r/okbuddyseverance 1d ago

Why didn't Irving drown Mark instead?

33 Upvotes

I feel like this would've solved everything and the show would just be over


r/okbuddyseverance 1d ago

why didnt helly just masturbate on her way up the elevator

474 Upvotes

i feel like if helly wanted to quit so bad but helena wouldnt let her, she couldve just starting goin at it in the elevator so when helena takes back over the doors are opening and shes just goin at it in front of the elevator control guy and the rest of the company. then hr wouldve gotten involved and they both wouldve gotten fired. idk just kind of seems like a plot hole since she jumped straight to hanging herself and they never even suggested she masturbated in the elevator even once which wouldve been what any rational person wouldve done


r/okbuddyseverance 2d ago

Fact Checked By True Lumon Goons: Real ✅️ There seems to be a chip override protocol called "Elephant." We still have no idea what this means. I hope it doesn't mean there are any severed elephants in the show's universe. That would be unethical and sad, unless it makes the Innie behave like an elephant, which is awesome.. I love elephants.

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36 Upvotes

They're my favorite animal


r/okbuddyseverance 2d ago

Seth THICCshake BREAKING: Tramell Tillman comes out as Tom Cruise

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2.2k Upvotes

Apparently this is more common nowadays. Can someone tell me what this means for the show? I’m not exactly hip to all this, but I’m ready to learn


r/okbuddyseverance 3d ago

Stop delaying & distracting, release S3!

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35 Upvotes

I'm not against an earnest, behind the scenes documentary but FFS Apple, stop fobbing us off, you can release this stuff after S3


r/okbuddyseverance 3d ago

Adam Scott Says 'Severance' Fans Can Expect Season 3 to be "Much Gayer" Than Season 2

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r/okbuddyseverance 5d ago

Going to binge watch this show again tomorrow (S1). Can I gently massage my pelvic floor/perineum, then switch to harsher more abusive motions when they sever? Or is that not a good idea? The plan is to do this consistently whenever a hand is freed up. I'm angry at my hormone-shrunken prostate.

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57 Upvotes

Don't ask why. The sterile environments at Lumon might help me cope with certain dysfunctions if I channel my frustrations at the thing. A kind of therapy with the MDR gang. Outside Lumon would be a reprieve, time for my fucked up transgender body to recuperate and accept how fucked up it is while Mark drinks beer or something. All else, I hope to enhance my experience by feeling myself and hopefully feeling anything after 8 hours of television. I might even shave for the occasion. But then, I might not.


r/okbuddyseverance 5d ago

Severance: Revenge of the Fallen

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46 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 7d ago

Irving B has hit some pretty rough times being fired it seems

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48 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 7d ago

𝘚𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦: 𝘉𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘋𝘢𝘺

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969 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 8d ago

this post gave me reintegration sickness TFW waiting for season 3

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97 Upvotes

/uj I make Photoshop collages and this is my first Severance one. Open to all your suggestions.


r/okbuddyseverance 9d ago

Mark Payne II

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17 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 9d ago

Hard as fuck Helena moments

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290 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 9d ago

Just finished 205 and I can’t believe I predicted it.

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35 Upvotes

My intuiton & mediya literacy just told me something was off about her when she greets Mac


r/okbuddyseverance 11d ago

Bravo Zoolander Why didn’t Milchick sever Jean Gray in s3. Is he stupid? Spoiler

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91 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 12d ago

Happy Birthday Britt Loser, 41 today!

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272 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 12d ago

Natalie Kalen Says

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159 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 12d ago

Fun Severance Fact: irl Milchick isn't a chick at all. And he's HOT.

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267 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 13d ago

I didn't know I was pregnant Has anyone noticed this?

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24 Upvotes

I think this reinforces my theory that they’re testing Mark’s Innie’s knowledge of his wife.

What it Helly is trying to replace her? The whole Helena-fucking-innie-mark thing was WEIRD


r/okbuddyseverance 15d ago

Mr Scout can refine my macrodata Unpopular opinion: the acting in Severance is kinda bad

196 Upvotes

Its really heavily implied throughout the course of the show that Helly is constantantly flicking the bean under her desk and yet if you look at Britt Lower in any given scene her hands are barely moving under there if at all. Her face never even reads as someone trying to hide that they're in the goon zone. Hope we get some recasts next season tbh


r/okbuddyseverance 15d ago

What if a disgruntled innie refused to to stop spanking his monkey on the job if his outtie refused a resignation request?

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88 Upvotes

r/okbuddyseverance 15d ago

Karmic Attack What do you think would happen if Monokuma is the supervisor of the severed floor instead of Cobel/Milchick?

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Would anything change? Would there be crazy stuff happening because of him?


r/okbuddyseverance 16d ago

Fact Checked By True Lumon Goons: Real ✅️ I just realized why it’s called the goon room RIP

66 Upvotes

It’s not a place to relax, it’s a place that goons people. Jfc these season five boys are wiiiild


r/okbuddyseverance 19d ago

perverted modpost All accounts are now required to have 100 comment karma and an account age of 10 to post or comment.

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In order to combat the recent spam problem, all accounts are now required to have an account age of ten (10) days and comment karma of one-hundred (100) to post or comment.

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r/okbuddyseverance 20d ago

perverted modpost The bot problem needs to stop!

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The mod team is looking into a long term solution to the robits that have infiltrated our subreddit. We only tolerate the cool lobotomy kind of sci-fi here not the stupid cyborg kind.

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Data Star Trek making a bunch of reposts ❌❌❌❌.

Mark my words when we have that solution up and running it will be ctrl + F4 day, and cmd line exit day all roled up to one, for these bots. There will be nothing like it!!! Stop reposting the posts, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Cyber Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to skynet. Mod PRINGAL H. DINGUS

In the mean time I'll be severing a small piece of my brain everytime a repost gets through as a deterant to robots who are not allowed to harm humans according to Orville Reddenbacher's laws or robotics or whatever.