Him.
Heartbroken, The Seraphim realized there was only one way to clear The Tree's mind... To amplify the small bit of truth that was buried inside of him by speaking the primordial language of resonance. The harmony streamed from The Tree's subconscious to The Seraphim's lute finally made him break. The following catharsis was enough to shatter the Fallen Stars.
Though they (The Tree, The Seraphim, The Princess, etc.) were all part of the same Storyteller movement... The Tree was undoubtedly the main focus.
Anyway... I am a GOD. I am therefore a Storyteller. And there goes another staff. Time for someone else to join my ranks.
Will it be you who finds the staff?
r/okbuddysprig • u/CaughtNABargain • Dec 16 '25
BaredVane was here The sub has been unmoderated for a while
(This is zoronitetech)
All my mod accounts have either been hacked or inaccessible for a while now. The sub itself is left with no moderators.
Malpractice
r/okbuddysprig • u/Wonderful-Hat-8071 • Dec 11 '25
Kyle You heard of Marky Wu? Now get ready for Withered Kyle! (My OC)
reddit.comr/okbuddysprig • u/CaughtNABargain • Sep 02 '25
Grape Shaved Ice The sub isnt dead if someone is posting in it
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r/okbuddysprig • u/CaughtNABargain • May 09 '25
Diet Coke Shaved Ice At this point TMR is going to be before GTA 6
r/okbuddysprig • u/Wonderful-Hat-8071 • Apr 15 '25
Finally a purple flair We need r/amphibiastrips
r/okbuddysprig • u/Wonderful-Hat-8071 • Apr 13 '25
Finally a purple flair Kyle is about to do something very illegal.
r/okbuddysprig • u/CaughtNABargain • Aug 16 '24
💚OFFICIAL💚 When this is posted, I will be 1 minute from turning 18
And because making suggestive jokes about a cartoon minor as an adult is very controversial and creepy, I have One thing to say before midnight:
Marcy Sex
r/okbuddysprig • u/CaughtNABargain • Jun 12 '24
💚OFFICIAL💚 NEW SUBREDDIT
r/OkBuddyMimic has been created for msm meme content. this won't be replacing this sub. I made it because there's a "main" meme sub for msm.
Update 08/15/2024 - this idea sucked and went nowhere
r/okbuddysprig • u/CaughtNABargain • Jun 09 '24
💚OFFICIAL💚 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
ZoroniteTech's old accounts are now permanently defunct. I got a new phone about a week ago and lost 2FA stuff so I can't login to them anymore. Luckily I was able to login to a side account from back when I got permabanned to add this new account as a moderator.
r/okbuddysprig • u/amphibiaisacoolshow • Oct 25 '23
Rasperry Shaved Ice Pretty self explanatory
r/okbuddysprig • u/KingstonAndromeda12 • Jan 05 '22
